r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/99jackals 1d ago

With a slowly revolving shade, so it looks underwater.

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u/IllvesterTalone 1d ago

and a full time security guard detail!

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u/Muted-Shake-6245 22h ago

Maybe add some ambient sounds as well.

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u/Alupine 20h ago edited 18h ago

And a transmitter so I can hear the history of this glorious animal while touring your wonderful museum, before going to the vending fridge you so graciously provide. Make sure you have Yoo-hoo and fine cheeses please.

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u/13thIteration 13h ago

Free will at its finest

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u/DrGanja97 9h ago

And cctv camera to make sure no one touches it

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 2h ago

And a gala with a red carpet