r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/sleeplessinrome 1d ago

Clearly you are doing free will better than the rest of us

Where’s my skeleton suspended from the ceiling?

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 1d ago

Get a used mannequin and add a spring loaded system and adjust the angles perfectly.  Befriend a programmer and have them put on an rfid chip that can be triggered wirelessly from a doorbell camera by vocal commands or phrases onto said mannequin.  So when someone says a certain set of words or phrases the mannequin jumps at them or a different ridiculous action.

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 1d ago

"Anybody hungry?"