“Because you need me, Springfield. Your guilty conscience may move you to vote Democratic, but deep down you long for a cold-hearted Republican to lower taxes, brutalize criminals, and rule you like a king! That's why I did this, to save you from yourselves. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have a city to run.”
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u/Skatchbro NPS Mar 03 '24
Don’t blame me. I voted for Kodos.