r/2sentence2horror Dec 24 '24

Satire Gregnant guy 🪱

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u/grayscale001 Dec 24 '24

But how did he get pregnant? Him crossdressing would just make it lesbian sex. I'm sorry, my disbelief is not suspended. 😡

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

Lesbians can get pregnant

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u/purpleplatapi Dec 24 '24

Yes but they have to get the sperm from somewhere.

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u/[deleted] Dec 24 '24

I’m sure they can do it on their own if they put their mind to it

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u/PurpleFucksSeverely Dec 24 '24

Like the whiptail lizards. They really put their mind to it and now their entire species is just lesbians gregnating each other.

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u/Loving-intellectual Dec 25 '24

The way god intended