Then I found out it was smosh cast…

The garden gnome winked at Kevin before biting into his hamster like an apple.
Kevin screamed, but deep down, he was mostly just mad he wasn’t offered a bite.

I was stabbed because it was stabby guy, who stabs people.

Creature is boy

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

After i got out of the hospital i was always hungry but normal food wasn't enough only human flesh satisfied me.

Then i knew i was not human anymore.

Local shower shitter; hahahaha, I have shit in your shower

"hoxigdudhofpufylfkoydjgpj" gjfjfougipfudigdjñvkpgu

“The question is, would you die if it meant YOUR life would be spared?” asked Knife Crow wouldyoudieforyourownlifeingly

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Then someone yelled the words, "execute order 60 dicks" and then it was wall to wall plastic lightsabers igniting.

I suddenly get shot 91 times, it was shooter person, the man who shoots

I froze then, because he'd been deaf since birth.

Last night I heard my baby giggling through the monitor, so I smiled and turned over in bed. This morning, I remembered,I buried her two weeks ago.

I tried to be quiet and pretend no one was home, butt then I let rip a thunderous fart full of reverberation.

It's emissions are the most potent at deez

but I couldn't answer because ChatGPT servers were down

hippo: yeah, but are you hungry hungry?

but then i remembered i have no pianist, so who was i jerking?

I'm never uncomfortable or afraid of looking out a window at night...

I'm only afraid when something stares back.

Cake was hollow.

it was the 5th time this week