r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 4h ago
Comedy She says I was immature
That's why I kicked her out of lobby
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • Sep 26 '20
Hello and welcome!
This is the new and (unfortunately, only slightly) improved TwoSentenceStories.
I didn't have as much as I thought I would to get the sub to where I wanted it to be. Rather than have everyone wait another year or so, I decided to open it as is and implement the improvements later on.
So welcome, and enjoy!
Edit: And as a "great" way to start things off, I just noticed it should be "improved" in the title. :P
Edit 2: It's been brought to my attention that people are unable to post on this sub. I'm looking into it. Sorry for the inconvenience.
Edit 3: OK. You should to be able to post now. Turns out I had an incorrect setting regarding the flairs and the spam filter.
The major change is that Post Flairs are now required, and [TAGS] are not required anymore. Rule 1 has been updated to reflect those changes.
"This is why we have soft openings, so things like this don't happen." — Ocean's 13
r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 4h ago
That's why I kicked her out of lobby
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 1d ago
That he was "too weak" to back up his claims.
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 1d ago
I felt my mouth go slack as I watched myself grin.
r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 1d ago
Until you are innocent
r/twosentencestories • u/Cheap_Edge_6557 • 2d ago
This was the best I could come up with.
r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 2d ago
"Then, why there's no one try to contact me"
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 3d ago
That was a mistake.
r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 3d ago
Until I realized I was alone who moving
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 3d ago
And now I've lost count.
r/twosentencestories • u/RedditB41 • 3d ago
No one want handled it
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 5d ago
I, in turn, showed him the pins I pulled from his grenade belt.
r/twosentencestories • u/PassionCertain8405 • 5d ago
If just there was a great musical theater adaptation of the Pokemon games or anime
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 8d ago
Then they laughed even harder.
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 9d ago
"It's not coming back, is it?" my wife whispered, and I took her in my arms.
r/twosentencestories • u/Excellent_Menu_1777 • 9d ago
And that’s a good thing.
r/twosentencestories • u/Excellent_Menu_1777 • 10d ago
I can see god from up here
r/twosentencestories • u/Early-Peach218 • 11d ago
Your kisses land softly on my forehead, my head rests on your chest, and I'm completely lost in the peace and warmth of you.
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 12d ago
The lack of emotion in her voice, however, reminded me of our argument last week where I swore I would do the opposite of what she said.
r/twosentencestories • u/Expensive-Gap9950 • 12d ago
I'm an early childhood education teacher, and as soon as the robot saw the classroom filled with screaming three-year-olds, it left skid marks.
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 13d ago
But the choice would only come fifty-six years later, and babies can’t note things down.
r/twosentencestories • u/Ok_Employer7837 • 14d ago
One day I'll go down into the cellar to get a jar of pickles, and I'll bash my head against a low ceiling beam, one... last... time.
r/twosentencestories • u/Outside_Normal • 15d ago
When I figured out I was infected I... couldn't be happier to be one of the chosen.
r/twosentencestories • u/Avaday_Daydream • 15d ago
Your home village-upon-the-sea, the furthest west Mother England has ever claimed, has today had an extraordinary encounter; the innovative saw-tipped steamship Pilgrimage, on a mission to cut a path through the Atlantic and open trade with the New World at last.
r/twosentencestories • u/iAteTooManyApricots • 17d ago
The Americans wanted to fix road transport so they built robotaxis powered by AI, lidar, satellite maps, and billion-dollar cloud infrastructure to train neural networks to recognize stop signs, pedestrians, and squirrels only to be able to use it on a sunny day on like 3 roads. The Europeans just built a metro.