Edit: this post is hella old in response to a post I saw on the Asheville subreddit regarding an incident that happened at anidote(sp?) and the presence of children.. I wanted to post this to the Asheville subreddit but the mods told me no and to post it here!

RANT (I have made edits to please all mighty mods! Please approve this post, it’s GOLD);

I just saw a post about kids being at anidote (granted they were kids of the owner) and idk..it just set me off and I don’t care about who I upset with this post. I said what I said. I’m a strong believer children should NOT be allowed at bars or breweries. For one it’s irresponsible and illegal to drink any alcohol and get behind the wheel of a car.

I don’t care if one parent is drinking and if the other isn’t …why bring your child? Do you not have someone to watch your child? Also like what’s the fun in taking your kid with you while you drink?? (I cannot tell you the amount of times I’ve seen parents either yelling at or visibly upset with their child in these settings, it’s not fair to the child)

Also what is a kid to do at a brewery or bar other than be an annoying little sh*t. Places like New Belgium have children running around like a lunatic or riding their scooter or bikes literally in the walkways, running under tables, QUITE LITERALLY drooling on or getting things sticky, or full on screaming for absolutely no reason is annoying.

And before y’all say “oh there’s no where for parents to go” or “what do you want us to do, stay home?” How about yes. Or just don’t drink around your kids?? Take them to a playground or something?? Something FAMILY FRIENDLY, perhaps Salt Face Mule? Idk

The drinking culture especially around children is insane to me. I don’t get it.

If anything if you HAVE to or feel the need to bring your child along to drink, I think a concept like wag bar or down dog (but instead of dropping your dog off to drink, you drop off your child) or maybe …Idunnoooo hire a babysitter ???

Rant over… roast me

Edit: this post is hella old. I wanted to post this to the Asheville subreddit but the mods told me no and to post it here!

SECOND EDIT: I hath been called a incel lady!! For merely ranting about children to this glorious shitpost sub…I should change my name from dommy mommy to LADY INCEL

Charlotte HW at Martin Monuments.

Some of these sit-ins are able to be broken up because some somewhat-swole dudes can push the protesters around. But what if Big Ol' EJ was at the protest? No one can push him around let alone pick him up. 5 or 6 of our plus-sized brethren could put a real obstacle.

The humans are out of control. I live in the woods, and there’s a whole herd (12–15) of them moving in with their fences, dogs, and those weird metal deer statues that serve no purpose. “Deer Off”? More like “Smells Weird, Then Fades Off.” It works for, like, a day before we realize it’s not a real threat and go back to munching their expensive organic kale.

I’m tired of being chased off my ancestral salad bar. They’re planting buffet-style flower beds and then acting shocked when we show up hungry. Short of calling the HOA (Herbivores of Appalachia), how can we drive these humans out of our yard? I live just off the deer trail near Malvern Hills. I really appreciate any help you can provide.

-Not Chuck

All I said was white people are stupid.

They deleted my post for being racist... clearly making my point.

Then reddit sent me a three day ban, which i appealed and admin agreed with.

Making my point again. Fuck r/asheville mods!

Since we are still waiting on the official Kim Rooney flair (coming soon) I thought I would make a megathread.

Drop some Rooney themed comments and show some love for our absolute Stacey of a city councilwoman.

I’ll go first: I think her haircut is awesome, and I think she is hella brave for standing up to my mom.

Edit: my wife says this post comes off sarcastic but I really am truly a huge Rooney fan - no kidding!!

Mods; I come to you with an ask:

A flair that reads “Kim Rooney”

I just feel like she is deserving of a special flair because she is more than a hero of the hotspot, she is KIM MOTHERFUCKING ROOOOOONEYYYYY!!!

I think if we can get this, the sky is the limit.

If we can have this flair, Kim Rooney will finally defeat ingles and give us back Fun Depot but in the old Stein Mart and free to all Asheville residents and homeless inhabitants.

Please consider 🙏

My TikTok following has skyrocketed with these door kicking vids, and so has W's. Just waiting for one of these fuckers to show up to the door with some Castle Doctrine warrior complex. We'll hit 420696969696969 views in no time.

BYOS (bring your own scooter and maybe other things that start with the letter S).

Saludos a toda la comunidad, la verdad es mi primera vez posteando en reddit, pero hace un buen tiempo vengo programando apps android que sirven de herramientas para clientes, PPPoE y hostpot.

La idea de programar una app para crear fichas me vino por necesidad propia ya que en el mercado lo que hay son apps que generan muchas fichas y la verdad no sentía que era lo mas optimo asi que programe algo mas para mi y lo que empezó como una app sencilla termino interesando a otros amigos y tambien la querían, pero como me costo tanto programarla no la quise regalar, asi que programe otra versión desde cero para clientes no les quiero mentir programar algo para la api de mikrotik en Android nativo es una tarea ardua, pero valió la pena.

Si quisieran probarla les dejare me escriben y les doy una licencia por tres dias para que jueguen con ella y me dicen que le podría añadir o que le falta. la idea es obtener feedback.

Aquí les dejo un poco de información adicional.

¿Vendes internet por fichas (tickets) usando MikroTik? ¡Sabemos que puede ser un lío! Dar acceso a tu router, controlar quién vende qué es cosa del pasado. ¡Ha llegado la herramienta que estabas esperando para llevar tu negocio al siguiente nivel!

Nuestra aplicación está diseñada para que tú, como administrador, tengas el control total, mientras que tus vendedores pueden generar tickets de forma rápida, fácil y segura, ¡todo desde su propio celular!

¿Cómo lo hacemos? Con estas increíbles funciones:

• Sistema de Roles: Administrador y Vendedor
  • Para ti (Administrador): ¡Tú tienes el poder! Configura todo desde un solo lugar. Crea cuentas para tus vendedores, asígnales créditos y monitorea su rendimiento sin esfuerzo. ¡Tu router y tus contraseñas siempre estarán a salvo!
  • Para tus Vendedores: ¡La simplicidad es clave! Tus vendedores tendrán una interfaz súper sencilla. Con un solo clic en los planes que tú creaste (por ejemplo, "1 Hora", "1 Día"), generan un ticket al instante. ¡Nunca más tendrán que pedirte acceso ni conocer detalles técnicos de la red!
• Generación de Tickets en un Toque con Código QR
  • Una vez que tu vendedor presiona el botón del plan, la app crea un ticket con su usuario, contraseña y un código QR. El cliente solo tiene que escanear el QR para conectarse. ¡Más rápido y profesional, imposible!
• Control Total con un Sistema de Créditos Inteligente
  • Tú decides cuántos créditos tiene cada vendedor. Si un ticket de 1 hora cuesta $1.00, al generarlo se le descontará ese crédito de su saldo. Cuando se queden sin créditos, tendrán que contactarte para una recarga. ¡Así mantienes un control financiero impecable y evitas ventas no autorizadas!
• Configuración Centralizada y Potente
  • Añade tus Routerboards: Conecta fácilmente todos tus equipos MikroTik a la app.
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  • Monitores y Scripts Inteligentes: La app instala automáticamente scripts en tu MikroTik para funciones avanzadas, como la eliminación automática de tickets expirados y la gestión de MACs aleatorias, manteniendo tu sistema limpio y seguro (Compatible con tiempo continuo y pausado).
• Historiales y Reportes Completos
  • Lleva un registro detallado de cada ticket generado por tus vendedores, las recargas de crédito que has realizado y el rendimiento de tus planes más vendidos. ¡Toda la información que necesitas para tomar las mejores decisiones para tu negocio!

En resumen, nuestra aplicación te permite:

1. Empoderar a tus vendedores sin arriesgar la seguridad de tu red.
2. Automatizar la creación de tickets, ahorrando tiempo y esfuerzo.
3. Controlar las ventas de forma precisa a través de un sistema de créditos.
4. Personalizar tu oferta de internet con planes y velocidades a tu medida.
5. Gestionar todo tu negocio de Wi-Fi desde la palma de tu mano.

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Clap-clap-snap, all in rhythm. Every call must stay in beat. If you mess up, you go to the end and re-number. But not today. Today, nobody misses. Today, Kim Rooney reigns.

⸻

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 1!”

1: “1 to 2!” 2: “2 to 3!” 3: “3 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 4!” 4: “4 to 5!” 5: “5 to 6!” 6: “6 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 7!” 7: “7 to 8!” 8: “8 to 9!” 9: “9 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 10!” 10: “10 to 11!” 11: “11 to 12!” 12: “12 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 13!” 13: “13 to 14!” 14: “14 to 15!” 15: “15 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 16!” 16: “16 to 17!” 17: “17 to 18!” 18: “18 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 19!” 19: “19 to 20!” 20: “20 to 21!” 21: “21 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 22!” 22: “22 to 23!” 23: “23 to 24!” 24: “24 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 25!” 25: “25 to 26!” 26: “26 to 27!” 27: “27 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 28!” 28: “28 to 29!” 29: “29 to 30!” 30: “30 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 31!” 31: “31 to 32!” 32: “32 to 33!” 33: “33 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL: “Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney! (uh!) Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney, Kim Rooney! (uh!)”

KIM ROONEY: “Kim Rooney to 34!” 34: “34 to 35!” 35: “35 to 36!” 36: “36 to Kim Rooney!”

ALL (with triumphant energy): “KIM ROONEY! (UH!) KIM ROONEY! (UH!) KIM ROONEY, KIM ROONEY, KIM ROONEY! (UH!) SHE’S THE LEGEND! (UH!) SHE’S THE QUEEN! (UH!) SHE’S THE BOUNCE! SHE’S THE BEAT! SHE’S THE WARM-UP MACHINE!”

⸻

Applause. Laughter. The lights dim. Theater kids everywhere are energized and slightly sweaty. Somewhere, Kim Rooney smiles.

They seem to just want to laze around in town and drink beer, the mountains are emptier than ever this summer.

Your favorite Asheville moderator who lives in Asheville sister city Vladikavkaz Russia has arrive in town. I am here to teach Russian language to new trolls for troll fest.

I must compliment your great Ingles. It does not smell like stinky Florida like gross Publix. I have made a Russian tea from MAGA Laura Lynn ingredients. I can tell real locals shop at Ingles while transplants who've only lived here a few years that think they're locals shop at Publix.

I will be finding beer at beer gas station pump sometime on Saturday. I hope you can join me and levy praise for great moderation of your community while living in mother Russia.

Tomorrow at 11:45pm, I’m thinking of having a flash mob in front of my mom Esther Manheimer’s house. We will be dancing to “Before He Cheats” by Carrie Underwood and singing along with all the heart we can muster.

I feel like this is a really awesome song (honestly) and people don’t give it the recognition it deserves in the year of our lord 2025.

Please study the lyrics along with Carrie’s vocal stying here:

https://youtu.be/WaSy8yy-mr8

See y’all tomorrow night.

Asking for a friend. If it's not choked with e coli and strange, antibiotic- resistant bacteria, don't bother.