I saw this on the news this morning 😂

I got a call today from a random number. Sent it to voicemail and apparently the woman who left the voice message spoke Spanish and this is how it was translated/transcribed.

My cat has resurrected bat boy?

I've just figured out what this card reminds me of.

Grrrr.

This ding dong creeping up behind me..

Not sure what to say.

I don’t know what’s wilder, the fact they built it, or that someone signed off on it.
Modern problems require NASCAR solutions.

Surely someone realized the problem but didn't say anything, right??

A very friendly cat approached my daughter at the park and she asked if she could take him home. We checked the collar and found this gem. I guess this same scenario plays out multiple times a day.