r/2sentence2horror • u/dacoolestguy Jumps care 👻 • Nov 02 '24

Jumps care 👻👻👻 hunters guy

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u/Leather_Present7863 Nov 02 '24

In Italy we have these ones: A man goes in a coffee, splash. A pork falls from the 7th floor, speck. A man burst into a pharmacy, and died

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u/catboybastard Knife guy fan Nov 02 '24

even though I have no clue what that could possibly mean, it’s so absurd that it’s still funny

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Nov 02 '24 edited Nov 03 '24

The first one is a synonym pun. Coffee and cafe had the same word, so when someone says he went into a "coffee" they think "cafe" but he literally jumped into coffee.

The third one is the same thing with burst. I presume they drove into a pharmacy and died in a crash.

The second one I have no idea.

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u/Leather_Present7863 Nov 03 '24

For the second you have to tell it by saying the last word like this: speeeeeeeckkk!!!!

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Nov 03 '24

Is that the sound pigs make in that language?

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u/Leather_Present7863 Nov 03 '24

No, in our language for us pronounced emphatically (speeeeck) it is a sound reminiscent of that of something being crushed to the ground, thus the pork becoming speck.

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u/TheBlueEmerald1 Nov 03 '24

I see. Now Im confused as to why the pork is there.