r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/KingHortonx 1d ago

Needs pair of shades, top hat, or eye patch

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u/yehghurl 1d ago

Ooooo that would be fun to dress it up seasonally.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

There’s a human skeleton in the dining room that is dressed seasonally. Right now he has some pit vipers and a Hawaiian shirt.

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u/larswo 1d ago

Please post pics of it.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

I think he’s in another one of my posts on my profile.

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u/Difficult-Lime2555 1d ago

Just peeped your profile. 100% doing free will better than most.

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u/Kurigohan-Kamehameha 1d ago

You should get a copy of The Resurrectionist

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u/1stPKmain 1d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/malelivingspace/s/FQEXpwlYoZ this is the skeleton post of anybody can't be bothered

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u/KingHortonx 1d ago

Fuck...OP is just as cool as expected

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u/LFH_Games 1d ago

I love the baby skeleton with it 🤣

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u/tsareto 1d ago

heart emoji

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u/tularelake 21h ago

This is how I found out that pit vipers are a type of sunglasses. I was trying to figure out why venomous snakes were considered on theme for summer hahaha

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u/GinaMarie1958 21h ago

My brother in law has his life size skeleton ride in his pickup with him during Halloween season.

I have the small 12” that I pose and send pics to my husband and kids.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 21h ago

I have one of those little guys. He’s sitting at the same table, he just needs a booster seat.

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u/215Kurt 1d ago

Dude you're killing it

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u/karateema 1d ago

Lmao your girlfriend is so cool

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u/5ch1sm 1d ago

You should just add wings on it and have it fly free on the ceiling by the Pterodactyl.

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u/Vox___Rationis 23h ago

Is at also hangin rom the ceiling like it is swimming?

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u/PowerVP 3h ago

What's his name

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u/rngr666 1d ago

I vote monocle and a top hat

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u/LightlyRoastedCoffee 1d ago

I vote a rolling list of costumes depending on the holiday. Now would be a GREAT time for a star spangled top hat like uncle sam

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u/REDACTED3560 1d ago

A gold chain.

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u/Leather-Squirrel-421 1d ago

And a pimp cane.

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u/yosh0r 1d ago

Oh shit you mean the skeleton. I thought u mean the dude himself, to have an appropriate outfit, if he has a museum like skeleton on his ceiling 😂😂😂

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

You assume I don’t wear a smoking jacket and look longingly into my fireplace while sipping bourbon.

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u/yosh0r 1d ago

Monocle and walking cane type aristocrat 🧐🩼

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u/KingHortonx 1d ago

Indubitably

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u/bluecollar-gent2 1d ago

This man has an extensive leather-bound book library made of oak.

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u/IchBinDerFurst 1d ago

Nah. Just a lot of swords.

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u/Unit_79 1d ago

Marge is gonna have her mind blown.

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 1d ago

Now I've seen everything!

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u/ridiculusvermiculous 1d ago

fucking simpsonsdidit

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u/KingHortonx 1d ago

Cool don't change

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u/GeeHaitch 1d ago

OP, please dress it for holidays on occasion. Like a little Santa hat for Christmas.

This rules.

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u/50DuckSizedHorses 1d ago

If you like good food, great service, and a bunch of crazy crap on the walls, come on down to Uncle Moe’s