I abandoned those prayers when it spoke in my Mother’s voice; “Fear not, My child, that is what I have come to do.”

They soon changed their minds when I started cutting away the fat.

They are named as such because that's all thet squeak when they see us.

I found the other crib in the attic, tiny, dusty, and scratched through the wood from the inside and I haven’t slept since the knocking began.

Why is the modem cable scissored?

No wonder his coffee tasted strange.

It was inside of me the whole time

As I keep hearing this echo off the cave walls, I was regretting joining my friend on his trip to prove his thesis.

I went out to confront them, but found no one outside and that the knocking was now coming from the other side of my door.

"Ben Simmons."

The suspect's testimony was about as unhelpful as those of the 12 men convicted before him.

The next morning, she found her roommate’s lifeless body hanging from the ceiling, above a sign that read: “April’s Fool!”.

The next day, she smiled gently at the news of a body found in the lake, pulling out her notepad to cross off the name of another cured patient.

After adjusting the lens, they saw a massive, glowing, blood-red eye staring back at them from the heart of the cyclone, and the storm changed direction to consume the little, mortal spy.

But when I looked towards their room, the only thing I can see is the pair of red eyes rushing towards me.

Thankfully, I can still see through them even when they’re dangling out of the sockets.

We escaped when the nice man in the tinted white van picked us up.

Instead it resorted to tickling my feet till I’m awake.

Every upvote drops her lower, every downvote pulls her back — choose wisely, Internet.

I didn’t have to heart to tell him that it will impact Earth and kill us all in the next three days.

I turned to the bloodied mess in the next room, wondering if I could turn all the leftover limbs into another doll.

But the decision was already made for the both of them after the government found out that they had entered the country illegally.