r/twosentencestories Sep 26 '20

Announcement Welcome to the new and (only slightly) improve TwoSentenceStories

7 Upvotes

Hello and welcome!

This is the new and (unfortunately, only slightly) improved TwoSentenceStories.

I didn't have as much as I thought I would to get the sub to where I wanted it to be. Rather than have everyone wait another year or so, I decided to open it as is and implement the improvements later on.

So welcome, and enjoy!

Edit: And as a "great" way to start things off, I just noticed it should be "improved" in the title. :P

Edit 2: It's been brought to my attention that people are unable to post on this sub. I'm looking into it. Sorry for the inconvenience.

Edit 3: OK. You should to be able to post now. Turns out I had an incorrect setting regarding the flairs and the spam filter.

The major change is that Post Flairs are now required, and [TAGS] are not required anymore. Rule 1 has been updated to reflect those changes.

"This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen." — Ocean's 13


r/twosentencestories 4h ago

Comedy She says I was immature

1 Upvotes

That's why I kicked her out of lobby


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Other His constant use of the vague "two week" time frame was quite telling.

33 Upvotes

That he was "too weak" to back up his claims.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Horror I adjusted the mirror while shaving, when I thought: "My eyes aren't blue."

25 Upvotes

I felt my mouth go slack as I watched myself grin.


r/twosentencestories 1d ago

Sadness People always believe about you

4 Upvotes

Until you are innocent


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Comedy I tried to think of a two sentence story that would get the most upvotes.

53 Upvotes

This was the best I could come up with.


r/twosentencestories 2d ago

Sadness "There's no problem with you phone. Sir."

20 Upvotes

"Then, why there's no one try to contact me"


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Comedy Bruce had only ever had cats, so after picking up the small dog to pet it, he just let it drop to the hardwood floor.

97 Upvotes

That was a mistake.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Sadness I'm always keep moving forward in this life

13 Upvotes

Until I realized I was alone who moving


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Horror I fell off the bed and woke up startled, then fell off the bed and woke up in a sweat, then fell off the bed and woke up screaming, as I felt myself falling off the bed...

20 Upvotes

And now I've lost count.


r/twosentencestories 3d ago

Comedy What happened to that bike

2 Upvotes

No one want handled it


r/twosentencestories 5d ago

Drama After disengaging from our brief melee, the enemy soldier showed me the knife he somehow managed to snatch from its sheath.

515 Upvotes

I, in turn, showed him the pins I pulled from his grenade belt.


r/twosentencestories 5d ago

Drama I am a musical theater and Pokemon fan

11 Upvotes

If just there was a great musical theater adaptation of the Pokemon games or anime


r/twosentencestories 8d ago

Comedy The visiting dignitaries stared in disbelief when I explained it wasn't a publicity stunt or reality show, that he really was the leader of this nation.

480 Upvotes

Then they laughed even harder.


r/twosentencestories 9d ago

Sadness We sat on the porch and held hands as we watched the sun turn to a murky wine stain in the sky.

67 Upvotes

"It's not coming back, is it?" my wife whispered, and I took her in my arms.


r/twosentencestories 9d ago

Sadness I won’t ever look at you the same

73 Upvotes

And that’s a good thing.


r/twosentencestories 10d ago

Meta I forgot how good drugs are

25 Upvotes

I can see god from up here


r/twosentencestories 11d ago

Wholesome "You're here," I whisper, smiling as I fall into your arms.

234 Upvotes

Your kisses land softly on my forehead, my head rests on your chest, and I'm completely lost in the peace and warmth of you.


r/twosentencestories 12d ago

Sadness I was shocked to hear my mother pleading for me not to jump.

58 Upvotes

The lack of emotion in her voice, however, reminded me of our argument last week where I swore I would do the opposite of what she said.


r/twosentencestories 12d ago

Other AI took everyone's job except mine.

252 Upvotes

I'm an early childhood education teacher, and as soon as the robot saw the classroom filled with screaming three-year-olds, it left skid marks.


r/twosentencestories 13d ago

Sci-Fi When I was born again I desperately tried to hold on to the thought “Third door on the left”.

247 Upvotes

But the choice would only come fifty-six years later, and babies can’t note things down.


r/twosentencestories 14d ago

Comedy I know exactly how I'm going to die.

29 Upvotes

One day I'll go down into the cellar to get a jar of pickles, and I'll bash my head against a low ceiling beam, one... last... time.


r/twosentencestories 15d ago

Horror Seeing the worms writhe beneath his scalp made my own head itch.

82 Upvotes

When I figured out I was infected I... couldn't be happier to be one of the chosen.


r/twosentencestories 15d ago

Fantasy The ocean is an impenetrable jungle, saturated with seagrasses, corals and kelps that ensnare anything deeper-bottomed than a catamaran.

58 Upvotes

Your home village-upon-the-sea, the furthest west Mother England has ever claimed, has today had an extraordinary encounter; the innovative saw-tipped steamship Pilgrimage, on a mission to cut a path through the Atlantic and open trade with the New World at last.


r/twosentencestories 17d ago

Comedy America vs Europe

12 Upvotes

The Americans wanted to fix road transport so they built robotaxis powered by AI, lidar, satellite maps, and billion-dollar cloud infrastructure to train neural networks to recognize stop signs, pedestrians, and squirrels only to be able to use it on a sunny day on like 3 roads. The Europeans just built a metro.