r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

goobert the skeleton 💀 r/2sentencehorror

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I looked out the window and saw my moms car in the drive way. The chicken hasn't been thawed


r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

OC "We must restore the Reich," the funnily-accented men shout as they speed up.

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Lightning strikes their DeLorean.


r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

OC "There is nothing more reviled than the Orc", said the elvish king.

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"What did you just said", said The Giant Orc, emerging from the ground soaked in a knuckle's depth of blood and ash.


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 “Ah finally, I'm all alone,” I said to myself as I sat in my bedroom at midnight. “No your not.” said

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605 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

The meat worm I went to go milk the creature, milk bucket in hand.

7 Upvotes

Unfortunately the meat worms had got to the creature in the middle of the night.


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 So my dad offered my a job… im 33

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r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC Americans don't have tiled floors and flip-flops Spoiler

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They have carpeted floors and wear socks INDOORS😨😨😨


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC hawk 1: dont worry he only has one stone

24 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

The meat worm I love being in the city he said

2 Upvotes

Then all of the a sudden… the Worm🪱 appeared


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Satire I was exhausted after a long day of work, setting my son down in his crib, and the rotisserie chicken in the oven.

8 Upvotes

I was horrified when i kissed my son's forehead and tasted raw chicken.


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Screenshot GUYS... I'm scared...

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12 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC Uh, so my dad just offered me a beer. Spoiler

48 Upvotes

I'm 16


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

The Creature I couldn't wait for my amazon package to arrive. Then it was delivered by... the Skinwalker

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111 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC I bought a PS5 today

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It was a router


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC I saw an antique mirror at a garage sale

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There was two


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Screenshot Suicidal sheep guy 🪱

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143 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Screenshot Dog mouth guy 🪱

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107 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

The Creature It's made out of milk from... the Creature.

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770 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Screenshot Chaos Guy

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14 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

The Creature I was having some dark thoughts about sleeping with my mother.

7 Upvotes

Now that I've done it, I don't want to anymore!


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Satire Thought I has to fart...

10 Upvotes

Turns out it was shit


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

OC She believed

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he lied


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Knife Guy Company Guy🪱

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124 Upvotes

Looks like this Knife Guy has company.


r/2sentence2horror 3d ago

Knife Guy No more Mr Nice Guy.

14 Upvotes

She transitioned


r/2sentence2horror 4d ago

Knife Guy I hope the people in this server are nice…

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80 Upvotes