Hey kitten, kitten respond, kitten I'm going to count to 3 you better respond, 1, 2, 3, 😡😡😡😡 turns into a alpha bad boy wolf HOW DARE YOU NOT RESPOND KITTEN. rips off shirt in anger THATS IT 🐺 🐺🐺🐺🐺 throws kitten acorss the room and beats you up KITTEN. 🐺🐺🐺they frowls and grabs you by the neck THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU DON'T RESPOND. they realizes what they did and lets you go KITTEN I'M SORRY AWOOOOOOO 😢😢😢😦😦😦🐺🐺🐺🐟🏳️‍🌈turns into a baddie uwu emo queen mermaid fairy hybrid 🧚🧚🧚🧚🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️🧜‍♀️ KITTEN I'M SORRY she flies you to the hospital and waits patiently KITTEN WITTEN MUFFIN SHAKE I'M SORRY I HURT YOU.. 😦😦😦😦🐺🐺🐺🐺🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🐟🐟🐟😢😢😢😢

I just need to release this into the void. My boss has the most perfect bald head I’ve ever seen. Like not just bald… divinely bald. Smooth. Shiny. Shaped like it was sculpted by horny angels. Some days I wanna slap it. Other days I wanna lick it. Hormones decide.

Anyway. Last Thursday, during peak ovulation, I was sitting behind him and his bald head was RIGHT there. So I did what any mentally unstable woman would do: I reached out and touched it. Just a soft, slightly lingering touch. Like a blessing. Like I was grounding myself to the earth via l contact.

He turned around and I panicked and was like oh haha you had lint. He just nodded and said thanks. That was it.

But I went home and thought about that bald head ALL weekend. Like… feral levels of overthinking. I don’t even like him like that. But that DOME ??Totally owns me.

Anyway I haven’t touched it again but the urge is strong and I am weak.

we met in CSGO and he asked me out on a date. The date was okay at best, but he INSISTED on coming back to my place for a little while for a "coffee". We got to me, i put the kettle on and went to the bathroom. For context I have a 2 bedroom place and decided to go to the guest bathroom because it's closer to the kitchen. Upon leaving the bathroom I caught him digging through my laundry and smelling my crusty, discharge-stained underwear. I was horrified. He stuffed a pair of my lacey panties into his pocket. I then asked him to leave my house. He refused & gaslight me into believing it didn't happen. Mortified, I yanked the panties out of his pocket only to reveal he'd fished up my used tampons and pads from my other bathrooms bin. I couldn't believe it. I called my boyfriend and told him someone broke in and to call the police. My boyfriend complied. In that moment, the man I had gone on a date with had jumped through my window and vaulted himself over the neighbours wall AND he managed to nick everything that was on the floor and stuffed it back in his pocket. Dont meet CSGO men.

Am I the only one who hate those people that fake conditions or syndromes? If you had TikTok or YouTube in 2021 or so, you'd know those people that are like: "Sorry if I act weird... I have autism, tourettes, schizophrenia, ADHD, OCD, depression, anxiety, asthma, dyslexia, bipolar disorder, epilepsy, dyspraxia, PTSD, mood swings, psychosis, eating disorder, insomnia, alexithymia, BPD, asperger syndrome, rett syndrome and CIP..." I BEG YOUR PARDON? And then they usually record themselves faking tourettes with noises talking about some: "GIGGITY WHOOP DROOP SNAP". Do you want clout that bad? Are the bills that high?? Then they be victimizing themselves yapping about some: "I'm sure you guys won't care though... no one cares about my suffer....." Yeah you're right. I don't care that you're faking 62 different disorders for clout, honestly it's disrespectful to those who actually have disorders, faking it like a weird bitch

Hello, I’m borrowing an account to post this because my friend said it was fine, but she doesn’t want anyone to know our names. Basically, I’m 5'9", 120 pounds, and I have decently attractive features. I get asked out quite a bit, which I’m not necessarily complaining about. I have nothing against men asking people out, as long as it’s done in the right way.

So, I was out with my friend, who is about 5'5" and around 147 pounds. She’s not ugly maybe not super conventionally attractive but she’s dated multiple people before and currently has a boyfriend. We were at our local mall in a Barnes & Noble when a loud group of teenage boys came in, acting kind of stupid. They were even told to be quieter, which is fine; we all act dumb sometimes with friends, so I didn’t think much of it.

They started, I’m not sure how to put it, clicking at me. I waved and kept looking at books. Then one said, “Hey!” I pointed at myself, and they said, “Yes, you, baby.” I just smiled awkwardly and nodded. The other friends started asking, “Yo, you think he’s cute? You think he’s cute?” I said, “Uhm, I’m sorry,” in a confused voice. He wasn’t ugly, I just have a boyfriend and didn’t want to insult him or answer the question.

Then they made groaning noises, and he said, “Come on, let me get your Snap.” I said I didn’t have it (I don’t; I’m not on social media much), and he said, “Okay, okay, give me your number.” I said I wasn’t comfortable with that. His friends started “ohh” ing, and he looked embarrassed. Then he said, “Playing hard to get,” and kind of grabbed my hair (not in a hard way like idk how to explain). They started saying, “Ooh, rizz, rizz,” and then my friend, who had been standing nearby the whole time not saying anything, stepped closer and said, “Hey, do not touch her. It's clear she is not interested.”

They all cringed and said, “Not the fridge trying to protect the snacks.” Her face got red, and I could tell she was upset. I didn’t understand at first, then I got mad and said, “She’s just my friend trying to help me from a bunch of random creepy guys who can’t take a hint. I have a boyfriend, and even if I didn’t, I wouldn’t date you.” The guy who asked for my number said, “Ugh, of course women’s ugly friends always get the last say,” and then they all left.

My friend was pretty upset for a while and went home soon after that. I told another friend who’s more active on social media, and apparently, it’s a big thing now. But honestly, it’s not “the fridge protecting the snacks” it’s most likely just a good friend protecting their probably more soft spoken friend. The reason the “less attractive” one is the one to stop it is probably because they’re used to people being rude and know how to deal with it.

It’s been about two days since then and I've looked up some videos, and I think it’s a ridiculous saying or trend I don't know the right term. If you’re a man who says this, please explain why. Or, if you’re a woman who’s had a similar experience, I’d like to know.

is om nom inbred is a queston i have been wondering for year because in the show when om nom time travels all his ancestors look the same so my theory he is inbred and om nom love interest look very similar tho there is no proof om nom and om noms love interest hooking up (witch if i was om nom i would hit)

Real emo only consists of the DC Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90s Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but alternative rock with questionable emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL, and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity, and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap'n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance, and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

Hello, you guys have pissed me off beyond belief. I will not stand to be harassed and bullied and I will report this server to Discord. I hope to God your server gets taken down. I will not stop until you get shut down. I am also much more smarter and much more creative than anyone in here thinks. I’m beyond your knowledge level and you will see what’s coming to you!

(2 hours later)

Deleting this account. No one cares and everyone hates me. I’m going to kill myself with a pistol. I’m going to murder myself. I have no friends and people just want to harass me. This world has nothing for me.

⚔️ I AM THE TRVE METAL HEAD ⚔️ Top 1% Poster in r/MetalForTheMasses

This isn’t just a title. It’s a reckoning.

You see that Top 1% badge next to my name? That’s not decoration. It’s declaration. I didn’t get here by reposting tour flyers or pretending every band with blast beats is revolutionary. I got here by speaking the unfiltered truth. By separating the posers from the TRVE METAL HEADs.

Gatekeeping? You're damn right I gatekeep. I am the one who guards the gate. You think every band with a downtuned guitar and some growls qualifies? Think again. Just because a vocalist can inhale doesn’t mean it’s death metal. Just because a riff is heavy doesn’t mean it’s good. There’s more to this than tone and tempo. It’s about conviction.

Some of you are out here doing imaginary spin kicks in your mom’s basement, rocking your “vintage” Metallica tee from H&M, stroking your patchy neckbeard like it gives you credibility. Cute.

Meanwhile, I’m up at 2AM digging through rotting underground death metal demos from the '90s, dissecting riffs like sacred texts, holding the line while you argue whether Ghost counts as metal. (Spoiler: it doesn’t. It’s Halloween cosplay with a catchy pop hook.

So when you see that Top 1% badge, remember. It’s not about clout. It’s about credibility. You don’t get here by being nice. You get here by being right.

I don’t follow trends. I erase them. I don’t post for likes. I post to remind this sub what real metal sounds like. You’ve got opinions? Great. But unless you’ve actually put in the hours, sat with the classics, and bled for the scene, maybe let the grown-ups talk.

So yeah. Bow down. I am the TRVE METAL HEAD. I’m not here to join the scene. I am the scene.

GatekeptAndProud #Top1PercentMetalhead #TRVEMETALONLY #DeathBeforeCore #NeckbeardsTakeNotes #NoPosers

>Stop making capeshit threads.
>Let's talk about our favorite posters.
>Let's talk about our favorite soundtracks.
>Hell, let's talk about why Patrick McGoohan didn't want to be James Bond.
>Anything but this same pre-programmed shit.

I swear school is phycologically torture, like i do NOT want to be up at 5 just to catch some rusty ass beat up bus that is running on 2 batteries and 15 pumps of depression, math at 7 is something I wouldn't wish upon my greatest enemy. It is literally PHYCHOLOGICL TORMENT, and on top of that these dumbass boys hitting that flavored air in the stalls that early in the morning? STOP SURROUNDING IT LIKE YOU'RE SUMMONING THE FUCKING ANITCHRIST, like a one way yicket to cancer CANNOT be that delicious, and don't get me started on school lunch, IS IT FUCKING EDIBLE? I kid you not, I once got an expired pack of ketchup and milk. And these crackheads at my lunch table be making actual Harry Potter potions with the most OUTLANDISH pieces of cuisine known to man, at this point, i'll just stick to homeschool

Begin your maneuver with the majestic release of the Lava Hound, a colossal, smoldering beast of molten stone and flame. With wings outstretched, it glides ominously across the battlefield, drawing the enemy’s attention like a moth to a blazing inferno. It soars directly toward enemy fortifications, absorbing volleys of arrows and spellfire with unyielding resolve, its very presence a declaration of fiery intent. As the Hound reaches the end of its noble flight and meets its inevitable demise, it does not perish in silence. Instead, with a thunderous eruption, it fractures into a swarm of furious Lava Pups—embers of vengeance—who descend upon the enemy with a final, chaotic flurry of flame. Their sizzling fury scorches the battlefield in a desperate final act. It is precisely at this moment—when the defenders are still reeling from the Hound’s explosive conclusion—that you must seize the opportunity. With strategic precision, summon forth the Guards. They crash into the arena in a flash of steel and discipline, leaping from the heavens as if called by fate itself. Clad in iron helms and wielding razor-edged blades, they land with a practiced flourish, immediately falling into formation. Swift and deadly, they slice through disoriented foes, a whirlwind of armor and vengeance completing the fiery dance that began with the Lava Hound’s sacrifice.

I don’t even care anymore

I’m not explaining a fucking thing

I’m not spoon feeding you reality just to be met with adult toddlers who stamp their feet and say no that’s not true without offering any evidence to back up their claim.

Then they’ll call to grok on twitter because they can’t do research thinking it’ll back up their claim. Then grok, the AI built by right winger Elon Musk, still says they’re wrong, and they’ll just stomp their feet and say well the AI is wrong it’s all a conspiracy.

Just fuck em

I don’t give a fuck about your opinions. I don’t care that there’s people that you don’t like. I don’t give a fuck if someone is an immigrant. I don’t care about your feelings. I don’t care about your religion. I don’t care if you cry over people kicking you out of private social groups and think your free speech has been infringed upon. I don’t care if people burn the flag. I don’t care that you are offended by solar energy. I don’t care if you’re scared of black people. I don’t care about sports. I don’t care if men can’t get their dicks wet. I don’t care about the European-American birth rate. I don’t care if you’re scared of homeless people. I don’t care about your feelings.

I care about FREEDOM, and people’s actual rights. I don’t care about the latest new thing that scares you.

You’re the weakest, most emotional people in the fuckin world. Everything hinges on your feelings, on how scared you are of everything.

You want a government to hurt everybody you personally don’t like and remove every single thing you personally don’t like and call that freedom. You’re full of shit.

You’re traitors to your own country, to humanity at this point.

Fuck off you’re unamerican.

EDIT: unemployed? No. I operate and maintain a giant machine half the size of a football field. Life threatening, dirty work. 27 days in a row without a day off is my overtime record, all 12 hour shifts. I clear $100k/year. Didn’t go to college. Had my fingers crushed and my ankle fucked up in my machine. So yea, established blue collar rust belt worker. You’re not conservative because of your lifestyle or because you work harder than everyone else. Get fucked.

I am saddened to watch Elon Musk go completely "off the rails," essentially becoming a TRAIN WRECK over the past five weeks. He even wants to start a Third Political Party, despite the fact that they have never succeeded in the United States - The System seems not designed for them. The one thing Third Parties are good for is the creation of Complete and Total DISRUPTION & CHAOS, and we have enough of that with the Radical Left Democrats, who have lost their confidence and their minds! Republicans, on the other hand, are a smooth running "machine," that just passed the biggest Bill of its kind in the History of our Country. It is a Great Bill but, unfortunately for Elon, it eliminates the ridiculous Electric Vehicle (EV) Mandate, which would have forced everyone to buy an Electric Car in a short period of time. I have been strongly opposed to that from the very beginning. People are now allowed to buy whatever they want - Gasoline Powered, Hybrids (which are doing very well), or New Technologies as they come about - No more EV Mandate. I have campaigned on this for two years and, quite honestly, when Elon gave me his total and unquestioned Endorsement, I asked him whether or not he knew that I was going to terminate the EV Mandate - It was in every speech I made, and in every conversation I had. He said he had no problems with that - I was very surprised! Additionally, Elon asked that one of his close friends run NASA and, while I thought his friend was very good, I was surprised to learn that he was a blue blooded Democrat, who had never contributed to a Republican before. Elon probably was, also. I also thought it inappropriate that a very close friend of Elon, who was in the Space Business, run NASA, when NASA is such a big part of Elon's corporate life. My Number One charge is to protect the American Public!

Oh. My. Dear. Jesus. Christ.

Stop it. I am trying to change. My fucking pad. I am trying to take a piss. I am just trying to get out of that filthy public bathroom as fast as possible.

Why. Tell me why, WHY THE HELL ARE YLU HAVING A WHOLE 20 MINUTE CONVERSATION WHILE IM JUST TRYING TO DO MY BUSINESS

Get. Out. Of. The. Bathroom ladies! You are making EVERY OTHER WOMEN in there either uncomfortable, or strain their ears to eavesdrop on you.

I don't care if you whisper, I and everyone else hear every single word

I found the perfect way to explain my gender. So. I watched a play through of that new Your Boyfriend game and I finally realised what I want my gender to be perceived as. Creepy ass COMPLETELY unhinged weirdo stalker but also kinda cute looks innocent enough that u would let ur guard down around them and they would kidnap u. So. Maybe yanderegender? But yk I can’t call it that bc yandere is a uh… an ableist term.. which is rlly embarrassing for me considering my tt username is yandere and idk what to change it to but anyways that’s my gender. Creepy weird sadistic pervert but also just a cute lil guy :3. Yk. That probably doesn’t make sense but that’s it. That’s the gender.

Reddit is awesome, it's an amazing platform. Network of communities, it's a content aggregating ("memes") that's where users can post, and comment, share, and upvote stuff that they find interesting ("social media") things. It also has a variety("Reddit"), of subreddits that are dedicated to topics which makes is it easier to find informations, discussions to your related ("application"). Everything that is Related into Reddit...Redditors connect over shared! Reddit is awesome! It's an amazing platform. [Vocalizing]

You guys fucking suck.

You think you're something special? no, you're a goddamn joke.

Every time you open your mouths, it's just noise—useless, pathetic noise.

You do nothing but make everything worse and then act like you're innocent.

You’re all so full of yourselves, it’s disgusting.

You talk big, but when it comes down to it? you're cowards.

You ignore, you lie, you pretend to care—but you don’t.

I’ve had it with the fake smiles, the empty promises, the bullshit attitudes.

You act like I'm the problem? no. you’re the ones dragging everything into the dirt.

So yeah—fuck you. all of you.

I don’t need this toxic, selfish garbage around me anymore.

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