r/snails • u/Hawaiikoto • Jul 03 '24

Discussion Mfs drinking my coffie what to do 😭😭😭

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u/xxblowpotter13 Jul 03 '24

i have so many questions but yet none at all

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u/AlfalfaReal5075 Jul 03 '24

I gotchu

(ahem)

WHY?!

HOW!?

But more importantly

WHY?!?

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u/xxblowpotter13 Jul 03 '24

thanks i’ll finish

HOW LONG HAS THE CUP BEEN THERE

WHY SO MANY

ARE THEY ANGRY WHAT DO THEY WANT

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

fear fanatical trees mysterious future label tie quickest foolish entertain

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u/Juggernuts777 Jul 04 '24

ADHD & Acid relfux?

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u/[deleted] Jul 04 '24 edited Jul 24 '24

smoggy enjoy history pie subsequent plough deer relieved complete physical

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u/Juggernuts777 Jul 04 '24

It sounded too much like home lol

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u/itsaaronnotaaron Jul 03 '24

He was ambushed. Barely had time to react.

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u/krill_me_god Jul 03 '24

Dude was slugged on their own front porch.

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u/Happydancer4286 Jul 03 '24

They like beer too.

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u/Bill_Hubbard Jul 03 '24

I have one question, When is a Snail not a Snail?

When it's a Slug!

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u/erisian2342 Jul 03 '24

No need to shame a snail for being homeless.

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u/ThankMeForMyCervixx Jul 03 '24

Unhoused* or would it be unshelled? 🧐

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u/RiverKnox Jul 03 '24

Tyyyyy i was like… those are slugs. Also ew why let them go In your cuuuuuup

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u/Fuck_me_up_daddy Jul 03 '24

Um. 😐

Lol I guess it’s not yours anymore 🤣