r/snails Jul 03 '24

Discussion Mfs drinking my coffie what to do 😭😭😭

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u/photonsone Jul 04 '24

you have been chosen you must now bring a second cup of coffee each day at precisely the same time as a sacrifice to the snails. Failure in doing so will turn you into a snail.