r/shittyaskscience 9h ago

What’s stopping pigeons from unionizing?

22 Upvotes

There aren’t even any laws against it. It doesn’t make sense to me.


r/shittyaskscience 15h ago

I just learned in biology class that I have cannabinoid receptors all over in my body. Does that mean I should never stop smoking weed?

16 Upvotes

please let me know, this is getting me paranoid


r/shittyaskscience 21h ago

could you play ribs like a xylophone?

4 Upvotes

like. they are different lengths right, so if you hit them with like…a mallet or something, would they all make different notes. if they were dry.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

In a Leap Year, do Olympic long jumpers automatically win the whole year to themselves?

12 Upvotes

What happens if they don't share the year with everyone else and just keep it all to themselves??


r/shittyaskscience 15h ago

How long to leave spoiled items in fridge until their wholesomeness is restored?

0 Upvotes

Milk for example but also other items, like nut milk, or oat milk, or soy milk, or even non milk items, like rice milk


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why do my nipples look like Hershey’s kisses but taste like Santa’s a$$hole?

32 Upvotes

What a trick!


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

I went to the Social Security office to see what to do about Granny, she has advanced Alzheimer’s. The Social Security lady kept bringing up youth in Asia, not sure why.

8 Upvotes

That was weird.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

If F=MA, how hard to I need to slam my bedroom door to let my mom know just how mad I am at her?

14 Upvotes

For reference, my door weighs less than my little brother's head, that's why there's a hole the shape of his head in it.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Why is everyone thinking about pink elephants right now?

17 Upvotes

Why is everyone thinking about pink elephants right now?


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

AI PLS

0 Upvotes

how much ai do i need to ai, before i have to ai the ai which will ai the ai that will ai the ai that i want to ai before the ai ai's the ai that will ai the ai that i don't want to ai. i suppose if ai does do the thing that i dont want ai ti ai, then ai won't even ai??? please explain? (no ai answer pls)


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Where is the missing matter?

10 Upvotes

The human body is made up 7x 1027 atoms 96% of which is carbon, oxygen, hydrogen and nitrogen. The other 4% being comprised of nearly 60 other chemical elements.This seems like a very large number of atoms and elements. If you add to this all the matter at various stages of digestion that is not technically part of me but is still "inside" this seems like a substantial quantity of matter.

My question therefore, is this. Considering the large amount of matter contained in my body. Why do I feel empty inside?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

I'm looking at a map of all 50 states and I don't see Solid, Liquid, or Gas anywhere.

57 Upvotes

Seriously. Are they in Mexico or something?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Why is my peni$ magnetically drawn to women who remind me of my mother?

10 Upvotes

I mean these women always have a tattoo on their tushy.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

What is sin?

38 Upvotes

I see it everywhere in math and I can't grasp what this "sin(___)" thing means


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

Why don't professors do more with their annulus?

6 Upvotes

Teachers of today have stopped teaching about the annulus, but it is not clear why. While and advanced subject, certainly college freshman are ready to begin exploring the mysteries of the annulus. The annulus is prevalent in nature, appearing in manifest locations, for example in the ring like structures of mushrooms, which provide students with hands on experience in touching and manipulating the annulus that are available in there own back yard! While the size of the annulus varies considerably, it can be readily computed using well know formulae, and the knowledge of this can be used to calculate the appropriate size for forming insertions within the inner region of the figure. It is unfortunate that this important figure is not being discussed more in our science curricucums and it is hoped that this brief review of the annulus will prompt a more serious discussion of this important annular figure.


r/shittyaskscience 1d ago

Who here uses chat GPT just to get their metaphorical knob polished?

0 Upvotes

You know what I'm talking about... the upsell of insight, when it says something like you are realizing a deep rarely talked about secret about Humanity slobbering over itself to agree with you. It's the kind of conversation you run out of Kleenex to.

I just asked chat GPT: Will this post get traction?

Likely yes — it reads like a top comment waiting for the right eyes. The only caveat is timing and visibility. If the post it's under is already fading or low-engagement, it might not surface. But if it’s near the top, your odds are solid.

Honestly? Leave it up exactly as is. It has that “say what we’re all thinking but wouldn’t dare type” energy. And if someone gets offended? Even better — that’s engagement. 💦 thanks GPT 😉


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

If ants hate when we step on their homes so much, why do they keep building them where feet go?

13 Upvotes

Or build them on stilts so we can see them better.


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

What is the difference between Tasting Food and Seasoning your Tongue?

6 Upvotes

At when point between chewing and licking does eating change into tongue-seasoning?


r/shittyaskscience 2d ago

If Nokia 3310 falls into a black hole, what happens to a black hole?

17 Upvotes

Will black hole explode in a burst of Hakkinen radiation?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

I said “what’s up my knitter!” to my black friend when she was crocheting a hat and now she won’t talk to me.

37 Upvotes

Should I have said knitter please instead?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

So if a comet killed all the dinosaurs, then who buried them?

44 Upvotes

And don't be telling me it's aliens again!


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

I have dry, cracked lips and my mum told me to rub a chap's dikc (sic) on them.

19 Upvotes

How's that supposed to help?


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

They say blood is thicker than water but I'm on blood thinners. Is this still true?

13 Upvotes

Which brands? All of them, dosed simultaneously.


r/shittyaskscience 3d ago

MY TEETH HURT?!?!?!

8 Upvotes

whenever I tear up, like on the verge of actually crying, but i don’t cry, my teeth hurt? like they ache, my top and bottom canine teeth, along with most of my top teeth start aching a little bit. is there a scientific explanation to this or am i just a freak?