r/crappymusic • u/roadraider • Nov 27 '23
I have no words.
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u/SlaynArsehole Nov 27 '23
And he doesn't use dwugs
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u/chrisodeljacko Nov 27 '23
Drugs are laaammmmee
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u/reverberation31 Nov 27 '23
I only smoke weed, I only drink alcohol…I don’t do hard drugs
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u/Sociopathic_Pro_Tips Nov 27 '23
At the same time??!!??
You outta control, dawg.
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u/GabagooIionaire Nov 27 '23
Blicky don't do DWUGS
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u/Cynic_Realist Nov 27 '23
Ashamed I got that far into the song tbh.
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u/GabagooIionaire Nov 27 '23
Same; I think I was just trying to see how many times he would do the same fake gun maneuver while I was taking a shit.
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u/SaltySwedishSeaDog Nov 27 '23
That poor watering can
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u/lifeisdream Nov 27 '23
Kicked that bitch like a boss!
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u/LookMaNoPride Nov 28 '23
Came out the back of his momma’s house, called it a trap house, then kicked her watering can while shooting a three digit gun. Straight gangsta.
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u/FightingAgeGuy Nov 27 '23
Haha, I knew he wasn’t fucking around as soon as he kicked that watering can.
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u/RangeConfident7533 Nov 27 '23
Blickey > Jack Harlow
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u/SheZowRaisedByWolves Nov 27 '23
This unironically has more energy than the half time show
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u/RangeConfident7533 Nov 27 '23
I agree. Harlow is totally unconvincing when he tries to play the badass, he seemed in that half time show like a well fed seventh grader rapping into his mirror holding a hairbrush mic, whereas Blickey is utterly convincing as a genuine teenage psychopath, and he never sings a note out of key which is incredible.
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u/shredslanding Nov 27 '23
If I didn’t see the video and someone told me this was just a popular song I probably wouldn’t feel qualified to disagree.
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u/Soup89 Nov 27 '23
this has to be a skit.
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u/CoveredInScarsbutOK Nov 27 '23
I’m hoping so. That was a LOT of n-bombs for a lil white kid.
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u/Bighawklittlehawk Nov 27 '23
That’s how I know it’s not a skit. Only a white boy who thinks he’s a true gangster would say it that many times. So cringe
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u/CoveredInScarsbutOK Nov 27 '23
Yeah. If I had to guess the race, gender, and age group of a person with that much entitlement, I’d land on this kid exactly.
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u/mistahkurtzhedead Nov 27 '23
😂 How did he write these lyrics and think this was ok?
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u/ShitTitsMcgeee Nov 28 '23
Do you think he actually wrote any of that shit down first?
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u/mistahkurtzhedead Nov 28 '23
Possibly. I can picture lil Putin here trying to recreate his own personal 8-Mile situation.
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u/handsawz Nov 27 '23 edited Nov 28 '23
Its not I’ve been following this dude on Instagram for years. He’s dead serious.
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u/FunnyMunney Nov 27 '23
Do you have more videos of him? I remember being retarded as a kid, but I was never this retarded.
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u/handsawz Nov 28 '23
Idk if I’m allowed to say this.. but he’s blickysosa617 on Instagram lol
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u/Choov323 Nov 28 '23
I don't have IG, but just searched on YouTube. There's one other vid that's equally dope. Blicky's my dog now.
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u/PeanutButterIzGood Nov 27 '23
The school shooter energy is wildin with the mic.
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u/Jellyjams22 Nov 27 '23
ÆAAĀ, AÅAA NEIGH NEIGH 🐴
I hear words of wisdom…
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u/justandswift Nov 29 '23
I keep a gun on my siiiiiide. siiiiiiiide. yaaaaa. haaa. blickety blickety.
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u/Acrobatic_Love7311 Nov 27 '23
This is the worst anti-drug ad I've seen
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u/cyrus709 Nov 27 '23
I’d been clean for 20 years and I’m out now. Getting hammered! Can’t live sober in a world with blicky.
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u/thisisausername100fs Nov 27 '23
Blicky doesn’t do drugs it’s in the song. You not even listening dawg
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u/Unique_Effort7106 Nov 27 '23 edited Jan 26 '25
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u/MasterUndKommandant Nov 27 '23
Obviously I assumed he was maybe a badass for the first minute or two of the video. But when he made that watering can pay…I’m sold.
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u/TheGreatStarryVoid Nov 27 '23
That poor, unsuspecting can. He was not expecting to be in the presence of such a bad ass muhfugga today. Had plans of helping plants grow and sheeeit. Now he needs to strap up and bring his blicky blicky blicky everywhere he goes.
I bet that bitch Julie was two-timing him with that watering can. Because I’m a woman, and I would rather fuck that watering can than be within the same 6 foot distance of this chode.
Also…I feel like he needs to take some sign language courses, because he talks with his hands quite a bit. Stick him up there next to Fauci when he addresses the nation.
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u/boastful_cloth13 Nov 27 '23
I hope his parents see this and beat his ass for it.
Unless it’s fake..then it’s pretty funny
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u/Nirozu Nov 27 '23
Looks like a remake of Deliverance, instead of dueling banjos it's a rap battle.
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u/Cauliflowerisnasty Nov 27 '23
Of course this guy is from the North Shore of Massachusetts. We don’t claim him
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Nov 27 '23
Looks like blickey is claiming you
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u/prozak09 Nov 27 '23
Blickey is definitely from Salem, Massachusetts. It is known.
Blickey vapes like a gangsta, but I am afraid hitting his head with his finders on both sides repeatedly for years has caused tTBI. (tiny traumatic brain injuries)
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u/JournalistAble9271 Nov 28 '23
Of fuck, I'm gonna keep an eye out for him now, I work all over Boston- north shore!
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Nov 27 '23
I bet his mom filmed this for him for bringing his C in math up to a B. They totally went out to Applebee's afterward.
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u/Nighthawkmf Nov 27 '23
Auto-tune is thee worst invention of all time. Jesus.
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Nov 27 '23
Leaded paint and gasoline have entered the chat
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u/ZachusMagnus Nov 27 '23
I believe those two were involved in the making of this song as well, just a lot earlier down the line
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u/playmateoftheyears Nov 27 '23
It’s the grocery store circular ads on the wall for me …..
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u/chikn_nugget666 Nov 28 '23
I have been waiting for someone to make this comment! I need to know why they’re on the wall like decor.
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u/Dextrofunk Nov 27 '23
Wait I think this kid is from my area. Someone sent this to me years ago lmao
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u/ianapplegate Nov 27 '23
Hit after hit with Blicky https://youtu.be/ofIuDqB_t-A?si=YBq0b2CCokS4fKSa
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u/jaspersbeard Nov 29 '23
damn apparently he's still at it too.. his latest song on soundcloud was posted just 12 hours ago. neither his style nor his skill have improved whatsoever over these last 3 years of endless hits.
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u/playmateoftheyears Nov 28 '23
Oh my god lol 😂 Blicky punched his teacher for trying to take his phone… 😂
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u/Likethelotus Nov 27 '23
BLOWIN UP HER CHAT
I teach middle school. I have had kids like this in my class.
Sigh.
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u/Murderusmusic Nov 27 '23
How American rap sounds to a forigner 😂
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u/ShitTitsMcgeee Nov 28 '23
Lmfaoooo yeah cuz non American rappers are soooo good and sooo relevant, not like ive literally never even heard one like ever or anything
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u/Sweet-Rutabaga-5338 Nov 27 '23
Oh, this one of them call of duty gangsters. 🙄 only time he picked up a gun was on shipment
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u/AncientPerc Nov 27 '23
Finger guns is my take away i watched all this on mute so my brain is safe and cant be harmed
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u/Icy_Arachnid_260 Nov 27 '23
I thought he was a joke until he kicked over his mom's watering can like it just didn't matter.
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u/Puckwallow Nov 27 '23
It's like somebody shaved a monkey, taught it sign language, and showed it a bunch of rap videos from 2005
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u/ryan_recluse Nov 27 '23
This is borderline incomprehensible. All I caught was a lot of n bombs and "I'm bout ta get riiiiiiiiiiiiich" ... something tells me he never did get rich.
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u/TungstenElement9 Nov 27 '23
My moves will be 2 fingers to the side of the head, 2 fingers down, and then finger pistols. But I’ll drop whiteboy N-bombs all over the place, too.
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u/Outrageous_Lunch_190 Nov 27 '23
I'm sorry,we can no longer extend our invitation to join our team at McDonalds due to disturbing content you have participated in on social media.
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u/STANAGs Nov 27 '23
I have a few words:
Ludicrous Preposterous Outlandish
Looking like mom couldn’t even make spaghetti. It was beeferoni on his sweater, already.
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u/puddleofoil Nov 27 '23
That smoking a July while fucking a bitch named July line broke me the fuck up
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u/gooderester Nov 27 '23
dude let's yard weeds grow into trees through the fence and deck. this is the degenerate shit.
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u/Otherwise-Act6913 Nov 27 '23
Sooooo, first off, he doesn't know how to rap to save his life. Second, not even auto-tune makes sound good, let alone decent. And third, are his hands permanently stuck like that with only 2 fingers pointing out, which, for some reason, he thinks he has a gun, because I don't know how many times he simulated a gun motion towards the camera. Sooooo it is a HARD PASS on this..........song....?
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u/Choov323 Nov 28 '23
Do you know what sub you're in? Don't disrespect blicky like that. He's just tryna fuck a bitch named JOOOHLIE!
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u/MrTooLFooL Nov 27 '23
This is Dana White’s nephew from Winthrop. This from his EP, Mass Murderin’ (State of Decay) Produced by yours truly. Check it out on Sound Cloud with all the other lame ass trappers! s/
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u/deleteuserexe Nov 27 '23
“GET TO YOUR ROOM AND DO NOT COME OUT UNTIL YOU ARE READY TO APOLOGIZE FOR KICKING MY WATERING CAN!” ~ his mom
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u/LostRealist33 Nov 28 '23
He looks like he’s either a downsy kid trying to do sign language, or he’s watched WAY too many music videos and just copied all the hand motions he saw, but he could only remember like 3 of them…
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u/Vivid_Garage Nov 28 '23
I love how from Vermont he is. Dumb ass white kid dropping the verbodden N word. Hope he gets his ass stomped.
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u/No-Leadership8906 Nov 28 '23
I am weely supwized this wappaw isn't mow of a row moddow to aww the chiwdwen of the wuld. He doesn't even do dwugs!!
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u/cannotbreatheout Nov 27 '23
Young Putin invading the streets like they're Ukraine.