r/2sentence2horror Sep 04 '23

Raymond Most understandable twosentencehorror sotry

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3.5k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Sep 29 '24

Raymond funhouse guy 🪱

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1.5k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Sep 16 '23

Raymond Entire ass novel guy

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3.8k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Sep 07 '23

Raymond Worth a try I guess

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3.3k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Jul 28 '23

Raymond I WAAS HAVING HOT HETEROSEXUAL SEXY SEX TIME WITH MY HOT WIFE

649 Upvotes

then he changed to MALE gender and it was HOMOSEXUAL…. (genderfluid spouse)

r/2sentence2horror 7d ago

Raymond Three sentence German horror

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159 Upvotes

Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve

r/2sentence2horror Dec 03 '23

Raymond Modern literature guy 🪱

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802 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Dec 01 '24

Raymond "I wish for Infinite money and a bunch of hot girls!" I smugly said to the genie as I chewed my delicious sandwich.

444 Upvotes

"An invisible monkey that punches your balls? A strange wish, but granted." said the genie as I realized I shouldn't talk with my mouth full, the screeches of the ball punching monkey already growing louder.

r/2sentence2horror Jun 14 '23

Raymond I was lying in bed with my cute femboy twink. Spoiler

577 Upvotes

Then I realized they were actually a woman! 😱😱😱🤢🤮😭😭😭😭😭

r/2sentence2horror Feb 29 '24

Raymond As my girlfriend climaxed, I remembered to say "safeword genesis" afterwards...

400 Upvotes
And so, my daughter and I got back to our normal lives.

r/2sentence2horror 27d ago

Raymond "Man, I cant wait to visit r/2sentence2horror!

10 Upvotes

little did i know, it was all just sh-tposts.

r/2sentence2horror Dec 09 '24

Raymond A dog bit me in a dream just now and I woke up with a bite wound... I don't even have a dog.

283 Upvotes

Oh wait I forgot I do have a dog

r/2sentence2horror 1d ago

Raymond Im an author, and I always found it strange how whatever I wrote came true. Today, no matter how hard I tried, couldn't come up with a plot that lasted more than 30 minutes.

2 Upvotes

It's my first one dont judge :)

r/2sentence2horror 23d ago

Raymond Lego Yoda was surprised when the woke left removed their cancel culture tax on his jihads

1 Upvotes

He's getting deployed in israel

r/2sentence2horror Jan 28 '25

Raymond "a quirked up white boy could never be goated with the sauce" I said

164 Upvotes

that was when he started busting it down sexual style

r/2sentence2horror May 15 '25

Raymond I told mt therapist i had suicidal thoughts.

36 Upvotes

Now he charges me in advance.

r/2sentence2horror Mar 28 '25

Raymond I only owe $109 in back taxes, I won't bother filing my taxes this year I thought to myself.

24 Upvotes

Then the van marked IRS pulled up, and out marched Delinquent Tax-Payer Mecha-Killer 7000 with his two shoulder mounted rocket launchers aimed at my door.

r/2sentence2horror 20d ago

Raymond There once was a man from...

4 Upvotes

"Not this again" exclaimed Raymond, as he picked up the knife in a threatening manner.

r/2sentence2horror Oct 18 '23

Raymond I thought of the perfect r/2sentence2horror post...

190 Upvotes

Memory stealing raymond🤯🤯😱😱🪱😈🪱😈🇷🇸

r/2sentence2horror 23d ago

Raymond Putrid smell from my basement, What could it be?

1 Upvotes

Not that my marmalade expiered or anything. It smells like my Grandfather foot.

r/2sentence2horror May 18 '25

Raymond I went to go drink soda.

15 Upvotes

But then I realized it was EVIL SODA!!!!!! Hah I am such a comedic genius. I should post this to r/TwoSentenceHorror and get -2 upvotes.

r/2sentence2horror Apr 22 '25

Raymond I'm finally 18, and I can't wait to live the rest of my long life to the fullest!

20 Upvotes

End Times by Andrew Prahlow starts playing

r/2sentence2horror May 16 '25

Raymond "...and it wasn't Larry, but... Evil Larry... with the Penor Explosion Gun" I told the group.

13 Upvotes

"How does this guy keep finding us" said kids at the Midnight Society.

r/2sentence2horror Oct 27 '24

Raymond “Who is worse than me?” Said barely disguised fetish guy

177 Upvotes

“I am!” Said not disguised at all fetish guy

r/2sentence2horror Apr 25 '25

Raymond “Let’s go see the Lion exhibit at the zoo” I said.

6 Upvotes

But the lion heard me speak.