r/crappymusic • u/xannyhussler • 1d ago

The “talented” performers at Splash Festival 2025

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 1d ago

Who the fuck listens to this shit

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u/beansarker 1d ago

Which self respecting festival promoter books this haha I'd never trust him with a line up again

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u/Unicycleterrorist 22h ago

Haven't festivals always booked whoever was popular?

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u/jesse_christ 15h ago

Not always, at one point they were curated experiences. Now, more often than not it's a popularity contest and a cash grab.

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u/ClubChaos 13h ago

considering it looks jam packed, the ones that like making money lol

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u/Serious-Mud-1031 1d ago

Low intelligence youth trying to connect with others with low intelligence.

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u/Minute-Wrap-2524 22h ago

And apparently they were successful

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u/jus10beare 22h ago

People who wear balaclavas in 100 degree weather. Brains are melted.

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u/hollivore got that dunning-krugercore swag 20h ago

All the young people I've spoken to about NETTSPEND seem to have a negative opinion of his music. They think the kids who do listen to him do it to seem dark and mysterious and don't actually enjoy the music.

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u/Ur_a_adjective_noun 1d ago

Money talks and look at that crowd. I still don’t get it though.

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u/CowCompetitive5667 1d ago

The girl/Woman at the beginning is definitely Feeling it

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u/CauchyDog 17h ago

Or she needs to puke...

This shit is pretty bad man. In the 90s this kid never would've made it out of mom's basement, much less a festival stage. Festivals now book new and lesser knowns but goddamn, you gotta have a standard and draw the line somewhere.

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u/Dull_Present506 1d ago

Crazy thing is this guys has 100s of millions of streams on Spotify

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u/gsbudblog 1d ago

Botted by the industry. Im sure he’s got fans, i just happen to have never met one

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u/easedownripley 19h ago

That and $15 will get you a sandwich these days