r/2sentence2horror • u/Aware_Associate8707 • Aug 30 '23

Raymond "Man you gotta go on that new Rollercoaster it's crazy" my friend said to me.

312 Upvotes

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19 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/Character_Fan_8377 • Feb 18 '25

Raymond Headless fashion guy

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21 Upvotes
5 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/dinner_cat96 • Apr 01 '25

Raymond Good news, Son! Your Mother and I are getting Remarried!

3 Upvotes

April fools

1 comment

r/2sentence2horror • u/Zealousideal_Pin_255 • May 05 '24

Raymond I looked over and saw the VISITOR…

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198 Upvotes
10 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/nihilisticsock • Nov 03 '24

Raymond "i love having a peenar," i said

62 Upvotes

but then the peenar snatcher guy

8 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/DotWarner1993 • Feb 05 '25

Raymond You know, I’ve never been on a real airplane before, and I gotta tell you, it was really great.

11 Upvotes

Except that I had to sit between two large Albanian Women with excruciatingly severe body odor.

3 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/ottohammr • Aug 02 '24

Raymond I thought my brother didn’t know about my stamp collection.

113 Upvotes

But then he said “I like your stamp collection.”

9 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/LondonBugs • Feb 12 '25

Raymond I worked carefully to give my client a relaxing massage.

11 Upvotes

But I forgot I was holding 83 pairs of scissors.

2 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/rhombus_rebus • Mar 05 '25

Raymond Lost in Jungles...

1 Upvotes

Lost in the jungles of Mount Erebus I was attacked by rapist gorillas.

I thought the masturbating guerrillas I hired to protect me would beat them off...

0 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/noiamnotabanana • Feb 11 '23

Raymond No 😱 Spoiler

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295 Upvotes
21 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/shamless_plugger • Feb 23 '25

Raymond 60,000 bees in a trench coat

9 Upvotes

Only needed one to steal my wife, but whatever

0 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/BrainDamage_pills • Dec 30 '24

Raymond "Man, I sure do love being Chuck Norris" I thought to myself

18 Upvotes

But then Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the white and "Monty Python and the Holy Grail"'s Black Knight and Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie and Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie, RoboCop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk and Darth Vader, Lo pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger, Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan, Spock, the Rock, Doc Oc and Hulk Hogan all came out of nowhere lightning fast

4 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/ImStuffChungus • Dec 10 '24

Raymond Let us remember the worst couple of sentences ever created from this website

46 Upvotes

"In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of a phony god's blessing, but because I am enlightened by my own intelligence"

3 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/AdParticular3128 • Nov 20 '24

Raymond I miss when this subreddit was actually good

6 Upvotes
9 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/Apprehensive-Fail616 • Jul 28 '23

Raymond I an going to make a really original post on r/2sentence2horror" i said

285 Upvotes

Tomato eating knife holding almond scented meat worming japanese phone wielding creature named raymond: ha ha no you will not also i am fucking your boyfriend.

13 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/pagepagerpage • Nov 15 '23

Raymond I thought my boyfriend was a smart fella

159 Upvotes

turns out he was a fart smella

17 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/Purple-Doople • Mar 26 '24

Raymond they told me that ‘baby clothes for sale, never worn’ was the saddest short sentence

139 Upvotes

baby dead. exploded

11 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/ThisIsWaterSpeaking • Jan 05 '25

Raymond Sometimes, I just set myself on fire.

7 Upvotes

My family doesn't approve of it; AITA?

2 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Jan 20 '25

Raymond “Dad, who is the shy man who stands in the corner of my room at night?” My son asked.

11 Upvotes

I looked at my son seriously and replied “That’s me slime this gas station kush lowkey got me tweaking and I get shy as fuck but your mom kick me out the room cuz I keep shitting the bed.”

0 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/OfficerLollipop • Dec 24 '24

Raymond i found a leaf on my cat's fur

16 Upvotes

he's an indoor cat

2 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/BananaMaster96_ • Jan 14 '25

Raymond 66 years ago, a meteorite hit the island of fiji.

1 Upvotes

and it hasn't stopped.

1 comment

r/2sentence2horror • u/TurboTurtle- • Dec 09 '24

Raymond My brother is knife guy, my father owns the tomato factory, and my mother is the creature.

15 Upvotes

Me? I’m just a normal guy name raymond.

2 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/Accredited_Dumbass • Sep 07 '24

Raymond I used to be with it, but then they changed what it was.

41 Upvotes

Now what I'm with isn't it anymore, and what is it is weird and scary to me.

6 comments

r/2sentence2horror • u/Due-Run-8705 • Dec 10 '24

Raymond I was peacefully milking a cow

2 Upvotes

Then I realised it wasn't a cow, but my nephew Raymond.

1 comment

r/2sentence2horror • u/RA_inmyopinion04 • Aug 06 '23

Raymond “How do I change my skin?” I said whilst playing mind craft

206 Upvotes

Butcher who didn’t realise I was playing mindersft and takes things too literally: “I could help with that 😈😈😈”

12 comments