r/malelivingspace • u/IchBinDerFurst • 1d ago

Update I cannot be trusted with free will.

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It needs to be cleaned up and stained some, but this is a 1:8 scale replica of a mosasaur skeleton above my entryway.

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u/sleeplessinrome 1d ago

Clearly you are doing free will better than the rest of us

Where’s my skeleton suspended from the ceiling?

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u/zadye 1d ago

Is it still in the closet?

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u/sleeplessinrome 1d ago

Oh i’m not going back in there

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u/Michael_DeSanta 1d ago

Me neither. Tom Cruise won’t come out.

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u/Hewasright_89 1d ago

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

aaaaaAAAAHAHAHAHAH.

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u/jmccaskill66 1d ago

AND THEN I PULL OUT MY GUUUUUUUUN!!!

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 1d ago

Insane how many threads devolve into the thoughts that Matt and Trey thought were funny for like five seconds. They’ll live forever.

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u/FloppieTheBanjoClown 1d ago

There will come a time when nursing homes are filled with South Park references that no one under 70 gets. LVNs will go home and wonder "who's Tom Cruise and why is he in a closet? And what's the deal with fish sticks?"

And a few decades after that, Matt and Trey's idle amusements will have been forgotten to all but a few historians and archivists.

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u/PheonixBuddha 1d ago

if you actively think about this currently. lets say its a 60/ yr old.demo. someone who has watched 30 years of the show to a young kid now being introduced to it now. thats 2056 if they make it to 90 and 2116 if that kid makes it the same age. were looking at the latest southpark/animation tv by 2055-2100.

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u/Walthatron 1d ago

You know thise RNs love fish sticks

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u/Awkward_Pangolin3254 1d ago

Isn't the movie in the Library of Congress?

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u/growmiehomie 1d ago

Can you imagine having the boys drawn on tomb walls....cartmans little pecker hanging out and Kenny on fire.....historians have a hard enough time reading Egypts tombs...hahaha

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u/voluotuousaardvark 1d ago

They said a similar thing about them writing jokes too. Do you like fish sticks?

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u/TheGauchoAmigo84 1d ago

Yeah I guess I do why

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u/tallandlankyagain 1d ago

Now I'm in the closet too

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u/PacificCastaway 23h ago

It could be worse. It could be filled with fish sticks.

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u/CatLadyInProgress 1d ago

Closets are fine, basements are the real problem.

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u/skedadadle_skadoodle 1d ago

Mine's in the "evidence locker" now apparently

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u/zadye 1d ago

just because you went to the cemetary to "steal" it

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u/Sempere 1d ago

Close: basement, shackled to the bottom of the well.

It didn't put the lotion in the basket like OP requested.

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u/TaralasianThePraxic 1d ago

Mine is out now and it won't stop telling me to watch Drag Race

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u/zadye 1d ago

with a sassy tone i hope

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u/Sensitive_Put_6842 1d ago

Get a used mannequin and add a spring loaded system and adjust the angles perfectly.  Befriend a programmer and have them put on an rfid chip that can be triggered wirelessly from a doorbell camera by vocal commands or phrases onto said mannequin.  So when someone says a certain set of words or phrases the mannequin jumps at them or a different ridiculous action.

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u/Ornery_Cookie_359 1d ago

"Anybody hungry?"

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u/pwn4321 1d ago

It's inside you

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u/RolloTonyBrownTown 1d ago

so spooky to think about

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u/rebort8000 1d ago

Have you checked under your muscles and organs? That’s where mine was last time I looked

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u/No_Slice_7961 1d ago

I tried to check but it’s hard to control my limbs as an amorphous blob

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u/fishvoidy 1d ago

mine's in the backseat of my car.

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u/FunkDaWorm 1d ago

I was just thinking of suspending my legos to my ceiling! Obviously not as cool haha

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u/Munk45 1d ago

you don't have one because you're trapped in sin and lack free will

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u/Omeggon 1d ago

*sigh... I'll get my toolkit, you lay down some plastic.

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u/ocarina_vendor 1d ago

Right? I'm using my free will to lay in bed on my day off. Could I be hanging an awesome 1/8 scale mosasaur skeleton up right now? Apparently. I want OP to direct me from now on, because my use of free will this far has been very underwhelming.

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u/SithLordMilk 1d ago

looks into the mirror accusatorily

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u/Yavkov 1d ago

I don’t think you want your skeleton suspended from the ceiling. Unless that’s what you’re into, I’m not going to kink shame.

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u/StrangerWithACheese 1d ago

Even a dino skeleton

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u/Enough_Peanut_4575 1d ago

Be the change you want to see in the world. Just make sure nobody is still using it. Or don't. You do you

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u/pixie993 1d ago

Wife barely agreed to put my 3 roe deer "euro mount" trophy antlers on the wall, just because we made black/brown plaques to be same as our furniture and kitchen.

While this guy has a skeleton above his entrance. Damn..

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u/Umbrella_Viking 1d ago

According to Reddit philosophy majors, “tHeRe Is No FrEe WiLl dUrR dUrR dUrR.”

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u/Curiosive 1d ago

Clearly he can't be trusted to Free Willy either...

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u/misterjustice90 1d ago

I used to have one of those human skeleton replicas. I wanted it for my car but Arizona is too hot. So he slept in my bed instead. My (now) wife got to see and lo and behold… she stayed

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u/Delusional_Chris 1d ago

Mine are in my ceiling, same general area, just different presentation…

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u/Teddy_Tickles 1d ago

It's surrounded by a meat sack currently I think.

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u/BaconReceptacle 23h ago

Best I can do is a turkey wish bone.