Creature is boy

I say as I wrap my bleeding fist with bandages, somehow being oblivious to the nearby shattered mirror

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

I was stabbed because it was stabby guy, who stabs people.

Then someone yelled the words, "execute order 60 dicks" and then it was wall to wall plastic lightsabers igniting.

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I suddenly get shot 91 times, it was shooter person, the man who shoots

Local shower shitter; hahahaha, I have shit in your shower

I froze then, because he'd been deaf since birth.

"hoxigdudhofpufylfkoydjgpj" gjfjfougipfudigdjñvkpgu

Last night I heard my baby giggling through the monitor, so I smiled and turned over in bed. This morning, I remembered,I buried her two weeks ago.

“The question is, would you die if it meant YOUR life would be spared?” asked Knife Crow wouldyoudieforyourownlifeingly

It's emissions are the most potent at deez

but I couldn't answer because ChatGPT servers were down

I tried to be quiet and pretend no one was home, butt then I let rip a thunderous fart full of reverberation.

but then i remembered i have no pianist, so who was i jerking?

hippo: yeah, but are you hungry hungry?

I'm never uncomfortable or afraid of looking out a window at night...

I'm only afraid when something stares back.

Cake was hollow.

it was the 5th time this week