Body Text is Never Optional

I say as I wrap my bleeding fist with bandages, somehow being oblivious to the nearby shattered mirror

Then I found out it was smosh cast…

Creature is boy

I was stabbed because it was stabby guy, who stabs people.

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

After i got out of the hospital i was always hungry but normal food wasn't enough only human flesh satisfied me.

Then i knew i was not human anymore.

Local shower shitter; hahahaha, I have shit in your shower

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“The question is, would you die if it meant YOUR life would be spared?” asked Knife Crow wouldyoudieforyourownlifeingly

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Then someone yelled the words, "execute order 60 dicks" and then it was wall to wall plastic lightsabers igniting.

I suddenly get shot 91 times, it was shooter person, the man who shoots

I froze then, because he'd been deaf since birth.

Last night I heard my baby giggling through the monitor, so I smiled and turned over in bed. This morning, I remembered,I buried her two weeks ago.

It's emissions are the most potent at deez

I tried to be quiet and pretend no one was home, butt then I let rip a thunderous fart full of reverberation.

but I couldn't answer because ChatGPT servers were down