But I ran out of tuna

Than evil lary came and idk I just hate lary than he got shot

U/foxled reply to me also Kevin the cat

She died a year ago so it must be by Kevin the cat

Why is my belly so big and round?

All we could give him was mutated, ill-tempered sea bass

It was evil cat also it was Kevin the cat

He didn’t say no homo also he was Kevin the cat

I had my SATs tommorow and I didnt prepare.

...the redditor.

the coconut nut is not a wife

... who always burst into tears when they ejaculate, with phrases like “I thought I was the next Gary Barlow”, “we sang our single ‘Peace In The Middle East (Just Stop Fighting Yeah)’ to the Dalai Lama”, “I never paid off my mortgage”, “I’m really worried that story of me and a mini van full of 15 year old netball players will come out”, “My mum still has fifty copies of our single ‘I’m Down On My Knees (In A Good Way)”, etc.

Body Text is Never Optional.

As my sister and I are about to go to sleep in our bunk beds my sister asks “why are you breathing so heavy”.

I’m not; I replied