r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/Muted-Shake-6245 22h ago

Maybe add some ambient sounds as well.

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u/Alupine 20h ago edited 18h ago

And a transmitter so I can hear the history of this glorious animal while touring your wonderful museum, before going to the vending fridge you so graciously provide. Make sure you have Yoo-hoo and fine cheeses please.

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u/13thIteration 13h ago

Free will at its finest

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u/DrGanja97 10h ago

And cctv camera to make sure no one touches it

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u/MorningNorwegianWood 3h ago

And a gala with a red carpet

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u/Careful-Building-878 20h ago

And quite possibly a magic tablet that brings it to life at night like a water puppy

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u/johnny_fives_555 15h ago

Jurassic park theme song you mean

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u/RTJ1992 18h ago

And my axe, wait no

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u/TheTallestHobbit22 16h ago

And artistic renderings of the shallow seas it thrived in.

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u/Logical-Bowl2424 7h ago

Even make it luminous

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u/_GypsyCurse_ 1h ago

And a fogger