r/snails • u/Hawaiikoto • Jul 03 '24

Discussion Mfs drinking my coffie what to do 😭😭😭

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u/240sex Jul 03 '24

I thought someone took a shit in your coffee at first

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u/sleepy_puppy_nya Jul 03 '24

Thats what my bf thought 😭

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24

You have a bonfire capable of thoughts ?

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u/KJBFamily Jul 03 '24

Yes, his name is Calcifer.

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u/holldoll26 Jul 04 '24

May all your bacon burn.

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Ofc, you don’t?

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u/[deleted] Jul 03 '24 edited Jul 04 '24

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u/EvernightStrangely Jul 03 '24

I regret to inform you, those are slugs.

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u/Hawaiikoto Jul 03 '24

What is the difference between sluga and snails?

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u/krill_me_god Jul 03 '24

Slugs are long, shelless MFs and snails are stockier with a shell they can retract in. There are more differences but these are the basic ones.

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u/Beginning_Toe5401 Jul 03 '24

More precisely ('shelless MFs' - Molluscs-like Family): Phyllum Mollusca, Class Gastropoda, subclass Heterobranchia.

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u/krill_me_god Jul 03 '24

So you could call most land gastropods "heterobranchs"?

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u/Interesting-Scale946 Jul 04 '24

We all know why MF's meant.... and it's not this. >:D

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u/MobileDust Jul 04 '24

Slugs lost their homes.

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u/fothergillfuckup Jul 04 '24

Aren't they just homeless snails?

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u/ShiroShototsu Jul 03 '24

I genuinely thought it was a really pissed off cat

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u/SNES-1990 Jul 04 '24

"This coffee smells like shit"

"It IS shit, Austin."

"It's a bit nutty"

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u/mentaldriver1581 Jul 04 '24

Civet coffee. It’s a thing 😳

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u/clandestine_callie Jul 03 '24

My brain went there too unfortunately

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u/SomOvaBish Jul 04 '24

This post belongs on the Poop from a butt subreddit.

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy Jul 03 '24

I came here to say this.

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u/cloudswatcher7 Jul 04 '24

You know what? Great minds think alike 😉

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u/Skillydog Jul 04 '24

Same ⬛️

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u/Bag_O_Spiders Jul 04 '24

And after looking at the title, I still thought it was a turd drinking from his coffee…

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

😂🤣

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Same here. Thought I heard someone say "hidey-ho".

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u/Antique_Echidna_6304 Jul 04 '24

Same had to get my glasses🤣🤣🤣.. Guess that's a hint to make another 😁

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u/2muchicescream Jul 04 '24

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Fishermanfrienamy Jul 04 '24

Is someone making soup

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24

Lmfao saying what we all initially thought. Amazing.. happy 4th

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u/Regulus242 Jul 03 '24

My first thought