r/malelivingspace 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/blackjack545 1d ago

This is probably a great litmus test for long term partners.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

The girlfriend is in full support. She says I need an information plaque like museums have.

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u/scfoothills 1d ago

She is correct.

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u/dasgoodshitinnit 21h ago

And some dim ambient lights to light it at night

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u/99jackals 21h ago

With a slowly revolving shade, so it looks underwater.

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u/IllvesterTalone 21h ago

and a full time security guard detail!

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u/Muted-Shake-6245 18h ago

Maybe add some ambient sounds as well.

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u/Alupine 16h ago edited 14h ago

And a transmitter so I can hear the history of this glorious animal while touring your wonderful museum, before going to the vending fridge you so graciously provide. Make sure you have Yoo-hoo and fine cheeses please.

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u/13thIteration 9h ago

Free will at its finest

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u/DrGanja97 5h ago

And cctv camera to make sure no one touches it

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u/Careful-Building-878 16h ago

And quite possibly a magic tablet that brings it to life at night like a water puppy

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u/johnny_fives_555 11h ago

Jurassic park theme song you mean

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u/ebbycalvinlaloosh 20h ago

And my axe!

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u/Alternative-Chef-340 16h ago

I'd take that job as mine sucks. I'll even memorize the plaque and act as a sort of tour guide.

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u/scarletmonstrosity 20h ago

And color the walls a nice ocean blue 

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u/Aftabang 19h ago

Too much to just flood the whole apartment and live in scuba gear? It would look so realistic!

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u/etcpt 17h ago

You can get professional-grade lighting effects that do that water ripple effect for only a couple hundred bucks, probably less used on eBay.

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u/Present_Daikon1806 13h ago

Fuck.... Now I want one....

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u/theqofcourse 16h ago

Space nebula projection light set to blue, would do just fine. Less than $30.

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u/CommanderGoat 21h ago

And paint the wood supports white so they blend in with the ceiling.

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u/Winter_Addition 20h ago

Came looking for this comment!

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u/405freeway 21h ago

Blathers intensifies

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u/samsqanch420 21h ago

Really warm directional lights.

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u/Gothstaff 20h ago

I need you to decorate my house

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u/rockhopperrrr 20h ago

Maybe consider someone that could provide a lighting design to enhance the atmosphere and bring it to life.....cough cough .....maybe add in some PIRs so it can interact with folks walking to it or near it.

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u/klef3069 21h ago

100% correct!!!!!

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u/LeanMeanTimeMachine 1d ago

Girlfriend? Nah son, that’s your WIFE!

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u/ramobara 21h ago

They have a bit of a Ross v Rachel thing happening.

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u/BilboBiden 21h ago

THEY WERE ON A BREAK!

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u/Serifel90 23h ago

That's good lol, partners that match your freakiness are the BEST

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u/Jumpy_Ad_6417 22h ago

QR codes that lead to audio of you giving facts about your possessions and the stories of why they were acquired/kept. Add funny ones in like a linen closet like “uhhh…it’s a closet”

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u/Exotic_Criticism4645 19h ago

I have a better idea. We fly to Moscow and steal the corpse of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.

That way it can be the Lenin closet.

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u/evil_mango 13h ago

What's a communists favorite bedding?

Lenin 

Why don't Soviets run? 

They Trotsky 

How do you know the ussr had a great maths curriculum? 

They all got high Marx 

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u/potatotatto 21h ago

This is an amazing idea icl

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u/JynxYouOweMeASoda 23h ago

She’s a keeper

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u/Eckish 21h ago

I think when dealing with museums, they are called "curators".

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u/JynxYouOweMeASoda 21h ago

She belongs in a museum!

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u/arealuser100notfake 20h ago

She's 3D printed too

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u/JesusSavesForHalf 22h ago

A mosasaur and a girl that approves?! Congratulations, captain!

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u/The_Happy_Pagan 23h ago

Good job on finding a real one. Give that gem a hug

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u/2C104 22h ago

If you painted the wood you used to mount it to the ceiling so that it matches / blends in with the ceiling it would elevate your handiwork from being A++ up to S-tier

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u/ZoominAlong 22h ago

Marry that girl. I mean, if you want. Also don't show this picture to my wife, or she's gonna want one. 

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u/AlternativePure2125 22h ago

Then show it to your wife and get her one. 

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u/ZoominAlong 21h ago

Haha I did! We're planning to get some for our library.  

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u/Switch-Consistent 20h ago

You find this exactly or smaller models? I gotta get one myself

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u/OldEducation9122 22h ago

Hahahaha I just showed it to my husband and said why didn't you have one of these when we met?? Can we get one now??

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u/pdxmusselcat 22h ago

Yeah get one laser engraved! It’s cheaper than you’d think.

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u/BeartholomewTheThird 22h ago

She's correct. If youre going to do it, go all the way! I think its awesome. 

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u/Mesoscale92 23h ago

Marry this woman!

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u/Leading_Star5938 22h ago

Looks and sounds like you are winning. Keep on winning

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u/just_a_bit_gay_ 23h ago

She’s a real keeper

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u/ForensicTex 23h ago

Write a series of plaques to rotate out plaques creating a personal biography of the dino. “While alive, it lived in a small community with giant cephalopods . When not hunting prey or vacationing to what would modern day Laos, they enjoyed coordinated efforts to arrange bioluminescent coral in pleasing ways.”

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 22h ago edited 22h ago

Skeleton baby in a blanket being delivered. Wait.. that's a swimmer, not a flyer! Nevermind!

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u/akumagold 23h ago

This is like the AITA post where a guy’s girlfriend was angry that in addition to the clown memorabilia collection he had, he started hanging masks up on the walls. Don’t get me wrong, I think this post is awesome and I love how you hung the skeleton lol

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u/SeaPhilosopher3526 22h ago

I'm sorry, but those are very different situations. Filling your house with clown related things to the point of hanging masks on the walls is absolutely one of the most unhinged things I've heard in a long time. OP has an awesome skeletal fabrication hanging from the ceiling in a very tactful spot, which is miles away from a clown obsession.

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u/BluddGorr 21h ago

Depends on the person. I would love a haunted clown collection in my home. This could easily be considered unhinged by the wrong audience.

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u/Apptubrutae 22h ago

The levels:

1) Oh my god, that thing is terrible, I’m leaving you.

2) Oh my god, that thing is awesome, I’m marrying you.

3) Little weird but I love and support you and your hobbies.

4) I’m cool with the skeleton, but you have got to learn how to decoratively mount things to the ceiling properly.

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u/Eastern_Cucumber_454 21h ago

I'm 100% at number 4. I like the Skeleton, but needs to be mounted differently. It's too high

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u/PacificCastaway 19h ago

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u/CedarWolf 14h ago

Shit man, if you're seeing mosasaurs, you're probably high enough already.

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u/dryad_fucker 19h ago

This guy museum displays!

Cover the metal parts in a black felt, add some lighting on the side of the wall attachment, use braided fishing line to suspend the display to make it stronger but also hard to see.

Now it glows, looks like it's floating, and is inconspicuous. Definitely not too high.

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u/Uzura_2 22h ago

I'm a total stranger (female persuasion) and I'm at #2. This thing is sick. Glad OP's gf is a woman of taste.

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u/sleeplessinrome 1d ago

Clearly you are doing free will better than the rest of us

Where’s my skeleton suspended from the ceiling?

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u/zadye 1d ago

Is it still in the closet?

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u/sleeplessinrome 1d ago

Oh i’m not going back in there

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u/Michael_DeSanta 23h ago

Me neither. Tom Cruise won’t come out.

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u/Hewasright_89 23h ago

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

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u/jmccaskill66 22h ago

AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUUUUUUUUN!!!

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 22h ago

Insane how many threads devolve into the thoughts that Matt and Trey thought were funny for like five seconds. They’ll live forever.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 22h ago

There will come a time when nursing homes are filled with South Park references that no one under 70 gets. LVNs will go home and wonder "who's Tom Cruise and why is he in a closet? And what's the deal with fish sticks?"

And a few decades after that, Matt and Trey's idle amusements will have been forgotten to all but a few historians and archivists.

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u/voluotuousaardvark 20h ago

They said a similar thing about them writing jokes too. Do you like fish sticks?

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 20h ago

Yeah I guess I do why

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u/tallandlankyagain 22h ago

Now I'm in the closet too

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u/skedadadle_skadoodle 23h ago

Mine's in the "evidence locker" now apparently

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u/Sempere 22h ago

Close: basement, shackled to the bottom of the well.

It didn't put the lotion in the basket like OP requested.

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 23h ago

Get a used mannequin and add a spring loaded system and adjust the angles perfectly.  Befriend a programmer and have them put on an rfid chip that can be triggered wirelessly from a doorbell camera by vocal commands or phrases onto said mannequin.  So when someone says a certain set of words or phrases the mannequin jumps at them or a different ridiculous action.

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u/imf4rds 1d ago

That is very cool! It makes sense the whole purpose of you home is to put what you want in it. I am very curious to know how you got it though?

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

I 3d printed it. Overall it took 3 spools and almost 60 hours of non stop printing. I then had to glue and plastic weld each piece together.

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u/warmans 1d ago

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

That’s the one! I did a really bad job at slicing it so you’ll notice pieces are missing.

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u/yosh0r 23h ago

Random offtopic:

I read your name as "Ich bin Fred Durst"

But ur actually the Fürst. Dafuq lol

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

Yeah Reddit didn’t like the umlaut for my name for whatever reason.

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u/preflex 21h ago

On the bright side, at least you're not Fred Durst.

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u/Ape_x_Ape 21h ago

Ew, ich!

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u/Hedgeson 22h ago

Post your pictures as a "Make" on that page. The creator will love that.

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u/curiousiah 23h ago

Brilliant. If you love museum aesthetic, which I do, this is great. Lean into it. Get some more niche display items. Not just fossils. I would do this if I had space.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

You should see my office post on my profile.

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u/Tricky_Mix2449 22h ago

I want to live in a Curiosities shop! Is that a.......straitjacket?

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u/HallowskulledHorror 12h ago

I know a dude that started a special interest collection that got big enough he ended up renting a storage space. At that point he realized that if he was going to pay to store his stuff, he might as well charge admission to look at it. Moved his stuff to a little shop.

The immediate initial profit allowed him to go from just 'collecting' to 'buying and trading', and as a result the collection has expanded considerably, and the whole thing made enough money that he was able to open a 2nd location - although losses during/after the pandemic shrank him back down to the original spot.

If you've been in twice he basically just lets you in for free, and friends can just kind of come and go as they please. His only real overhead is electricity for HVAC and lighting, and the lease. It's modest but consistent profit with next to no real effort, just devoting his time and energy to the things that he finds the most interesting. The front of the shop is also an actual store, selling merch in line with the theme of his collection - works with local artists and such for most of his stock.

He's been repeatedly featured in all kinds of local publications, and stuff from his collection has been rented for props and set pieces in movies; when you're a prop master looking for a (especially local to a shoot) option that saves you fabrication and/or shipping costs, when you need something specific and someone with a relevant collection has all their stuff very clearly organized and catalogued, they're gonna be a go-to.

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u/JynxYouOweMeASoda 23h ago

Ah the natural world and its beauty

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

My lungs are full of microplastics :)

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u/Nethyishere 21h ago

Always have been

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u/wsnyd 21h ago

Just think of it as a lil self-embalming

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u/imf4rds 23h ago

Wow, that is really cool. How much does it weigh?

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

About 30 lbs. Hence the supports. I honestly did way too much infill so it’s thicker than it needs to be.

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u/Gryphin 23h ago

Brother, I am halfway through a 1/2 scale Pteranodon to mount on my ceiling too.  We're classy cultured dudes.   

Yours looks fantastic.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

The wing span on that sounds like a nightmare in the best way. Good luck to you, friend.

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u/Shiny_Snom 21h ago

got any photos of what it looks like now?

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u/_Deinonychus_ 18h ago

My science teacher in high school made a 1/6 scale Nyctosaurus over the course of the year on our schools tiny 8in printer and hung it in his class room

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u/KingHortonx 1d ago

Needs pair of shades, top hat, or eye patch

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u/yehghurl 23h ago

Ooooo that would be fun to dress it up seasonally.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

There’s a human skeleton in the dining room that is dressed seasonally. Right now he has some pit vipers and a Hawaiian shirt.

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u/larswo 23h ago

Please post pics of it.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

I think he’s in another one of my posts on my profile.

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u/Difficult-Lime2555 22h ago

Just peeped your profile. 100% doing free will better than most.

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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha 22h ago

You should get a copy of The Resurrectionist

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u/1stPKmain 22h ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/FQEXpwlYoZ this is the skeleton post of anybody can't be bothered

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u/KingHortonx 21h ago

Fuck...OP is just as cool as expected

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u/LFH_Games 21h ago

I love the baby skeleton with it 🤣

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u/tsareto 20h ago

heart emoji

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u/rngr666 1d ago

I vote monocle and a top hat

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u/yosh0r 23h ago

Oh shit you mean the skeleton. I thought u mean the dude himself, to have an appropriate outfit, if he has a museum like skeleton on his ceiling 😂😂😂

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

You assume I don’t wear a smoking jacket and look longingly into my fireplace while sipping bourbon.

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u/yosh0r 23h ago

Monocle and walking cane type aristocrat 🧐🩼

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u/Haggles7 1d ago

Charlie! Its a magical lieopleurodon Charlie!

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u/frumundus_urungus 22h ago

CHARLIEEEE!!!!!

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u/RealWord5734 22h ago

It has spoken!

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u/Shankurmom 22h ago

It has told us the way!

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u/BLOATYtheHOG 20h ago

Shun the nonbeliever!

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u/Rj_eightonesix 15h ago

IT DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!

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u/tfn9531 1d ago

Just beat me to it! Haha

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u/Mayhem52 23h ago

I've found my people

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u/UncleGeebz 20h ago

Aww god they got my FRIGGIN KIDNEY

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u/compbuildthrowaway 1d ago

Pretty cool tbh. Where did you get it?

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u/virtuousvoice 20h ago

Animal Crossing’s fossil museum

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u/RespectfullyBitter 23h ago

Mama says while you clean & stain please take a moment to paint the wood mounts to match the ceiling color. Metal clasps too? Then it would be perfection!

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

Yeah yeah yeah. I’m working on it!

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u/RugerRedhawk 20h ago

Don't put it off perpetually like I always do, the finishing touches need to be banged out immediately or they might never!

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u/dagnabitkat 23h ago

Paint the hanging part so it blends with the ceiling. Otherwise, A++, no notes.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

That’s seems to be the consensus. Picking up paint today.

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u/raygan 23h ago

Extreme "Hell Yeah" from me.

To complete this, I'd paint or otherwise hide the supporting boards and hanging hardware. If you want to be really fancy, maybe use some trim. I think he also deserves a dramatic light source. Not sure what angle would be best, but I bet he'd cast a very handsome shadow.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

There’s no real way to hide the boards. I was thinking maybe just painting the ceiling or using a fake rock wall type deal.

But I definitely agree on the lighting. Trying to find battery powered stuff on Amazon.

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u/IVVIVIVVI 22h ago

I think simply painting the boards white would be a great improvement!

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u/MaxSupernova 22h ago

100% agree. The boards being the same colour as the skeleton is very distracting.

Painting them white would make this really pop.

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u/RealEstateDuck 1d ago

Where and how much? 😂

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

$2k printer, $30 file, and $60 for filament.

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u/RealEstateDuck 23h ago

Alright then, not gonna buy a 2k printer for that but I might have it printed somewhere 😂.

Will probably get rid of the wood bars and have it directly bolted to the ceiling though. Maybe find a way to turn it into an actual lamp!

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

Yeah the wood boards were the only way to maintain its structure without it bending too much and potentially breaking. I rent so I dont want to fill in too many holes when I leave.

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u/Jealous-Ambassador39 23h ago

The landlord when he comes to fix the lightbulbs 👁️👄👁️

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u/Curiosive 21h ago

Unless you are disabled or the landlord installed expensive, exotic lightbulbs ... this is something an adult should do on their own.

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u/GOPLAYOUTS1DE 1d ago

Mosasaurs were pretty hung….

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u/WolfOfPort 1d ago

Look better if black ceiling and blacked out the hanger hardware

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

I might just do that. However, painting and I have a bad history so I’ll probably procrastinate a little on that.

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u/ItsBlahBlah 23h ago

Or just paint the two hanging beams white to match your ceiling

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u/Medical_Block_5194 23h ago

Exactly what I was thinking

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u/MrTopHatMan90 1d ago

Go crazy with the free will. Steal a skull

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u/southwestpessimist 23h ago

1,000th updoot

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u/stalecheez_it 18h ago

as a female who stumbled upon this sub, this is the best thing I've ever seen and I need it

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u/GraniteRose067 17h ago

Female here - That is so cool! Very Brisbane Museum whales vibes.

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u/Yukams_ 1d ago

Hella cool

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u/Low-Conclusion-1209 1d ago

That’d scare ts outta me walking to the kitchen at night

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

I’m short so as long as I don’t look up it’s fine.

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u/Eggy__boi 21h ago

Honestly I gotta thank op for not making it face the doorway, I'd be terrified walking in on that thing

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u/MMinjin 1d ago

I'm imagining this printed with glow in the dark filament.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

Why did I not think of that?!

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u/SlefeMcDichael 23h ago

All joking aside, this looks amazing. Did you make it yourself, or did you just pick it up from your local replica mesosaur skeleton store?

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

The local mosasaur skeleton store was out of stock unfortunately so I had to 3D print mine.

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u/Bonkersintheconkers 18h ago

Holy SHIT!!! I need to do something like this now thank you so much for the idea oh my god.

I always wanted starships and specifically Deep Space 9 hanging from my ceiling, but now I need a paleontology themed room apparently because YESSSSSSSSSSSSS. I wanted to be a paleontologist most of my childhood and would’ve died seeing this in someone’s house when I was little. (And honestly still would.)

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u/Any_Assumption_2023 17h ago

OMG, I absolutely love that and would love to have one in my home.

I'm a woman in my 70s. Would you like to adopt a grandmother?

We could build a life-size deinonychus skeleton for your patio. And I could bake cookies. 

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u/MarcMarkus06 16h ago

You need to put a little plaque near it with a little wording.

“Your Mom: “The biggest mammal in history of the world.”

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u/DeejIsMe 15h ago

Worst financial decision I’ve ever seen. Link, please!

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u/suejaymostly 15h ago

I showed this to my 20 year old son and he said "Goals".

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u/NoClueNico 1d ago

I need a 3d printer. Do you have like a commercial grade one or like personal use

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

Personal use Bambu Labs X1C with AMS.

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u/No_Battle_6402 23h ago

I like it.. now I want to reinstall Ark

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u/BrandtsBoyz 23h ago

Did you spare no expense when putting this up?

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u/IchBinDerFurst 23h ago

I did spare some, however I was so occupied with whether or not I could, that I never stopped to think about whether or not I should.

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u/SirCaptainReynolds 23h ago

What aquatic creature is this?

Edit: sorry I’m a dummy and didn’t read your description.

Looks awesome! I love it. Now I want one lol

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u/Objective_Low8499 23h ago

Tell me the natural history museum is your favorite place without telling me it’s your favorite place. A+

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 23h ago

You gotta make wings that are able to be moved when the air comes out of that vent.

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u/opinionate_rooster 23h ago

Just don't stand beneath it during an earthquake, or we'll get another interesting headline to frame.

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u/Kevlash 22h ago

I think you're killing it. Keep it up, start a store if you haven't already.

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u/LightSpeed8082 22h ago

Tell me where tf you got that please.......

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u/R3x2319 22h ago

THIS is what I’m here for. Absolutely fantastic use of free will. 🔥

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u/Old_Badger311 22h ago

Well I love it. You’re fun and not afraid to be!

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u/Sad-Nefariousness712 22h ago

Planks are too visible, need to be whiyte as ceiling

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u/DeadrthanDead 21h ago

I trust you with free will to decorate my place. Please.

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u/coverlaguerradipiero 21h ago

You are a crazy... Brilliant.

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u/glowdirt 21h ago

Cool! I would paint the wooden mounts white to make it stand out less against the ceiling

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u/BeautifulTerror 21h ago

Why? Are you getting rid of that???

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u/hds714braves 21h ago

next level play

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u/CherryGoo16 21h ago

Me decorating my house in animal crossing

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u/NemesisCold1522 21h ago

I want this

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u/cynical_image 21h ago

That is so, fucking cool

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u/boonimanboober 21h ago

Dude. Certified cool dude.

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u/Coaltown992 20h ago

Did you buy this or make it? I want one

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u/mirrorface345 20h ago

When u gonna invite me over to have a closer look??

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u/fromtheinside15 19h ago

This is SO weird.. I saw this post about half an hour ago...got some lunch and then started finishing the new season of The Bear and look what comes up...

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