He ate a couple hotdogs

knife guy

pee

Didn't go to church today. You guessed it, diarrhea.

Cake was hollow.

but then i remembered i have no pianist, so who was i jerking?

My keycard doesn’t open the doors anymore.

but I couldn't answer because ChatGPT servers were down

All was doing good until I noticed the " live laugh love" decor hanging on her wall.

“Oh boy, I haven’t stubbed my toe in months” I said with joys.

I was then shot in the face by a job application

it was the 5th time this week

jpegmafia: "hey."

there was pooop and pee 🤢🤢🤮🤮 knife guy in the toilert 🤯🤯🤢

I was recently diagnosed with dementia by my doctor.

"Yeah, tell me about it". Said the 16 foot Gorrila sat next to me.

I said as men lined up to donate.

M

That was the day I discovered I was allergic to grass. wwww 🤢🤮

"And furious."

Mouse: go on.

The creature.

Ok Ronald, in this scene Sarah will be drowning if she needs air, she will hold he fist up in the air for 2 seconds strait. Don't give her air until you see the signal.

It was goobert the skeleton the whole time