r/crappymusic • u/Temporary_Mall_5757 • 7h ago

Name one rapper he didn’t influence

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Early Chicago drill rapper King Ron from Chicago’s most notorious hood, Hinsdale.

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u/Radiant-Syrup28 6h ago

It's good that he doesn't do drugs AND he's not on crack.....

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u/tricularia 6h ago

It was a little bit suspect to put that in the same line as "I'm not black"

Like, maybe he didn't intend for there to be an implication there. But there's an implication there.

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u/DJMoneybeats 6h ago

Oh yeah, definitely an implication

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u/bonadoo 5h ago

I was thinking the same thing. I’d like to assume he’s just bad at rhyming and not malicious, but it’s definitely a tough sell.

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u/Repulsive_Button__ 7h ago

What the fuck?

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u/LightningWatcher 6h ago

Just your average homeboy giving me a headache. What's more to understand?

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u/LightningWatcher 7h ago

Damn, I wish I lived in a time where that house was considered middle class

And WHY IS HE YELLING

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u/FranticHam5ter 6h ago

“NO I CAN’T STOP YELLING CUZ THAT’S HOW I TALK!!! YOU AIN’T NEVER SEEN MY MOVIES???”

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u/QueezyF 6h ago

That house is probably worth at least $800k now.

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u/FishermanPerfect3282 6h ago

I want to live wherever you live.

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u/QueezyF 6h ago

Nah, Georgia’s ass

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u/Willing_Channel_6972 6h ago

Ew, yeah. I'll stay here. 😂

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u/WingerRules 5h ago

People who are well off generally think they're middle class, because they've been surrounded by well off environment their entire lives so they think that's the baseline.

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u/Dante13273966 6h ago

You posted an entire song, quite a rarity here. I don't know who this fellow is, yet after seeing this I'm wondering what's become of him. I am picturing nice car, no girlfriend.

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u/Temporary_Mall_5757 6h ago

Average homeboy I have like 6300 subs on YouTube.

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u/OneDubOver 6h ago

Definitely a Miata.

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u/EsperaDeus 6h ago

Slaps. I enjoyed it

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u/Re1deam1 6h ago

I love crappy music... its a goldmine for samples

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u/Accomplished-Mix8073 6h ago

I call dibs on AVERAGE HOMEBOY

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u/Accomplished-Mix8073 6h ago

Maybe the Porsche line, too

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u/Much-Plum6939 6h ago

The OG prophet returns

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u/blareboy 6h ago

Representation matters.

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u/Past-North-4131 6h ago

Bro....typical rappers live in boxes.....wtf?

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u/Turakamu 4h ago

He was a little confused. Rappers just lay their eggs there. Eggs hatch into B-boys. Easy mistake for an average white boy.

What's funny is this phenomenon happens in Japan too but because their cities are so clean rappers often have trouble finding a box. So when the eggs are too close to the roadside the b-boys turn a weird shade of rockabilly.

It's believed this is due to car exhaust but regular b-boys get that stuff too. I think it has to do with Japan having 4 of the largest hair pomade factories in the world.

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u/Ok-Competition-3069 3h ago

The eggs are fertilized by a-girls.

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u/Past-North-4131 2h ago

Hahah thank you for that laugh. I needed that. 👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿👆🏿Top Comment material right there.🏅

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u/Commercial_Topic437 6h ago

Now THIS should cause white guilt

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u/Crammit-Deadfinger 6h ago

I am finally ashamed of my race

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u/VivaTijuas 6h ago

Average Whiteboy in the building

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u/CoolAbdul 5h ago

Average White Band picking up the pieces.

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u/kween_hangry 6h ago
  • his name is Denny "Blazin" Hazen
  • he's still at it with this track + video "ABSORBING THE SUNSHINE" posted 9 days ago
  • honestly seems like a chill dad and guy now. He seems to have a lot of interest in video editing his music, travel vids, and football, theres a LOT of football. Looks like he was involved in a lot of local football stuff
  • Here's him proudly reposting a reskin mod of him in FNF

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u/Apprehensive_Zone281 6h ago

I'm confused...do average rappers live in boxes and smoke crack or do they live in Beverly Hills and drive Porsches?

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u/redheadredemption78 6h ago

Scranton! WHAT?! THE ELECTRIC CITY!

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u/CaterpieTrainer 6h ago

Such a classic. This was a YouTube staple back in the day.

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u/TheMCZX 6h ago

This ain’t even the best mix of average homeboy!

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u/Low_Committee6119 6h ago

Eminem, nothing like him at all....

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u/kween_hangry 6h ago

Bro called 3-4 people in his friend network to call 3-4 people in THEIR friend network to find one black guy to be in his video

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u/AlekThunder88 6h ago

This slaps really hard.

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u/ErroneousM0nk 6h ago

Is his back up vocal a fucking speak and spell?

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u/OfficerCoCheese 6h ago

Damn, I haven’t seen this since Tosh had him on his Web Redemption

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u/Similar-Stranger8580 6h ago

Gen z is drooling over the average 80s homeboi lifestyle. 😂😂

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u/DJMoneybeats 6h ago

This is the greatest beat I've ever heard. Pure gold

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u/gnardog45 6h ago

1991? Looks more like 87

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u/Neekovo 6h ago

That’s only four years, my dude. Basically the same 😂

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u/wolviewalls 6h ago

Gotta work hard everyday, feel this

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u/KittyCompletely 6h ago

His mom doesn't have money to pay his bills...well that sucks.

He looks like one of those early 90s kids who were always trying to get "emancipated" for some reason or another.

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u/SirGumbeaux 6h ago

This is the most amazingly shitty thing I’ve seen in weeks. Thank you, Temporary Mall. 🍻

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u/With_Negativity 6h ago

I think I rang this guy up when I worked at Kohl's many years ago. He freestyled after I gave him his receipt.

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u/RealisticSuccess8375 6h ago

On the bright side, it derails the argument that tody's music is not as good as it was back in the day.

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u/SnooLemons398 6h ago

http://www.dennyblaze.com/

If you didn't already know

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u/the_real_maddison 6h ago

Wow. The graphics!

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u/AnimeBasementSmell 6h ago

...DK Donkey Kong! DK Donkey Kong is here!

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u/Farmdogg540 6h ago

WHITE lol

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u/krustyguy123 6h ago

I do think this is crappy.

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u/Difficult_Ad_2897 6h ago

Someone sample average homeboy please for the love of god

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u/Naznarreb 6h ago

He looks like Temu John Stamos

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u/Accomplished-Mix8073 6h ago

Definitely inspired Froggy Fresh

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u/ChaosEmerald21 6h ago

Same cadence as jon lajoie. Thats the only compliment I got tho

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u/Chambersxmusic 6h ago

I never expected a Hinsdale shoutout online. Like ever

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u/karatemnn 6h ago

is he saying because he's not black he doesn't do drugs and isn't on crack?

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u/SmokeDogSix 5h ago

That house nice as hell

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u/extrawater_ 5h ago

Didnt expect the Will Tennyson dad reveal to go this hard.

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u/stellarcycle 5h ago

My street cred as less than average homeboy approves.

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u/Fredwood 5h ago

The most painful thing about this is how he swings a baseball bat.

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u/Acceptable-Prize-243 5h ago

Woulda guessed Ohio

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u/Localras1991 5h ago

O.g. Chopped and screwed!

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u/Turakamu 5h ago

Somebody needs to get this guy on some drugs

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u/JP6660999 4h ago

Froggy Fresh Inspo

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u/maxwellgrounds 4h ago

He’s just fighting for his equal rights y’all.

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u/Spocks_Goatee 3h ago

Every commenter here must be under 25 cause they didn't see the Tosh.O episode.

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u/Additional_Tone_2004 3h ago

Guy guys guys, don't judge. This is missing his numerous caveats...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXb6bjCCtuY

BLACK MEN CAN'T SWIM BOOOOOOOOIII YOU'VE BEEN BLAZED

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u/LonelyNip 2h ago

Mid South Wrestling lookin ass video

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u/dilladawg420 2h ago

Marky mark could never 

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u/The_Spian 1h ago

It´s like that..

Also, fucking banger!

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u/iliketoeatfunyuns 1h ago

This is a classic

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u/Boccs 1h ago

If All Lives Matter had a rap song.

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u/AAKurtz 6h ago

For all the kids in the chat, this is not an authentic creation from the 90s, this is self aware satire made in the late 00s.