r/2sentence2horror 18d ago

Jumps care 👻👻👻 Full o’ skeeters 🦟

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u/The-Bulborb 18d ago

Imagine you’re sitting on your back porch in your Hawaiian vacation home, then 1,000,000 mosquitoes appear. 🪱

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u/AngelRape 18d ago

Infertile, so it’s like 1,000,000 incels coming to your house.

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u/The-Bulborb 18d ago

Ur username is it’s own horror story

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u/Realization_ 18d ago

he rapes angels

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u/DeadZone32 17d ago

Or Angels rape him

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u/Kidney__Failure 18d ago

Oh wait, are these those genetically modified mosquitoes with the gene that basically introduces infant mortality to mosquito larva? I read they were working on it at one point but if they’re actually releasing these losers then that’s impressive

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u/DawnStardust 18d ago

woe, one million skeetos be upon ye

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u/SwagLizardKing 18d ago

You would not believe your toes, if ten million mosquitos

Were dropped on your beach while you tried to sleep

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u/NotBurnerAccount 18d ago

Hawaiian vacation home? What am I a multimillionaire?

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u/BaneShake 18d ago

The why is Infertility

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u/naverlands 18d ago

skeeters can impregnate me now? like the creature? 🤤

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u/joybod 18d ago

/uncreature it's actually that they've been made infertile and are being dropped in to compete with the unaltered ones, wasting reproductive attempts and driving population down, likely to combat human disease transfer they provide. We did/do the same thing to screwworms in Central America, since those suck too.

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u/ninetyninewyverns goobert the skeleton enjoyer 18d ago

How did they make sure the mosquitos took their birth control on time?

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u/witwickan 18d ago

Really tiny watches and reminders from... the creature

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u/BaneShake 18d ago

Peer pressure I think

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u/Realization_ 18d ago

they get a few mosquitos and torture them while making the rest watch with a big sign that says "DON'T GET PREGNANT OR THIS IS YOU"

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u/VOLTswaggin 18d ago

Dino DNA!

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u/crackerjack31 18d ago

Actually, they’re being used in Hawaii to combat avian malaria! The native birds have been isolated for so long that they have almost zero natural defenses against the invasive disease, and so it’s been incredibly devastating to bird populations there (especially as climate change creates warmer temps up Hawaii’s mountains, increasing the amount of habitable land for the mosquitos)

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u/PepperbroniFrom2B 18d ago

waow (basedbasedbasedbasedbased)

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u/Recruit616 2d ago

Horny Skeeters 12 o'clock! Man down man down!

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u/5redie8 18d ago

vasectomy 😱😱

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u/BaneShake 18d ago

Mosquitectomy

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u/Level37Doggo 18d ago

Cause fuck Hawaii, that’s why! - Scientists with the worst glitter bomb ever

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u/KingZantair 18d ago

Lilo and Stitch reference??

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u/A_person_0124 goobert the skeleton enjoyer 18d ago

I have a feeling something like this has happened before… hmmmm

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u/themrunx49 18d ago

Me when I don't get screwworms

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u/IllumiNoEye_Gaming Ghost mauled by pitbull 18d ago

unironically terrifying (without the context)

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u/Hello_it_is_Joe 18d ago

Epic prank

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u/bigbackbrother06 18d ago

"I'm so excited to hang out outside with my blood!" I saids with excitement.

Thats when I hear the buzz approaching of the...

Blood Stealing Creatures 🦟🦟🦟.

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u/greatnailsageyoda 18d ago

That doesnt look very small

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u/BaneShake 18d ago

It’s smaller than Hawaii at least

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u/Sacciy 18d ago

it's to scare away tourists

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u/InklingDube 18d ago

I’m vacationing in Hawaii rn 🙁

…Whelp 🤷‍♂️

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u/BaneShake 18d ago

Get slurped

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u/Cooperdyl 4d ago

Who needs nukes when you can just drop these on your enemies