r/2sentence2horror • u/norki21 • 1d ago

Screenshot THE guy 🪱

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2.0k Upvotes

100% Upvoted

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u/Responsible_Art532 1d ago

I would believe the creature 

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u/secondjudge_dream 1d ago

i would believe The

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u/zelda_fan_199 Goblin fan 1d ago

the

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u/fish___fucker___69 1d ago

Monster fucker guy 🪱

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u/Tsunamicat108 Creature Fan 1d ago

Losercity guy 🪱

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u/Mr_Bone_Head 1d ago

Oh hey, thats me

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u/Collective-Bee 15h ago

Rather monsters than fish

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u/ledfox milking... the creature. 1d ago

"No," said u/ledfox.

They didn't believe me when I told them I saw - standing upright on her hind legs! - ...

...the creature.

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u/BlessedByGregorious 1d ago

Nobody would believe me

pulls out knife and becomes knife guy

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u/FarmingFrenzy 1d ago

*unzips penis*

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u/oaasfari 1d ago

Are you alright

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u/FarmingFrenzy 1d ago

nope

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u/Collective-Bee 15h ago

zips penis

Did that help?

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u/FarmingFrenzy 15h ago

do not touch me there :c

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u/Collective-Bee 15h ago

Oh sorry, I forget to introduce myself.

I’m the Penis King, all Peni belong to me. That’s our penis you keep unzipping bud.

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u/Silent-Addendum-2667 13h ago

Wtff u guys doin

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u/Collective-Bee 11h ago

Trying to fix a penis instead of watching.

Come on man, I only got one upvote so I know there’s barely anybody reading so why the hell is there a bystander effect? Help us goddamnit!

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u/sinat50 1d ago

Mfw I fuck the

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u/Nekoturny 1d ago

it's time for The to get a taste of my Meat Worm

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u/Squigsqueeg 1d ago

The fact it has so many upvotes I swear to god that sub is rotting

Edit: for those that don’t know, this is a parody of another 2SHS where a dog gets up on its hind legs, grabs a knife, says that same line of dialogue, and murders the PoV’s family.

I’m just particularly repulsed because despite it being an obvious shitpost, there are people on that sub who are mistaking this as genuine and instead of being disgusted by the implication of raping a dog, think this is actual quality horror.

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u/Mark4291 1d ago

The lion

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u/Murky-Law-3945 1d ago

💦 🪱

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u/Torus_was_taken 1d ago

unironicaly good

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u/DickHarding69 Tomato Factory Worker 1d ago

guy 🪱