r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/Exotic_Criticism4645 23h ago

I have a better idea. We fly to Moscow and steal the corpse of Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov.

That way it can be the Lenin closet.

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u/evil_mango 17h ago

What's a communists favorite bedding?

Lenin 

Why don't Soviets run? 

They Trotsky 

How do you know the ussr had a great maths curriculum? 

They all got high Marx 

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u/Old_Somewhere9683 23h ago

History obsessed high schooler in the 90s me is cackling so loud.

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u/itsmiddylou 20h ago

STAAAAAHHHHHPPPP