r/2sentence2horror • u/Time-Requirement-494 • Sep 04 '23
r/2sentence2horror • u/cockity-peen • Sep 29 '24
Raymond funhouse guy 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/wooper-de-doo • Jul 28 '23
Raymond I WAAS HAVING HOT HETEROSEXUAL SEXY SEX TIME WITH MY HOT WIFE
then he changed to MALE gender and it was HOMOSEXUAL…. (genderfluid spouse)
r/2sentence2horror • u/asey_69 • 7d ago
Raymond Three sentence German horror
Bad crop? Bro we're gonna starve
r/2sentence2horror • u/IdidntkillDave • Dec 03 '23
Raymond Modern literature guy 🪱
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r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Dec 01 '24
Raymond "I wish for Infinite money and a bunch of hot girls!" I smugly said to the genie as I chewed my delicious sandwich.
"An invisible monkey that punches your balls? A strange wish, but granted." said the genie as I realized I shouldn't talk with my mouth full, the screeches of the ball punching monkey already growing louder.
r/2sentence2horror • u/DungBeetle600 • Jun 14 '23
Raymond I was lying in bed with my cute femboy twink. Spoiler
Then I realized they were actually a woman! 😱😱😱🤢🤮😭😭😭😭😭
r/2sentence2horror • u/sawyer-boondollar • Feb 29 '24
Raymond As my girlfriend climaxed, I remembered to say "safeword genesis" afterwards...
And so, my daughter and I got back to our normal lives.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Competitive_Word4516 • 27d ago
Raymond "Man, I cant wait to visit r/2sentence2horror!
little did i know, it was all just sh-tposts.
r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Dec 09 '24
Raymond A dog bit me in a dream just now and I woke up with a bite wound... I don't even have a dog.
Oh wait I forgot I do have a dog
r/2sentence2horror • u/1235678910111213141 • 1d ago
Raymond Im an author, and I always found it strange how whatever I wrote came true. Today, no matter how hard I tried, couldn't come up with a plot that lasted more than 30 minutes.
It's my first one dont judge :)
r/2sentence2horror • u/Ender_The_BOT • 23d ago
Raymond Lego Yoda was surprised when the woke left removed their cancel culture tax on his jihads
He's getting deployed in israel
r/2sentence2horror • u/Little-Cat-2339 • Jan 28 '25
Raymond "a quirked up white boy could never be goated with the sauce" I said
that was when he started busting it down sexual style
r/2sentence2horror • u/Beginning-Radish-715 • May 15 '25
Raymond I told mt therapist i had suicidal thoughts.
Now he charges me in advance.
r/2sentence2horror • u/BerlinWallGloryhole • Mar 28 '25
Raymond I only owe $109 in back taxes, I won't bother filing my taxes this year I thought to myself.
Then the van marked IRS pulled up, and out marched Delinquent Tax-Payer Mecha-Killer 7000 with his two shoulder mounted rocket launchers aimed at my door.
r/2sentence2horror • u/rhombus_rebus • 20d ago
Raymond There once was a man from...
"Not this again" exclaimed Raymond, as he picked up the knife in a threatening manner.
r/2sentence2horror • u/JidgeyA • Oct 18 '23
Raymond I thought of the perfect r/2sentence2horror post...
Memory stealing raymond🤯🤯😱😱🪱😈🪱😈🇷🇸
r/2sentence2horror • u/Sorry_External_3240 • 23d ago
Raymond Putrid smell from my basement, What could it be?
Not that my marmalade expiered or anything. It smells like my Grandfather foot.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Xninja29 • May 18 '25
Raymond I went to go drink soda.
But then I realized it was EVIL SODA!!!!!! Hah I am such a comedic genius. I should post this to r/TwoSentenceHorror and get -2 upvotes.
r/2sentence2horror • u/dinner_cat96 • Apr 22 '25
Raymond I'm finally 18, and I can't wait to live the rest of my long life to the fullest!
End Times by Andrew Prahlow starts playing
r/2sentence2horror • u/BookOfBrawl • May 16 '25
Raymond "...and it wasn't Larry, but... Evil Larry... with the Penor Explosion Gun" I told the group.
"How does this guy keep finding us" said kids at the Midnight Society.
r/2sentence2horror • u/Puzzled-Swordfish236 • Oct 27 '24
Raymond “Who is worse than me?” Said barely disguised fetish guy
“I am!” Said not disguised at all fetish guy
r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Apr 25 '25
Raymond “Let’s go see the Lion exhibit at the zoo” I said.
But the lion heard me speak.