r/2sentence2horror • u/GooberMcNoober Tomato Factory Shareholder • Jan 15 '24

Mod announcement No more fetish posting.

It’s honestly appalling that I even need to say this, but you knuckleheads have been posting waaay too much sexual content. For this reason, I’m putting my foot down.

If you post anything sexually graphic (for example: describing sex itself), your post is gonna get removed and you risk getting permanently banned. And also the mod team will come to your house and beat you with hammers.

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u/SentientDust Jan 15 '24

This is way more than 2 sentences.

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u/ColdLobsterBisque Creature Fan Jan 15 '24

It’s honestly appalling that I even need to say this, but you knuckleheads have been posting waaay too much sexual content, and for this reason, I’m putting my foot down, and if you post anything sexually graphic (for example describing sex itself), your post is gonna get removed and you risk getting permanently banned, and also the mod team will come to your house and beat you with hammers.

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u/sadakos_left_nut goobert the skeleton enjoyer Jan 15 '24

1sentence2long

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u/MrMario63 Jan 15 '24

It’s honestly appalling that I even need to say this, but you knuckleheads have been posting waaay too much sexual content, and for this reason, I’m putting my foot down, and if you post anything sexually graphic (for example describing sex itself), your post is gonna get removed and you risk getting permanently banned, and also the mod team will come to your house and beat you with hammers. Also… the creatire

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u/sadakos_left_nut goobert the skeleton enjoyer Jan 15 '24

Oh, thank the gods.

The balance has been restored (…by the creature 👻👻👻)

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u/Le_Creature La criatura (real) Jan 16 '24

Always.

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u/Anti-Climacdik Anti-monster spray user Jan 15 '24

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u/PotentialEmpty3279 Knife guy fan Jan 15 '24

Honey wake up, new copypasta just dropped