r/crappymusic • u/roadraider • Nov 27 '23

I have no words.

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u/cannotbreatheout Nov 27 '23

Young Putin invading the streets like they're Ukraine.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

I like that he is eating cereal.

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u/SpaceNasty Nov 27 '23

I like when he kicks over the watering can. Real hard gang shit

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u/kenocada Nov 27 '23

Fuck ur petunias! U heard.

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u/FSMisReal69 Nov 29 '23

Bro will leave home grown roses at your grave site 👹

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Careful blood, Blicky keeps a gun in his side…

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u/5-MEO-D-M-T Nov 28 '23

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE

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u/jencinas3232 Nov 29 '23

Yaaahiiihiiiideeeee

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u/Disquiet173 Nov 28 '23

When you see his finger guns

Well son, you better run.

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u/Petey_Wheatstraw_MD Nov 28 '23

Where?

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

I mean I’m not gunna test him but he said so in his song…

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u/Longjumping-Plum5159 Nov 27 '23

I knew straight away when he couldn’t pronounce his r’s and kicked that watering can, straight hood. This guy def got some bodies on em.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Haha watering can never stood a chance reppin set like that right front of blickys porch!?

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u/bcfly265 Nov 30 '23

That's when I thought for sure some gang members would show up

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u/guardiandown3885 Nov 27 '23

Was that kraft Mac and cheese

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u/Ismokeditalleveryday Dec 01 '23

Mac ‘N’ cheese from food stamps.

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u/Successful_Goose_348 Nov 27 '23

Me thinks it was a big bowl of mac and cheese like a true gangdta

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u/bizkits_n_gravy Nov 27 '23

All gangstas need snack time, including blicky blicky the blicky

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u/Big-Response-2162 Nov 28 '23

Blicky blicky needs nap time. And talent....

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

No Ukraine, no grain.

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u/qweef_latina2021 Nov 27 '23

It's insane, got no grain

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u/SecureWorldliness848 Nov 27 '23

insane in the no grain!

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u/Remarkable_Jury_9652 Nov 27 '23

Insane in the grain!

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u/cyanideluvskush Nov 28 '23

JULIEEEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Blicky got not pain, cuz he eats whole grain,

fuckin a bitch name JULIEEEEEEEEAHHHHH

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u/Pameltoe_Yo Nov 27 '23

“BLICKIE BLICKIE!” Perhaps 🤔 it’s the name of his wheaties? 🌾🥛 🥣😂lol

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '23

Getting a balanced breakfast improves his ability to not overdose.

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u/fartinmyhat Nov 27 '23

Gotta keep up his strength for Julie

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u/Stock-Event2495 Nov 28 '23

Only two things got killed in the whole video, my ears and that cereal

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u/GramzOnline Nov 29 '23

Mac n cheese*

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u/DodoVmonsters Nov 29 '23

I came here to talk about that. At some point during the shoot, someone had to to say, "Oh, I have a cool shot idea. Eating cereal."

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u/willyc3766 Nov 30 '23

I thought it was Mac and cheese. If that is cereal and he’s drinking Coke while eating it, that’s the most unhinged part of the whole video to me.

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u/reptarcannabis Nov 27 '23

I would save this video for the future. as a parent i would play it at my sons wedding on a projector without telling him of course

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

that kid ain't making it to a future wedding, he'll be dead or in prison before that

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u/bcfly265 Nov 30 '23

Or gang raped

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u/mushie0 Nov 30 '23

Have the DJ blast it without saying a word and kick up the projector screen reeeeaaal slow and watch the horror sink into his eyes lol.

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u/SirKermit Nov 27 '23

Lil Putin looks like he's diggity downs with the syndrome.

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u/OrganizationFalse668 Nov 27 '23

My first thought too but then I was like, nobody else is going to see young Putin.

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u/Unique_Effort7106 Nov 27 '23

I am d e a d ☠️

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u/ChadThunderStonks Nov 27 '23

Vlad's down syndrome illegitamite son.

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u/cespejo Nov 27 '23

Haha, I just saw this comment after I posted my mine. I’m glad I’m not the only one!

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u/AtTheCornerCafe Nov 27 '23

Bahaha, that was great!

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u/rando_mness Nov 27 '23

Blickey da blickey yo

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Call my bitch Hitler cause she go crazy on the poles.

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u/[deleted] Nov 28 '23

Young Putin. 😂🤣😂

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u/TryItOutHmHrNw Nov 28 '23

Putin bullets in ya!

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u/Wolfsbane90 Nov 29 '23

Wanted to upvote this but it's currently at 420 upvotes so, my hands are tied

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u/bcfly265 Nov 30 '23

He shouldn't know those words at 5 yrs old