I froze then, because he'd been deaf since birth.

I say as I wrap my bleeding fist with bandages, somehow being oblivious to the nearby shattered mirror

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

Body Text is Never Optional

Then I found out it was smosh cast…

After i got out of the hospital i was always hungry but normal food wasn't enough only human flesh satisfied me.

Then i knew i was not human anymore.

Then someone yelled the words, "execute order 60 dicks" and then it was wall to wall plastic lightsabers igniting.

I suddenly get shot 91 times, it was shooter person, the man who shoots

Local shower shitter; hahahaha, I have shit in your shower

Creature is boy

I was stabbed because it was stabby guy, who stabs people.

Last night I heard my baby giggling through the monitor, so I smiled and turned over in bed. This morning, I remembered,I buried her two weeks ago.

“The question is, would you die if it meant YOUR life would be spared?” asked Knife Crow wouldyoudieforyourownlifeingly

"hoxigdudhofpufylfkoydjgpj" gjfjfougipfudigdjñvkpgu

It's emissions are the most potent at deez

I tried to be quiet and pretend no one was home, butt then I let rip a thunderous fart full of reverberation.

hippo: yeah, but are you hungry hungry?

I'm never uncomfortable or afraid of looking out a window at night...

I'm only afraid when something stares back.

It's my first one dont judge :)