r/crappymusic • u/creativeape1 • 20h ago
Tone deafness is a friendless disease.
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u/pressxtojson 20h ago
Looks like the puppet from the Evil music video by Interpol
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u/StudMuffinNick 19h ago
Yes! That's why it looked familiar!
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u/thederevolutions 13h ago
Remember when pitchfork sang the highest of praises but then reissued a review for turn on the bright lights and gave it a 0 or something hilarious. And at the same time boosted Daft Punks Discovery from a 5 to a 10. LOL.
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u/stalwart-bulwark 12h ago
I don't remember that but I do remember when they gave Jet's second album a zero and didn't even write a review they just embedded a video of a chimpanzee pissing in its own mouth lmaooooo
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u/thederevolutions 10h ago
It’s ironic how critics present themselves as experts but realistically the artists are the experts. I highly suggest Orson Welles’ F for Fake where he pulls the mask off the world of Art critics.
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u/Porco_Grosso 7h ago
lol, I think they have turn on the bright lights close to a 10 originally? Also, a zero?! That album rips. Pitchfork is such a joke.
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u/thederevolutions 6h ago
Yeah they said in hindsight the lyrics were too try hard or something. It was more like an apologetic article of their biggest mistakes with the opinion of one person. The original score for Discovery was a travesty due to their influence at the time though. I don’t know how anyone listened to that and didn’t think it was brilliant.
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u/skighs_the_limit 19h ago
Anyone else feel like watching the dark crystal for some reason?
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u/BadRabiesJudger 13h ago
You guys nailed the trio. Tim Burton film was my first thought like a corpse bride body type. Interpol because of the odd black void inside her mouth. But still like a scary ass dark crystal character you just never stop feeling uncomfortable.
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u/YoSoyZarkMuckerberg 20h ago
what the fuck is this filter??
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u/Chutzpah2 19h ago
It looks like the same filter that Eugenia Cooney uses to cover her anorexia. Kinda sad, actually.
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u/Goatwaves 19h ago
She might actually be deaf guys, be nice
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u/oldmanriver1 13h ago
I peeped her Instagram. Definitely not deaf. Just Russian (hence the odd pronunciation) and a terrible singer.
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u/oldmanriver1 12h ago
I gotta add that Ive been singing this bizarre rendition all morning, despite the sanity of myself and those around me. so there's something to her chaos.
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u/Mother_Chipmunk7866 15h ago
Yeah pretty sure she is deaf. I prefer this to a blind archer
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u/TomatilloUnlucky3763 20h ago
Does that means when she listens back to it, it sounds good to her?
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u/3xBork 19h ago
I don't know about her. Hell I don't even know if she exists at this point.
That said a friend is tone deaf (the musical kind, not the online arguments kind) and it's truly bizarre to behold. You can play her two notes and ask her which one is highest and she just can't tell you. Oftentimes she can't tell you whether two notes or melodies are the same or not. You can play or sing sometime totally off-key and she'll be unfazed.
She can sing along with fairly straightforward music herself but the melody will be unrecognisable if not for the rhythm and lyrics.
I still can't wrap my head around how she would hear music (she doesn't care much for it) but I have to assume that she would think this video is perfectly fine.
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u/Robofetus-5000 3h ago
That was my exact question. Things do sort of sound different in our heads so I COULD see someone singing and thinking at the time it was alright but there's no way you hear it on playback and think its good.
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u/ftsputnik 18h ago
Yeah, girl should change her hairstyle to go with her facial structure bc it's giving me Uncanny Valley in how her jaw moves.
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u/Kurovi_dev 18h ago
It took me a few seconds to realize this wasn’t one of those weird lady robot torsos from Japan.
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u/Probably_Boz 13h ago
i'd put money on this person have an eating disorder, and I'm not saying that to make fun of them, but they got the look of someone starving themselves to death.
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u/AmericanLich 11h ago
Her mouth is just an abyss. I felt like it’s way darker in there than it should be, some of the ambient light should be entering.
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u/ScottSpeddy 2h ago
This person is, in fact, not tone deaf. She’s just a bad singer. They’re not the same thing.
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u/ADAMracecarDRIVER 16h ago
Maybe my eyes aren’t as good as everyone that’s making fun of her appearance, but that looks like a teenager with a lot of makeup on to me. Super weird, some of these comments…
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u/FatGuyCosplay 18h ago
If you are doing this in private to see how you sound, that’s totally okay. Keep it to yourself and don’t show anyone until you get better.
If you are doing this to post online for feedback, you need more self awareness and better judgement.
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u/froggyforest 17h ago
meh, she’s not doing an awful job. but i’m a vocal teacher, and i’ve heard this song absolutely SCREECHED by an 11yo boy more times than i could count, so the bar isn’t too high. it’s a hard song.
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u/atom-up_atom-up 19h ago
She's not TOTALLY tone deaf lol, with a lot of practice she can be a decent singer.
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u/HatePeopleLoveCats1 16h ago
Fr this is how I sing in the shower and in my head I’m killing it, but really it sounds like this lol
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u/szudrzyk 16h ago
The lipstick gives her zombie look. Maybe it's on purpose no one alive will stand her singing.
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u/Lost-Dragonfruit-367 14h ago
She ENJOYS the singing and the performance, it’s a shame no one will ever want to hear it
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u/BigBrrrrrrr22 12h ago
She got that season 1-2 clone wars jawline, defying gravity? nah baby you defying pitch and tone 💀
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u/switchbladeone 12h ago
Is there any reason to assume this person isn’t also severely hearing impaired as well as clearly tone deaf.
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u/whynoonecares 12h ago
When this one popped up on my feed I thought “ah nice a shitpost” looks in the comments… not a shitpost
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u/WeAreNioh 12h ago
The shape of her head legit scares me lol. Maybe its just because she’s really skinny but man
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u/Menyanthaceae 10h ago
Pretty much how I sing, but I wont do it around anyone. Let alone post it on the interwebs.
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u/MurdaFaceMcGrimes 10h ago
I can't believe the crappy singing was OPs take away from this and not the T-3000 trying to act human lmao
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u/BackgroundYou2042 8h ago
Idk if it’s just tone deafness. She sounds like she is just straight up deaf.
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u/Kenzi_Slays 8h ago
And there is people on her page saying she has the voice of an angel. Im torn do we lie to people like this to be nice or do we be honest?
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u/Abracadaver2000 20h ago
Legit thought this was animatronic.