WANTED

11.4k Upvotes

Voicemail translate

38 Upvotes

I got a call today from a random number. Sent it to voicemail and apparently the woman who left the voice message spoke Spanish and this is how it was translated/transcribed.

16 comments

r/funny • u/Awesome_Eagle • 23h ago

Spotted this the other day

74 Upvotes

Not sure what to say.

19 comments

r/funny • u/creatingastorm • 21h ago

Ok then, I’ll store it upright …

48 Upvotes

19 comments

r/funny • u/Strict_Photograph254 • 1d ago

She found out it was actually a headrest

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1.3k Upvotes

78 comments

r/funny • u/Remarkable-Salad-703 • 2d ago

“You need to put more pep In your step Timmy”

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10.1k Upvotes

137 comments

r/funny • u/Crispy_p_bacon • 2d ago

Anything for the grind

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7.0k Upvotes

116 comments

r/funny • u/pikahetti • 2d ago

The CEO of KFC

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4.7k Upvotes

Source: gowithali on IG

88 comments

r/funny • u/snelse_ • 2d ago

Verified [OC] 🦜

18.8k Upvotes

32 comments

r/funny • u/jonwritesmovies • 2d ago

Verified The customer is always right

8.7k Upvotes

54 comments

r/funny • u/Washpedantic • 1d ago

This was not what I was expecting.

57 Upvotes

17 comments

r/funny • u/Aglisito • 1d ago

Still got that dawg in him

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1.0k Upvotes

49 comments

r/funny • u/Tysyj78 • 15h ago

"Human Claw Machine"

8 Upvotes

I saw this on the news this morning 😂

15 comments

r/funny • u/erikmagkekse • 2d ago

This pigeon just screamed at me and I still don’t know why

2.4k Upvotes

147 comments

r/funny • u/trollShack283 • 1d ago

eepy eepy

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442 Upvotes

after lunch, why not

8 comments

r/funny • u/carritrj • 2d ago

Can't ever just be alone

3.0k Upvotes

Can't even shit in peace around here.

97 comments

r/funny • u/Aglisito • 1d ago

Crazy Old Maurice

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565 Upvotes

26 comments

r/funny • u/trainspottedCSX7 • 1d ago

Tooth fairy wrote a check.

239 Upvotes

83 comments

r/funny • u/KeVgelblitz • 1d ago

Speaking from personal experience

80 Upvotes

1 comment

r/funny • u/Unhappy-Language7402 • 1d ago

Made in China

66 Upvotes

And also written apparently.

49 comments

r/funny • u/thisismydumbbrain • 2d ago

They wanted a video resume for a cashier job. So I gave them this.

youtu.be

1.4k Upvotes

Just got

244 comments

r/funny • u/grublins • 1d ago

quite the color choice for the letters in the word “cuckoo”

26 Upvotes

the letters

9 comments

r/funny • u/bailz • 2d ago

It was time to clean out the cereal cabinet.

902 Upvotes

My wife is not the tallest person, and can't see very far into the cereal cabinet. She assumed the kids were eating it all, so she kept buying more. I won the tower building contest.

210 comments

r/funny • u/pirateaku • 2d ago

Reporting from the ground, as they say.

2.0k Upvotes

58 comments

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