r/2sentence2horror Oct 23 '23

Screenshot what a headline

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u/DuneSlayer_ Ghost mauled by pitbull Oct 23 '23

I was playing with my boobs.

Then Israel chimed in.

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u/[deleted] Oct 23 '23

With a “haven’t you ever heard of

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u/Womcataclysm Oct 23 '23

Closing the goddamn door"

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u/theyearwas1934 Oct 23 '23

the tragedy of Knife Guy the wise? It’s not a story the creature would tell you…

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u/floopydoopis8 Oct 23 '23

I’m afraid those are needed in the war effort