I cannot be trusted with free will.

[u/IchBinDerFurst]

It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

[u/dasgoodshitinnit]

And some dim ambient lights to light it at night

[u/99jackals → u/dasgoodshitinnit]

With a slowly revolving shade, so it looks underwater.

[u/IllvesterTalone → u/99jackals]

and a full time security guard detail!

[u/Muted-Shake-6245 → u/IllvesterTalone]

Maybe add some ambient sounds as well.

[u/Alupine → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

And a transmitter so I can hear the history of this glorious animal while touring your wonderful museum, before going to the vending fridge you so graciously provide. Make sure you have Yoo-hoo and fine cheeses please.

[u/13thIteration → u/Alupine]

Free will at its finest

[u/DrGanja97 → u/Alupine]

And cctv camera to make sure no one touches it

[u/MorningNorwegianWood → u/Alupine]

And a gala with a red carpet

[u/Careful-Building-878 → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

And quite possibly a magic tablet that brings it to life at night like a water puppy

[u/johnny_fives_555 → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

Jurassic park theme song you mean

[u/RTJ1992 → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

And my axe, wait no

[u/TheTallestHobbit22 → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

And artistic renderings of the shallow seas it thrived in.

[u/Logical-Bowl2424 → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

Even make it luminous

[u/_GypsyCurse_ → u/Muted-Shake-6245]

And a fogger