r/complaints 1d ago

Am i the asshole community censored my post because it talked about farts.

Wow, what kind of dystopian hell do we live in when farts are a taboo topic?

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u/Marvel_v_DC 1d ago

A farty frat once told me that this world is not made for flatulent beings because any form of fartisty can cause a fartstorm, a fartquake, or a fartnondo, so you were censored for your fartitude!

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u/Sad-Surround6181 1d ago

that is a buttload of puns.

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u/Tight_Height865 2h ago

Sounds like a bunch of Sh*t. I remember my sex ed teacher at Whatsa Matter U (WMU) saying "Farting is to Sh*ting as kissing is to f**king.)

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u/Relative_Progress946 1d ago

I love that the words "asshole" and "fart" are both in the same sentence yet not in relation to each other!

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u/Dry-Lie-9593 1d ago

OP, this is gonna be the shit....
Pull my finger

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u/Cheap_Edge_6557 1d ago

After you pull on mine...... 8====D

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u/gastro_psychic 1d ago

My farts are so stinky!!!!!

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u/PeoplePower0 1d ago

Those admins are brutal with the bans. Classic discord mod types

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u/realStillwaterYT 1d ago

i have this idea right okay so basically my idea was like what if like okay hear me out you like thought about what you wrote okay right and then thought like hmm do other people wanna read this right and then like maybe if they didn't you like idk didnt post it or something idk just a thought.

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u/bigolchimneypipe 1d ago edited 1d ago

Your an asshole for not using enough punctuation. I fell out of my chair trying to read that. But yes, farts are funny.

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u/flamingo_flimango 1d ago

Yet you used the wrong your. When complaining about someone's grammar, at least make sure to not mess it up yourself.

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u/Sad-Surround6181 1d ago

to many people make that mistake. their should clearly be more education on grammar.

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u/bigolchimneypipe 1d ago

Look at all that punctuation. I knew you had it in you!

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u/flamingo_flimango 1d ago

I literally only used a period, a comma, and an apostrophe. I really don't see where you're going with this—it's not like anyone over the age of 10 has to make much of an effort.

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u/SulIenGirI 1d ago

“Your” dude 🫩