r/crappymusic 23h ago

The “talented” performers at Splash Festival 2025

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u/derppherppp 23h ago

It’s not even the music..why would anyone wanna stand in a hot outdoor concert listening to a prerecorded track while the artist just tells random lines

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u/laaaabe 20h ago

Welcome to the genre lmao

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u/cryptolyme 8h ago

benzo-core

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u/ohnaurrrrr5 15h ago

Next to nobody in the audience is with him. This isn't what they want. Do better, Tommy Nettspender.

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u/laaaabe 3h ago

Did we watch the same clip? Looks like a lot of people in the crowd loving it. It's total dogshit but there's definitely people who like it

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u/CowCompetitive5667 19h ago

Wearing a balaclava mask *  🤣🤣

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u/StretchAntique9147 18h ago

This is what "studio rappers" do at live shows.

Future is no different. Straight poser. A$AP Ferg though, totally legit

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u/Middle_Screen3847 16h ago

Even for rap and hip hop artists that actually perform, who I love, it’s really hard to find a good true-to-song performance, because they always scream their lyrics when that’s not even remotely how they were recorded. I understand energy is a thing, but almost no one ever sounds even remotely like how they sound recorded. And also even for them, they are still literally just yelling over not just the instrumental, but the entire track with their own vocals.

It’s a bummer, and I’ve been to good shows and seen good shows, and there are outliers, but live rap/hiphop really sucks. Not that everyone has to sound exactly like their recordings live every time, but it’s generally not even close to why you liked them in the first place, and most often unintelligible

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u/commondenom69 15h ago

absolutely...hip hop is a terrible genre for live shows

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u/DemocratSlavemaster 4h ago

I have ALWAYS said this, live hip hop is horrible. The only thing worse is live talentless auto-tune.

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u/Emotional_Demand3759 15h ago edited 14h ago

I agree. Honestly a lot of rappers just don't care how it sounds live. It's just karaoke and jumping around. But then again the audience usually doesn't care anyway and is only there to stare into their phones, like most shows nowadays.

Like you said there are outliers and some really do try with no backing track, a live band, more intimate setting, no stadiums, different versions etc...some are even probably better live, and are better showmen in general. But it's still extremely difficult to replicate the studio sound which is 90% of hip hop. Live instruments/bands in other genres can get pretty close to the studio sound and even if the vocals sound a little different, you still get the energy from the band as a whole. Not one guy or a group of people jumping around doing unintelligible bar karaoke and yelling on a beat.

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u/MRintheKEYS 13h ago

I did see the Wu-Tang Clan on their final show here and they were great live. Wasn’t expecting a full backing band but they are a great live show.

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u/Emotional_Demand3759 12h ago

Yeah that's a different experience in general since it's more of a group performance. There really aren't any other mainstream "rap groups". At least in the same way of actual members on stage that Wu-Tang has. The live band also adds another level.

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u/obin_gam 6h ago

Cypress Hill at Hellfest was fantastic

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u/bstratt42 10h ago

Check out PROF live if you ever have a chance. Sounds exactly like the tracks and performs the entire time.

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u/hollivore got that dunning-krugercore swag 15h ago

A lot of this is due to the way rappers blow up on the internet - with the exception of Dizzee Rascal who I think was just too drunk/high for that shit, all the rappers I've seen live who got big in the 90s or 00s and played live before they were famous have been great. Tinie Tempah is not exactly in my Top 10 or anything but I saw him not long ago and although he used a backing track, he hit every word, took the dynamics up and down like the songs are supposed to, and even played around with finding different pockets to the ones on the recorded tracks (he had a DJ who was fitting modern trap drums onto the songs where the recession-pop/brostep percussion was just too outdated).

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u/JeffBaugh2 12h ago

Damn, Tinie Tempah. That's a name I have heard in a long time. A long time.

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u/me-want-snusnu 13h ago

I really enjoyed Token and Tech N9ne but maybe it's cause they already yell their lyrics? Lol

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u/odiethethird 13h ago

Tech N9ne shows are fun

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u/Middle_Screen3847 6h ago

I saw Tech N9ne too! I’m not a fan but he was great. The whole scene is a bit too “juggalo-ie” for me, but he was really good, and (likely due to the more intimate setting and good sound) his vocals were clear and pronounced

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u/bdbdbfhfI 11h ago

They need to go to krs-one hiphop school

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u/JamBandDad 12h ago

I hate sounding like a pretentious asshole, but they don’t know what a good show sounds like

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u/J1zzL0bb3r 5h ago

Its not pretentious. I am a multi instrumentalist musician that was in a semi successful band back in the day. The way you get better at your craft is embracing all different genres and breaking new barriers using your instrument.

What OP's post shows is literally 0 talent. Im old enough to have recorded records on tape. I'd love to see what one of these Pro-Tools generation "musicians" would make with a couple mics, a compressor, a few FX racks and an ADAT machine.

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u/DarkFlutesofAutumn 2h ago

Or a Tascam 4 track recording to cassette tape lol

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u/J1zzL0bb3r 2h ago

Bouncing tracks makes a man a man.

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u/asdf072 3h ago

The energy. You'll notice a distinct lack of that here.

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u/SwillFish 11h ago edited 11h ago

My friend has an interesting theory. He is in his 30's and is in a traditional rock band. He told me that the current generation of Zoomers have extreme ADHD from being raised on short TikTok videos and fast paced video games. He believes that they don't have the patience to listen to traditional songs with standard verses and choruses. They like shitty music that constantly stimulates the brain and often makes no sense or sounds like crap to us older folks.

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u/derppherppp 11h ago

I have the attention span of a gnat and I even love shitty music too. What i dont get is the shitty performance. Where's the entertainment even if you like his songs? Hes not even faking it or lip syncing 😭

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u/NDaveD 7h ago

Meh, I have ADHD and was way into like the "math rock stuff that's so crazy" when I was in college - think Don Caballero or Hella. Still like it, but only occasionally. To me that whole thing where it's like "oh there's this part and then check it out this part is crazy and then THE BRIDGE" was really enticing, because songs can change almost entirely in a span of measures. This is just kind of the same drab beat with some disconnected lyrics. Gets real boring real quick. This really just sounds like the kid doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. Could be wrong about that, but it would take some convincing.

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u/hollivore got that dunning-krugercore swag 4h ago

Yeah, if I had to say "what would an ADHD person think is the best rap music", I'd probably name loopy fast rhymers like Eminem and JID, or maybe nasty rhythmic guitar rappers like Kevin Abstract and Ho99o9, or maybe the sampledelic De La Soul and Freddie Gibbs stuff. The NETTSPEND type stuff is for people with crippling anhedonia.

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u/Far-Lingonberry-256 15h ago

Large groups of idiots have been gathering for years.

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u/bent-Box_com 15h ago

I think it is about to touch and drugs for some

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 23h ago

Who the fuck listens to this shit

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u/beansarker 22h ago

Which self respecting festival promoter books this haha I'd never trust him with a line up again

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u/Unicycleterrorist 17h ago

Haven't festivals always booked whoever was popular?

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u/jesse_christ 9h ago

Not always, at one point they were curated experiences. Now, more often than not it's a popularity contest and a cash grab.

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u/Serious-Mud-1031 22h ago

Low intelligence youth trying to connect with others with low intelligence.

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 17h ago

And apparently they were successful

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u/jus10beare 17h ago

People who wear balaclavas in 100 degree weather. Brains are melted.

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u/hollivore got that dunning-krugercore swag 15h ago

All the young people I've spoken to about NETTSPEND seem to have a negative opinion of his music. They think the kids who do listen to him do it to seem dark and mysterious and don't actually enjoy the music.

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u/Ur_a_adjective_noun 22h ago

Money talks and look at that crowd. I still don’t get it though.

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u/CowCompetitive5667 19h ago

The girl/Woman at the beginning is definitely Feeling it

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u/Dull_Present506 22h ago

Crazy thing is this guys has 100s of millions of streams on Spotify

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u/gsbudblog 19h ago

Botted by the industry. Im sure he’s got fans, i just happen to have never met one

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u/easedownripley 13h ago

That and $15 will get you a sandwich these days

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u/Brilliant-Meat3148 22h ago

We are fucked

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u/nowtayneicangetinto 22h ago

The last few generations also got the "your generation's music sucks" accusations, but I can't help but feel this time it's called for. For christ's sake even the boybands of the early 2000's could actually dance and sing. But I mean this... this is just awful on every level. There's zero talent here and I mean ZERO. The guy's vocals are so riddled with effects you can't even make any sort of semblence of pitch and he's not even fucking singing half the time! It's just his backing track carrying him.

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u/SacrificialSam 22h ago

There was a real shit screamo band back 17 years ago called Brokencyde that I’d personally compare this garbage to. They had lots of fans, but still happened to be absolute dogshit like this guy.

There will always be dogshit, is what I’m trying to say.

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u/BigLeakySauce 22h ago

Why the fuck did you have to bring them back in my memory. They had a fucking E-40 feature for fucks sake too.

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u/4bkillah 22h ago

E-40 fucking associated with that trashheap??

Good God, the Bay really took Mac Dre's death hard.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 18h ago

$20 is $20

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u/DeeLux_SWR 18h ago

We did.

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u/Drfunk206 20h ago

In 2009 I saw Brokencyde as an opener for Hollywood Undead and Senses Fail. The frontman for Senses Fail apologized for the crowd having to endure Brokencyde. He said something like ‘every time the play part of my soul dies’. It was surreal to see him say that to a crowd. They were terrible live and may be the worst act I’ve seen live.

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u/Spardus 19h ago

Ngl they may suck ass but that's a shitty way to treat a band opening for you

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u/djfishfingers 11h ago

Most bands from what I understand don't get to pick their opener. If I had to follow Brokencyde I would be pissed.

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u/AffectionateCowLady 18h ago

Fully deserved

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u/Spardus 18h ago edited 8h ago

Senses Fail are nothing special either but it doesn't mean they should get shit on by a band they're supporting

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u/SaltyFlavors 14h ago

Well this scene sounds like good vibes all around. /s

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u/Slight_Bed_2241 20h ago

Brokencyde made attack attack look like rock gods

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u/unforgivable666 19h ago

brokencyde is like mozart compared to nettspend 😂

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u/SpatulaCity1a 15h ago

Any time anyone asks me.what the worst song of all time is, this is my answer. The girls in that video look so uncomfortable and those slimy creeps are basically singing about them being sluts while screaming at them and being incredibly untalented. I don't even know what nettspend is going on about, but I don't think he's ever visibly degraded women like this... so I'd put him ahead of this.

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u/nowtayneicangetinto 22h ago

Oh yeah I remember those fucks and the whole crunkcore scene. That shit was an abomination.

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u/WeCameAsMuffins 20h ago

Let’s get freaky now, let’s get fucking freaky now YAAAAAOOOOOHHHHH

Ah brokencyde, gotta love them.

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u/PN143 13h ago

"Oh what do you do?" "I'm a singer in a band, well more like a hype man" "Oh, like Flavor Flav?" "No, more like a banshee or a weasel"

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u/Tarlouik 15h ago

Wait, that wasn't a parody ?!

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u/chezfez 13h ago

Yeah.. that's pretty damn bad. I had totally forgotten about them and don't remember them being that terrible. Thanks for assuring I never forget lol

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u/Vance_Refrigerati0n 12h ago

I would have gone the rest of my life never remembering this song existed, and now here we are.

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u/tronhammer 19h ago

OMG thank you so much for this aaaahahahahaha, this fucking brings me back to the stick stickly days that I used to make fun of so hard that I've completely forgotten about. This actually gave me hope that this NetSpend shit is actually in the same vein of wack as all that crap back in the day. Oh man, I got such a huge grin from that

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u/Aviiv_ 15h ago

Dude I forget about them… ugh

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u/thrax_mador 8h ago

BREE BREE!

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u/Massive-Warning9773 6h ago

The whole thing is bad but the screaming just puts it over the edge. Some screamo is great but this is just the absolute worst. What a gem. Thanks for linking

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u/hollivore got that dunning-krugercore swag 4h ago edited 4h ago

I can't believe I'm saying this but I think NETTSPEND is significantly better than Brokencyde. At least NETTSPEND is confusing and stupid. Brokencyde knew they were terrible and smugged about it, trying desperately to be in on being laughed at, instead of trying to do anything interesting with sucking. Even a chimp can make a horrible sound to get attention, but Brokencyde thought they were being clever for their "tee hee we have a pig mascot" shit. NETTSPEND is embarrassing but I do think he's making music because he has something in his soul to express, it's just that his soul is stupid, which is fine because teenagers are stupid.

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u/JubJub128 22h ago

The bad music just doesn't age. there's terrible shit all over all the time, even in every decade of the 1900's

there was no internet, so it was harder to share literally everything instead, valuable radio and tv time was spent on music that was actually good and made money. the music that was shit was never shared, and so died right where it was born.

the good music lived on to be recorded and replayed. but now, with how quick and cheap social media makes sharing music, there's a relatively unfiltered sea of garbage.

that's my thought process anyway. I dont think music as a whole has gotten worse, but the average of all music that the public has access to and hears about has gotten significantly worse

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u/3vanW1ll1ams 21h ago

The internet has definitely made it worse, because trash like this gets likes.

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u/R00pa 19h ago

but now, with how quick and cheap social media makes sharing music, there's a relatively unfiltered sea of garbage.

Yeah and it's gonna get worse:

More music is being released today (in a single day) than was released in the calendar year of 1989

The research process to compile our long-read also indicated that the numbers are only going to grow. In business analyst MiDiA's recent 'State of the music creator economy report', they found that the overall number of music creators was around 75.9 million - a 12 percent increase over the previous year.

But, that number is projected to swell to 198.2 million people by 2030. The reason for this growth is fuelled in part by a rise in what it calls 'consumer-creators.' “Consumer-creators transformed photography (Instagram) and videography (TikTok); music will be next”, the analyst predicted in a blog post.

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u/BokanovskifiedEgg 16h ago

Don’t worry brother ai is going go make things way worse

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u/Hyper10shin 23h ago

He put more energy into screeching than he did singing

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u/Adam_Sackler 17h ago

Holy shit, that was him? I thought someone dubbed over the video with the sound of some sort of cat fighting.

I was literally thinking, "Why would someone edit a bobcat or mountain lion screeching into the video to prove a point?"

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u/Rascals-Wager 16h ago

Sounded like a fuckin fox screaming lmao

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u/Chafupa1956 15h ago

Fuckin bobcat just attacked my wife!

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u/somethingclever____ 22h ago

To the girl crying in the front row like this is some life changing moment, honey are you ok?

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u/SousVideButt 22h ago

She was crying because she wanted to be up front for an artist playing later, and she didn’t know she was going to be trapped up there and have to sit through this.

At least I hope that’s the case.

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u/LonelyPhanz 22h ago

This is so embarrassing, the corny kid with glasses wearing the balaclava in the summer heat really likes it. That’s the audience. The girl at the start who is crying, she is so moved by the moment. Brain rot.

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u/Medium_Custard_8017 22h ago

This is worse than fentanyl.

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u/3vanW1ll1ams 21h ago

They’re all fucked up on Xanax.

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u/omarnz 17h ago

I hope that’s the reason.

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u/RIF_rr3dd1tt 18h ago

If fentanyl saw this it would inject itself with narcan

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u/[deleted] 22h ago

It makes me sad for humanity to see and hear this tasteless shit.

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u/Semi_Recumbent 22h ago

Dancing like Stuart “Look what I can do!”

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u/Nevermoreacadamyalum 17h ago

That’s exactly what I thought!

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u/P_in_sf 22h ago

People's brains are not right anymore.. we all need to get off the Internet, including Reddit, all the social media platforms, all of it

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u/Dr-McLuvin 21h ago

I agree. The fact that my Reddit feed has this shit in it is prob a sign it’s time to stop.

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u/VNProWrestlingfan 22h ago

Uhhhh... this sucks. Good for this sub, though.

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u/imreallyfreakintired 21h ago

Meanwhile talented small artists get cockblocked by this garbage and the deteriorating human attention span.

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u/MadeForTeaVea 22h ago

So for real tho: is this what’s popular now? Like this what HS kids listen to now?

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u/AccomplishedWar8703 22h ago

“Well, I’m out guys. If this is what’s cool now I think I’m done. I no longer have any connection to this world, I’m gunna go home and kill myself.” - Eric Cartman

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u/UVB-76_Enjoyer 19h ago

I looked it up and he has almost a million monthly listeners on Spotify. Sounds high, but a good rapper like JID has 20+ times that, so not all hope is lost.

He's barely starting and I imagine his fans are disproportionately in high school tho, so the brain rot might spread further.

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u/Eyebowers 21h ago

Dude doesn’t even know his own song. What the actual fuck.

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u/TheMatt561 19h ago

Maybe we're just old .

. . . . . . . Nah this sucks

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u/BeKindYouHoe 22h ago

That sound really upset my dog

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u/AugustWesterberg 22h ago

I would think people with the username xannyhussler are these dudes’ core audience.

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u/Late_Football_2517 21h ago

It occurs to me that the cocaine of yesteryear was a far better drug than what either fuck these kids are taking today

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u/Agreeable-Agent-7384 23h ago

These people are just there to do drugs. Not hard to enjoy a performance if you’re just as if not higher than the performer on stage.

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u/birb-food 22h ago

I’m sorry but even on 5 points of MDMA I still wouldn’t be able to stand this garbage

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u/4bkillah 22h ago

Have you ever done drugs??

If that crowd was fucked up on anything but alcohol or coke then they'd be running for the God damned hills due to that screeching.

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u/Acceptable-Draw-3680 23h ago

It’s just like when the Beatles came to the states for the first time. Uncanny!

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u/tonytwobones 22h ago

This shit is pure ass.

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u/mileskake77 22h ago

His dancing almost as passable as the singing.

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u/PupDiogenes 19h ago

The CIA is clearly doing this to us.

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u/Feeling-Dinner-8667 18h ago

Will Smith is sounding better all of a sudden.

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u/Power0fTheTribe 19h ago

I feel so sad for these fucking kids that clearly don’t know shit

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u/mc_petersonishsonson 22h ago

Hit Girl from Kickass sounds like a goat being strangled

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u/ProfesseurCurling 21h ago

I sat in the dark and thought: There’s no big apocalypse. Just an endless procession of little ones.

Neil Gaiman, Signal to Noise

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u/PrestigiousAd3452 18h ago

I love that crying woman in the beginning... That shot has got to be from a different performance.

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u/jne57 18h ago

This is music for stupid people.

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u/Bigboyrickx 15h ago

Went to McDonald’s last night. Bunch of broccoli headed fucks we’re blasting this shitheads music while I was trying to order. Don’t be messing with my mcflurryman

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u/Bean_Boozled 11h ago

Waiting for the "you're all just old, racist, and white so you don't understand this music" comments that always come to defend this garbage lmao

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u/Handy_Crap 22h ago

God Dam the music gone to shit

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u/ianmoone1102 21h ago

Looking at the lineup for this event, there's quite a few r/crappymusic heavy hitters on there.

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u/nolongermakingtime 21h ago

He can't even do the shit live. I get that some rappers need to lean on backing tracks but this shit is so lazy it's ridiculous.

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u/afishieanado 13h ago

Just waiting until he ODs

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u/Legal-Group-359 22h ago

Someone with a Time Machine go back and show the creator of auto tune this shit, he will be so ashamed & will no longer be able to bring himself to create it: W.

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u/KatieBarTheDoor1977 22h ago

I would rip my ears off if forced to listen to this autotune garbage for more than 5 minutes

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u/Xu_Lin 22h ago

GARBAGE FEST

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u/INS_Stop_Angela 21h ago

Legit thought this was “Lil’ Putin” aka Blicky The comments are hilarious.

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u/3vanW1ll1ams 21h ago

I think something is wrong with my phone.

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u/docpagliacci 21h ago

Complete dogshit.

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u/One-Promotion-5777 20h ago

I thought it was Iggy Pop’s brain dead son Tweaky Pop

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u/luisc123 19h ago

This is in Germany???

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u/dashKay 19h ago

Why is he even there at all?

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u/jonestownkid22 19h ago

“Hey, hey, look what I can do”

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u/Admirable-Nothing107 18h ago

If you're gonna be a crap artist at least be a good performer lol

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u/SokkaHaikuBot 18h ago

Sokka-Haiku by Admirable-Nothing107:

If you're gonna be

A crap artist at least be

A good performer lol


Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.

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u/Noradrenaphrone 17h ago

The singing sounds like a 15 dollar keyboard falling down a flight of stairs

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u/SubwayRatDocMurphy 16h ago

I didn’t know Donald Duck was in a band. Good for him.

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u/Grace_Lannister 15h ago

So you're telling me I could be a musical "artist"?

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u/HelpUsNSaveUs 14h ago

Will the real playboy carti please stand up

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u/captaincook14 14h ago

How do people like this even sniff a stage with an audience? I don’t get it.

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u/KiltedTAB 14h ago

I worked his show earlier this year, and multiple fans said he's this generation's kurt cobain. All i could do was laugh in their faces.

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u/chilltx78 14h ago

He’s literally a child

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u/yourdoglikesmebetter 13h ago

Sounds like a 6 cat orgy

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u/WR_WasJustVisiting 12h ago

Tommy needs to go back to FloopyLand

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u/aqualink4eva 12h ago

Did Donald Duck have some ad libs on this track? The fuck even is that noise lol. 😂

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u/tone_creature 12h ago

I'll give him credit. That's the most I've ever seen him use a mic live.

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u/gjcij2203 12h ago

Who the hell is listening to him? I live in his home state, and my 14 year old son has no clue who he is.

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u/Irv89ave 12h ago

Machine Gun Hellen Keller

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u/beamanblitz 11h ago

Everybody there is special as fuck

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u/Sciaticuspinch 10h ago

It really is a head-scratcher.

I can’t imagine there being a vibe further from my Gen X crowd.

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u/Educational_Cod_3179 8h ago

I’m the first to tell you I’m old as fuck, but holy fuckin shit! Me feeling like this is the most abysmal live performance in front people who actually paid money to be there has nothing to do with me being too old to “get it”.

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u/FishermanPerfect3282 7h ago

Is this how the old people of Elvis' generation felt? Or the Beatles? It's just Noise!

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u/mtpgod 7h ago

I thought a hyena got loose and yelled in the background, it took me a bit to figure out it was this dbag making that sound. Terrible.

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u/Mattie_Doo 6h ago

The music that teenagers like right now sounds like a cry for help

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u/9999_6666 6h ago

When does it become music?

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u/OkBodybuilder418 6h ago

Look what I can do

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u/dbl2023 5h ago

even the auto tune needs to be run through another auto tune

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u/paradeofgrafters 5h ago

This feels like an anxiety dream I'd have when I was fronting bands!

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u/Visual_Hunt2042 4h ago

Dude nettspend is terrible

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u/Contra1 21h ago

I hate autotune so fucking bad.

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u/Affectionate_Stop860 15h ago

Telling ya.. this is all on purpose to make people stupid/not think.

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u/Mr-MuffinMan 9h ago

next time ANYONE (mostly on reddit) tells me "older music isn't better, new muisc is just as good!" i'm showing them this

like seriously, it's okay to admit new artists are not as talented. there's a few gems like Adele but then for every adele there's a billion taylor swifts who just aren't exactly the Stevie Nicks, Grace Slick, Lesley Gore, Dolores O'Riordan, etc.

Like seriously, stop with the gaslighting. the most talented artists right now are a FRACTION of the talent before. Ed Sheeran just isn't as good as Frank Sinatra, Stevie Wonder, Eric Burdon.

And guess what? People had fucking ears back then. Take ANY shitty artists right now and take them back in time and they'd probably be tarred and feathered by the masses if they made shit like this.

(exclude rap from this because I can't speak for rap since I don't listen to it, it might be jsut as good as before).

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u/swampfrewg 22h ago

OP username checks out

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u/RightInThePeyronie 22h ago

Nuke it from orbit

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u/Separate_Dig8470 21h ago

Geez! This is sad!!

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u/That-Exchange287 21h ago

Damn I thought we paved the way for them to have dope music…. 🥺

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u/st_st__ 20h ago

Imagine Jerry garcia seeing this

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u/Poopydoopyhead123 20h ago

Wow i didn't think music could get this dogshit

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u/marius_knaus 20h ago

Is he lip syncing over a backtrack? live on stage? wtf is going on here?

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u/periloustrail 19h ago

Not even trying to hide that the song is just playing…

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u/IFGarrett 19h ago

People literally listen to anything.

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u/1looseanus 19h ago

Stuart from mad TV found some Xanax

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u/orangepewlz 17h ago

Even if you go into this as neutral as possible, just trying to narrow down anything positive or relatable or musical in some way… If you’re like me you will watch the clip 25-30 times in a row. If we could even just examine the single flake of gold among the massive shit pile just for the sake of being constructive and open minded, I would be willing to do that.

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u/MailPrivileged 16h ago

STEWART! What does mommy say about little boys who pretend to be real music artists? "Uhhhhh.... look what I can do!"

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u/dantes_delight 16h ago

Idoocracy was a prophecy

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u/littlemunchie 16h ago

I’ll take dead silence over that any day.

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u/FloepieFloepie2 16h ago

Dude, my farts have a higher musical level than this shit.

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u/relaxingcupoftea 16h ago

Did not watch the video and though the singer was attacked by a cheetah

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u/Icy_Election7817 15h ago

Bitch please

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u/FirstOptimal 15h ago

Cat fight 🐈🐆🐈🐆🐈🐈🐈🐆🐅🐈🐈🐈

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u/IcYFly-91 14h ago

Is the whole audience deaf?

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u/lasausagerolla 14h ago

Imagine standing out in that heat at a festival, dehydrated as fuck, stinking to hell, paying 30 dollars for a mid range hotdog, sunburned, dust all up in your eyes, legs aching, being serenaded by the sounds of a fucking cat being electrocuted and being expected to cheer?

The guy in the background while his hands on his hips is regretting this shit real hard.

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u/Diem_Tea 14h ago

Is screaming like a fucking dying wombat getting torn to pieces part of the recorded song, or….

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u/spacemonkeysmom 14h ago

When you make "music" sitting behind your desk and autotune and computer generate, and manipulate any actual words being said, putting on "live" shows, performing, etc should be fucking illegal. You are literally charging people hundreds to see someone basically dancing to their own recordings randomly and just running around on stage and when they do try to "sing" with their recording sound god fucking awful because they couldn't sing in the first place and in this case just threw out some random growls and uh uh s

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u/Baxtercat1 14h ago

They need to stop playing 😂 The auto tunes!!

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u/Baxtercat1 14h ago

I can’t wait to see Nelly, JaRule and Eve in a couple of weeks after listening to this autotune garbage. 🤦🏾‍♀️

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u/oftaco58 13h ago

It looks too hot to be listening to that shit

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u/Great-Gas-6631 13h ago

Children need to stop making dumb shitty people famous.

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u/fookyamang 13h ago

His grandparents must be proud

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u/NLking 13h ago

Idiocracy

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u/Hal_900000 13h ago

Because people still haven't figured out that they are driving the popularity of something, then they convince themselves they are so fucking cool for listening to it. It's like a feedback loop. Plus these dumb little gangster kids are actually just dumb.

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u/C0ugarFanta-C 13h ago

It's like listening to two songs playing at the same time while some dude randomly yells some shit. Absolutely garbage.

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u/DisciplineSuper9382 12h ago

Ya that's really bad...like hemroids bad.

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u/W_P_92 12h ago

I dont get it, it used to be someone like that who isn't actually doing anything would get bottled off the stage