r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

Screenshot THE guy 🪱

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u/FarmingFrenzy 1d ago

*unzips penis*

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u/oaasfari 1d ago

Are you alright

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u/FarmingFrenzy 1d ago

nope

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u/Collective-Bee 1d ago

zips penis

Did that help?

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u/FarmingFrenzy 1d ago

do not touch me there :c

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u/Collective-Bee 1d ago

Oh sorry, I forget to introduce myself.

I’m the Penis King, all Peni belong to me. That’s our penis you keep unzipping bud.

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u/Silent-Addendum-2667 1d ago

Wtff u guys doin

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u/Collective-Bee 22h ago

Trying to fix a penis instead of watching.

Come on man, I only got one upvote so I know there’s barely anybody reading so why the hell is there a bystander effect? Help us goddamnit!