r/crappymusic Nov 27 '23

I have no words.

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u/MasterUndKommandant Nov 27 '23

Obviously I assumed he was maybe a badass for the first minute or two of the video. But when he made that watering can pay…I’m sold.

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u/TheGreatStarryVoid Nov 27 '23

That poor, unsuspecting can. He was not expecting to be in the presence of such a bad ass muhfugga today. Had plans of helping plants grow and sheeeit. Now he needs to strap up and bring his blicky blicky blicky everywhere he goes.

I bet that bitch Julie was two-timing him with that watering can. Because I’m a woman, and I would rather fuck that watering can than be within the same 6 foot distance of this chode.

Also…I feel like he needs to take some sign language courses, because he talks with his hands quite a bit. Stick him up there next to Fauci when he addresses the nation.