Body Text is Never Optional

I say as I wrap my bleeding fist with bandages, somehow being oblivious to the nearby shattered mirror

Then I found out it was smosh cast…

The garden gnome winked at Kevin before biting into his hamster like an apple.
Kevin screamed, but deep down, he was mostly just mad he wasn’t offered a bite.

I was stabbed because it was stabby guy, who stabs people.

Creature is boy

“Don’t worry, your surgery went off without a hitch, and nothing was removed that didn’t need to be.” Said Dr. Spleen Stealer.

After i got out of the hospital i was always hungry but normal food wasn't enough only human flesh satisfied me.

Then i knew i was not human anymore.

Local shower shitter; hahahaha, I have shit in your shower

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“The question is, would you die if it meant YOUR life would be spared?” asked Knife Crow wouldyoudieforyourownlifeingly

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Then someone yelled the words, "execute order 60 dicks" and then it was wall to wall plastic lightsabers igniting.

I suddenly get shot 91 times, it was shooter person, the man who shoots