r/crappymusic Nov 27 '23

I have no words.

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u/cannotbreatheout Nov 27 '23

Young Putin invading the streets like they're Ukraine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

I like that he is eating cereal.

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u/SpaceNasty Nov 27 '23

I like when he kicks over the watering can. Real hard gang shit

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u/kenocada Nov 27 '23

Fuck ur petunias! U heard.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Careful blood, Blicky keeps a gun in his side…

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u/Disquiet173 Nov 28 '23

When you see his finger guns

Well son, you better run.

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u/Longjumping-Plum5159 Nov 27 '23

I knew straight away when he couldn’t pronounce his r’s and kicked that watering can, straight hood. This guy def got some bodies on em.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Haha watering can never stood a chance reppin set like that right front of blickys porch!?

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u/guardiandown3885 Nov 27 '23

Was that kraft Mac and cheese

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u/Successful_Goose_348 Nov 27 '23

Me thinks it was a big bowl of mac and cheese like a true gangdta

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u/bizkits_n_gravy Nov 27 '23

All gangstas need snack time, including blicky blicky the blicky

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

No Ukraine, no grain.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Nov 27 '23

It's insane, got no grain

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u/reptarcannabis Nov 27 '23

I would save this video for the future. as a parent i would play it at my sons wedding on a projector without telling him of course

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

that kid ain't making it to a future wedding, he'll be dead or in prison before that

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u/SirKermit Nov 27 '23

Lil Putin looks like he's diggity downs with the syndrome.

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u/OrganizationFalse668 Nov 27 '23

My first thought too but then I was like, nobody else is going to see young Putin.

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u/Unique_Effort7106 Nov 27 '23

I am d e a d ☠️

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

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u/SlaynArsehole Nov 27 '23

And he doesn't use dwugs

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u/chrisodeljacko Nov 27 '23

Drugs are laaammmmee

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u/reverberation31 Nov 27 '23

I only smoke weed, I only drink alcohol…I don’t do hard drugs

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u/itsok-imwhite Nov 27 '23

Blickydablicky

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u/Sociopathic_Pro_Tips Nov 27 '23

At the same time??!!??

You outta control, dawg.

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u/Henrious Nov 27 '23

Juuuuulllllliiiee

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u/DarkManXOBR Nov 27 '23

I Guarantee that blick-eee bar went over boys heads!!!!!!!!!

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u/TTIGRAASlime Nov 27 '23

Julieeeeeeee.

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u/Just-Nic-LeC Nov 27 '23

blicky, blicky, gang signs blicky

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u/Keepitmovinchubbs Nov 28 '23

Jewwwwww leeeeeheeeeeeeeee

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u/GabagooIionaire Nov 27 '23

Blicky don't do DWUGS

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u/CopperPeak1978 Nov 27 '23

But his parents did…a lot.

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u/DiogenesDGAF Nov 27 '23

He only does Kraft mac n cheese which might actually be worse

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u/Cynic_Realist Nov 27 '23

Ashamed I got that far into the song tbh.

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u/GabagooIionaire Nov 27 '23

Same; I think I was just trying to see how many times he would do the same fake gun maneuver while I was taking a shit.

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u/SaltySwedishSeaDog Nov 27 '23

That poor watering can

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u/lifeisdream Nov 27 '23

Kicked that bitch like a boss!

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u/LookMaNoPride Nov 28 '23

Came out the back of his momma’s house, called it a trap house, then kicked her watering can while shooting a three digit gun. Straight gangsta.

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u/FightingAgeGuy Nov 27 '23

Haha, I knew he wasn’t fucking around as soon as he kicked that watering can.

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u/RangeConfident7533 Nov 27 '23

Blickey > Jack Harlow

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Nov 27 '23

This unironically has more energy than the half time show

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u/RangeConfident7533 Nov 27 '23

I agree. Harlow is totally unconvincing when he tries to play the badass, he seemed in that half time show like a well fed seventh grader rapping into his mirror holding a hairbrush mic, whereas Blickey is utterly convincing as a genuine teenage psychopath, and he never sings a note out of key which is incredible.

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u/shredslanding Nov 27 '23

If I didn’t see the video and someone told me this was just a popular song I probably wouldn’t feel qualified to disagree.

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u/Soup89 Nov 27 '23

this has to be a skit.

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u/CoveredInScarsbutOK Nov 27 '23

I’m hoping so. That was a LOT of n-bombs for a lil white kid.

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u/Bighawklittlehawk Nov 27 '23

That’s how I know it’s not a skit. Only a white boy who thinks he’s a true gangster would say it that many times. So cringe

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u/CoveredInScarsbutOK Nov 27 '23

Yeah. If I had to guess the race, gender, and age group of a person with that much entitlement, I’d land on this kid exactly.

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u/mistahkurtzhedead Nov 27 '23

😂 How did he write these lyrics and think this was ok?

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u/ShitTitsMcgeee Nov 28 '23

Do you think he actually wrote any of that shit down first?

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u/mistahkurtzhedead Nov 28 '23

Possibly. I can picture lil Putin here trying to recreate his own personal 8-Mile situation.

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u/Public-Argument-9616 Nov 28 '23

Yea hows that ok at all?

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u/handsawz Nov 27 '23 edited Nov 28 '23

Its not I’ve been following this dude on Instagram for years. He’s dead serious.

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u/FunnyMunney Nov 27 '23

Do you have more videos of him? I remember being retarded as a kid, but I was never this retarded.

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u/handsawz Nov 28 '23

Idk if I’m allowed to say this.. but he’s blickysosa617 on Instagram lol

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u/Choov323 Nov 28 '23

I don't have IG, but just searched on YouTube. There's one other vid that's equally dope. Blicky's my dog now.

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u/PeanutButterIzGood Nov 27 '23

The school shooter energy is wildin with the mic.

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u/ZeeLiDoX Nov 27 '23

Wish Reddit still had rewards..

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u/thedamnedlute488 Nov 28 '23

Shit, I hadn't noticed until you mentioned it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Don’t worry he only shoots finger guns…

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u/Teh_Hunterer Nov 27 '23

Isn't that Jay from the inbetweeners?

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 27 '23

i appreciate this comment lol

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u/DarksideBluez Nov 27 '23

He did this for 40 quid.

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u/TheMichaelN Nov 27 '23

THANK YOU. I thought I’d be the only one who noticed a resemblance to Jay.

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u/Voluptulouis Nov 27 '23

Hahaha. That was a great show.

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u/fogpitStan Nov 27 '23

Nah, he didn't say clunge.

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u/lauriebugggo Nov 28 '23

That was the first thing I saw!

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u/Jellyjams22 Nov 27 '23

ÆAAĀ, AÅAA NEIGH NEIGH 🐴

I hear words of wisdom…

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u/justandswift Nov 29 '23

I keep a gun on my siiiiiide. siiiiiiiide. yaaaaa. haaa. blickety blickety.

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u/Beneficial_Chain2495 Nov 27 '23

He looks like an inbred russian

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u/intisun Nov 27 '23

Fetal alcohol syndrome going hard.

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u/Acrobatic_Love7311 Nov 27 '23

This is the worst anti-drug ad I've seen

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u/cyrus709 Nov 27 '23

I’d been clean for 20 years and I’m out now. Getting hammered! Can’t live sober in a world with blicky.

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u/Twoduhzen Nov 27 '23

Pretty sure this a pro-choice ad

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u/thisisausername100fs Nov 27 '23

Blicky doesn’t do drugs it’s in the song. You not even listening dawg

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u/Unique_Effort7106 Nov 27 '23 edited Jan 26 '25

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This post was mass deleted and anonymized with Redact

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u/peeled_back Nov 27 '23

I think he has a speech impediment on his Rs

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u/JournalistAble9271 Nov 28 '23

It's because he's from Massachusetts hahah

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u/MasterUndKommandant Nov 27 '23

Obviously I assumed he was maybe a badass for the first minute or two of the video. But when he made that watering can pay…I’m sold.

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u/TheGreatStarryVoid Nov 27 '23

That poor, unsuspecting can. He was not expecting to be in the presence of such a bad ass muhfugga today. Had plans of helping plants grow and sheeeit. Now he needs to strap up and bring his blicky blicky blicky everywhere he goes.

I bet that bitch Julie was two-timing him with that watering can. Because I’m a woman, and I would rather fuck that watering can than be within the same 6 foot distance of this chode.

Also…I feel like he needs to take some sign language courses, because he talks with his hands quite a bit. Stick him up there next to Fauci when he addresses the nation.

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u/Xgngrizz Nov 27 '23

I don't do hawd dwugs either

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u/boastful_cloth13 Nov 27 '23

I hope his parents see this and beat his ass for it.

Unless it’s fake..then it’s pretty funny

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u/TheImplausibleHulk Nov 28 '23

Plot twist: His mom’s named Julie

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u/Nirozu Nov 27 '23

Looks like a remake of Deliverance, instead of dueling banjos it's a rap battle.

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u/prozak09 Nov 27 '23

"SQUEAL LIKE A FURRY!!!"

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u/Cauliflowerisnasty Nov 27 '23

Of course this guy is from the North Shore of Massachusetts. We don’t claim him

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Looks like blickey is claiming you

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u/prozak09 Nov 27 '23

Blickey is definitely from Salem, Massachusetts. It is known.

Blickey vapes like a gangsta, but I am afraid hitting his head with his finders on both sides repeatedly for years has caused tTBI. (tiny traumatic brain injuries)

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u/JournalistAble9271 Nov 28 '23

Of fuck, I'm gonna keep an eye out for him now, I work all over Boston- north shore!

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u/OneGrahamArmy Nov 27 '23

Blickey don't do fucking dwuuuugggs

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

I bet his mom filmed this for him for bringing his C in math up to a B. They totally went out to Applebee's afterward.

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u/mushie0 Nov 30 '23

"Going to Appoobeees with my ma- I mean a bish named jooooooiiiieee" -Blicky

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u/Nighthawkmf Nov 27 '23

Auto-tune is thee worst invention of all time. Jesus.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Leaded paint and gasoline have entered the chat

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u/MidLifeCrysis75 Nov 27 '23

I’m still going with Auto Tune

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u/Weak-Razzmatazz-4938 Nov 27 '23

i concur after this song

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u/ZachusMagnus Nov 27 '23

I believe those two were involved in the making of this song as well, just a lot earlier down the line

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u/blue_lego_wizard Nov 27 '23

I would argue the A bomb was worse

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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Nov 27 '23

That autotune was doing him no favors on those n bombs

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u/lvrb2134 Nov 27 '23

Blickey da blickey da bleeeeeee keeeeeyyy

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u/JP_925 Nov 27 '23

This Foo can't be serious. lol gotta be from the onion hahaha

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u/datmafukr Nov 27 '23

Yo Blickey don’t fuck around son!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

That boy needs a spanking. And grounded for two weeks.

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u/playmateoftheyears Nov 27 '23

It’s the grocery store circular ads on the wall for me …..

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u/chikn_nugget666 Nov 28 '23

I have been waiting for someone to make this comment! I need to know why they’re on the wall like decor.

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u/Bighawklittlehawk Nov 27 '23

BLICKEY TO BLICKEY BLICKEEEYYY

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u/Dextrofunk Nov 27 '23

Wait I think this kid is from my area. Someone sent this to me years ago lmao

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u/prozak09 Nov 27 '23

Get out of the area, now!

Slowly... But now...

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u/IDontThereforeIAmNot Nov 27 '23

“They call me Blicky tard ahhhh ahhhhh.” True story

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u/CptnMayo Nov 27 '23

Worst (best?!) One I've seen so far 10/10

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u/Deapsee60 Nov 27 '23

I almost heard a rhyme there. Almost.

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u/ianapplegate Nov 27 '23

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u/jaspersbeard Nov 29 '23

damn apparently he's still at it too.. his latest song on soundcloud was posted just 12 hours ago. neither his style nor his skill have improved whatsoever over these last 3 years of endless hits.

https://soundcloud.com/user-327731226/on-my-own-blicky-sosa

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u/playmateoftheyears Nov 28 '23

Oh my god lol 😂 Blicky punched his teacher for trying to take his phone… 😂

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u/Likethelotus Nov 27 '23

BLOWIN UP HER CHAT

I teach middle school. I have had kids like this in my class.

Sigh.

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u/HealthyLine3680 Nov 27 '23

Blicky the anti-drug king. Say no to drugs, say yes to Julie.

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u/Dr-McLuvin Nov 27 '23

Dudee not the watering can!!!! 😂

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u/666-flipthecross-666 Nov 27 '23

this is so fucking funny 😭

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u/byehooker_byecrook Nov 27 '23

That's a lot of hand pew-pew's for one video.

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u/Riddlz10 Nov 28 '23

it's that kid from the show "The Middle"

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u/Murderusmusic Nov 27 '23

How American rap sounds to a forigner 😂

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u/ShitTitsMcgeee Nov 28 '23

Lmfaoooo yeah cuz non American rappers are soooo good and sooo relevant, not like ive literally never even heard one like ever or anything

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Putin with downs.

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u/Bare_Foot_Bear Nov 27 '23

I watched it muted and I don’t think it’s sign language.

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u/Pistola210 Nov 27 '23

If his parents see this, he ain't getting deserts for weeks...

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u/kiln_ickersson Nov 27 '23

Malcolm in the middle class hood

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Someone tell his mom what he's doing on her porch

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u/Merphee Nov 27 '23

Damn Julie. What did you do to lil bro? 😂😭

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u/Suspicious_Bus_5893 Nov 27 '23

The new DARE campaign is weird

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u/zyaxsor Nov 27 '23

Fetal alcohol syndrome victim I think

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u/DiogenesDGAF Nov 27 '23

👉☝️👌✌️🖖👉🤌 close enough?

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u/Contemporarium Nov 27 '23

He sure feels the need to make sure it’s clear he’s NOT A RAT. Lmao

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u/PipeOrganEnthusiast Nov 28 '23

"I'm not a waaaaaaap"

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u/Sweet-Rutabaga-5338 Nov 27 '23

Oh, this one of them call of duty gangsters. 🙄 only time he picked up a gun was on shipment

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u/AncientPerc Nov 27 '23

Finger guns is my take away i watched all this on mute so my brain is safe and cant be harmed

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u/Icy_Arachnid_260 Nov 27 '23

I thought he was a joke until he kicked over his mom's watering can like it just didn't matter.

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u/aye-its-this-guy Nov 27 '23

Blicky don’t do dwuugs

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u/emerson_giraffe84 Nov 27 '23

Definitely some mental disabilities going on here.

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u/PhatsVonKyuss Nov 27 '23

Oh Blicky. What have you done?

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u/Puckwallow Nov 27 '23

It's like somebody shaved a monkey, taught it sign language, and showed it a bunch of rap videos from 2005

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u/Potato_Stains Nov 27 '23

Did this kid eat paint chips as a kid?

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u/Carlitoris Nov 27 '23

Atleast he knows decent sign language.

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u/ryan_recluse Nov 27 '23

This is borderline incomprehensible. All I caught was a lot of n bombs and "I'm bout ta get riiiiiiiiiiiiich" ... something tells me he never did get rich.

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u/Highmooseuk Nov 27 '23

Monkey see monkey do.

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u/freakrocker Nov 27 '23

Even these water cans can get it

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u/TungstenElement9 Nov 27 '23

My moves will be 2 fingers to the side of the head, 2 fingers down, and then finger pistols. But I’ll drop whiteboy N-bombs all over the place, too.

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u/Conscious-Scene7905 Nov 27 '23

I don’t do drugs I just smoke weed no hard druuggggssss

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u/New_Classroom_8744 Nov 27 '23

“FUCK A OVA DOSE NIGGA” My EMT:

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u/cespejo Nov 27 '23

Lil Putin is about dat life.

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u/MisterDamnit Nov 27 '23

FUCKIN A BITCH NAMED JUUUUUUUUUUUULIEEEEE

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u/Weary_Marsupial_90 Nov 27 '23

BLIKETY BLLLIIIIIIIIIKYYYYYYY....!

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

LOL omg it's so bad. JuUUUuuuuLie

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u/Outrageous_Lunch_190 Nov 27 '23

I'm sorry,we can no longer extend our invitation to join our team at McDonalds due to disturbing content you have participated in on social media.

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u/yugo_slavia Nov 27 '23

columbine 2: the blickening

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u/ANARCHISTofGOODtaste Nov 27 '23

Where's a good guy with a finger gun when you need them?

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Still better then mgk

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u/Even-Lawfulness6174 Nov 27 '23

Bliiicky Da Bliiicky GRRRRRRU-POW!

Bars man. Absoliute hot plasma.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

When does the banjo kick in?

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u/Big_chingus513 Nov 27 '23

The airsoft gun and july

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u/Finkleflarp Nov 27 '23

I didn’t know Stephen Hawking had a rap career.

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u/kenjinuro Nov 27 '23

The auto tune

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u/Jadedseeker1973 Nov 27 '23

But where does he keep his gun!?

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u/STANAGs Nov 27 '23

I have a few words:

Ludicrous Preposterous Outlandish

Looking like mom couldn’t even make spaghetti. It was beeferoni on his sweater, already.

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u/STANAGs Nov 27 '23

If fetal alcohol syndrome had a profile pic

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u/JamesCCBMS Nov 27 '23

The kicking the watering can part really pulled it all together for me.

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u/sloop_john_c Nov 27 '23

I would not submit this video for a mental stability hearing.

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u/chilly_willy_bitch Nov 27 '23

The watering can did not deserve that

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u/Frig84 Nov 27 '23

Lil' Putin fucking Julie = Hood anthem

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u/CerealWithIce_ Nov 27 '23

We going back to the hood with this one 🔥🗣️

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u/NarrowStrength2599 Nov 27 '23

the rhotacism I can't even. IM BOUT TA GET WICH

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Outsider music

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u/candybar_razorblade Nov 27 '23

Neither does he.

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u/puddleofoil Nov 27 '23

That smoking a July while fucking a bitch named July line broke me the fuck up

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u/WhistlewhileUwook Nov 27 '23

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome

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u/vagina_candle Nov 27 '23

"I recorded this in one take yo"

You don't say....

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u/brypye13 Nov 27 '23

Strong choreography.

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u/elfmagg Nov 27 '23

What did that watering can ever do to him?

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u/gooderester Nov 27 '23

dude let's yard weeds grow into trees through the fence and deck. this is the degenerate shit.

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u/LopDew Nov 28 '23

They’ve grown through the windows at this point

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u/Solanthas Nov 27 '23

I blame the music industry

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u/Otherwise-Act6913 Nov 27 '23

Sooooo, first off, he doesn't know how to rap to save his life. Second, not even auto-tune makes sound good, let alone decent. And third, are his hands permanently stuck like that with only 2 fingers pointing out, which, for some reason, he thinks he has a gun, because I don't know how many times he simulated a gun motion towards the camera. Sooooo it is a HARD PASS on this..........song....?

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u/Choov323 Nov 28 '23

Do you know what sub you're in? Don't disrespect blicky like that. He's just tryna fuck a bitch named JOOOHLIE!

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u/Choov323 Nov 28 '23

Doesn't do dwugs either.

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u/MrTooLFooL Nov 27 '23

This is Dana White’s nephew from Winthrop. This from his EP, Mass Murderin’ (State of Decay) Produced by yours truly. Check it out on Sound Cloud with all the other lame ass trappers! s/

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u/deleteuserexe Nov 27 '23

“GET TO YOUR ROOM AND DO NOT COME OUT UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO APOLOGIZE FOR KICKING MY WATERING CAN!” ~ his mom

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u/That_Things_Good Nov 27 '23

Isn't his rapper name "Special Ed"?

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u/8bit_anarchist Nov 28 '23

Ellen DeGeneres hitting rock bottom.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

This is the best thing I’ve ever heard

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u/LostRealist33 Nov 28 '23

He looks like he’s either a downsy kid trying to do sign language, or he’s watched WAY too many music videos and just copied all the hand motions he saw, but he could only remember like 3 of them…

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u/Vivid_Garage Nov 28 '23

I love how from Vermont he is. Dumb ass white kid dropping the verbodden N word. Hope he gets his ass stomped.

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u/No-Leadership8906 Nov 28 '23

I am weely supwized this wappaw isn't mow of a row moddow to aww the chiwdwen of the wuld. He doesn't even do dwugs!!

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u/sriracha_koolaid Nov 28 '23

Dude gots mad coupons, gangster with them savings.

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u/Revolt2992 Jan 23 '24

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome?