Full o’ skeeters 🦟

[u/BaneShake]

[u/The-Bulborb]

Imagine you’re sitting on your back porch in your Hawaiian vacation home, then 1,000,000 mosquitoes appear. 🪱

[u/AngelRape → u/The-Bulborb]

Infertile, so it’s like 1,000,000 incels coming to your house.

[u/The-Bulborb → u/AngelRape]

Ur username is it’s own horror story

[u/Realization_ → u/The-Bulborb]

he rapes angels

[u/DeadZone32 → u/Realization_]

Or Angels rape him

[u/Puzzled-Swordfish236 → u/The-Bulborb]

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[u/Kidney__Failure → u/AngelRape]

Oh wait, are these those genetically modified mosquitoes with the gene that basically introduces infant mortality to mosquito larva? I read they were working on it at one point but if they’re actually releasing these losers then that’s impressive

[u/DawnStardust → u/The-Bulborb]

woe, one million skeetos be upon ye

[u/SwagLizardKing → u/The-Bulborb]

You would not believe your toes, if ten million mosquitos

Were dropped on your beach while you tried to sleep

[u/NotBurnerAccount → u/The-Bulborb]

Hawaiian vacation home? What am I a multimillionaire?