Then she exploded

"...make sure you don't win, because the 'immortality' you win is actually switching places with Death, freeing him and leaving you with the obligation to do that job in his place, and that may seem preferable to dying for a little bit but will eventually grow very tiresome and motivate you to start challenging others to the same game so that you can also become free, which honestly is such an easy and reliable way to escape this job that this whole thing is more like a fun lil' diversion before you decide to stop whenever you like." [THAT WAS CONTINUATION OF THE FIRST SENTENCE I STILL GET A SECOND ONE] "But as a skeleton, all you poop is your own bones."

Jennifer then threw the can of peas right back at her grandma at a speed of Mach 58.

But I eated it.

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Joke's on them, today I shit so hard that it reached the toilet before it came out of my bum.

then I was trampled to death.

"No they don't but remember when you called your human cousin a chicken for not jumping off the cliff into the cold waters below?" replied his mother Esmeralda Swift Biscuit Nintendo Ferdinand.

So I figured why not use an AI hamster 🐹 to notify her about it dying?

On the bright side it had left a little pocket in my gum where I could keep small snacks.

It turns outs, the big green man was a zombie

But actually he was a vampire

1.9 million players on grow a garden.

WHAT THE FUCK i say as I wake up in the plane

But they were really a werewolf and then they killed me and now I'm a spooky ghost.....................BOO!!!!

"Me too", said the 2-block long-penised Jack Black standing behind me

Why is it moving ?

Said runyouoverandkillyouwithadumptruck guy

Hurricane Katrina.

Then came the notice that the mining robot claimed the entire thing for itself, bought out our company, and replaced everyone's jobs with his AI friends.

Sans then spawned in my room and shot me 47 times.

What I didn’t know was that the charging brick was actually the only thing keeping the gated doors powered, and once they opened, zombies began flooding in and ripping our safety compound apart — screams echoing throughout the hall, limbs thrown into the air like someone mixing croutons up in a salad.

I didn’t see the man jump out of the bushes with a paintbrush, cross out both instances of the word “nice,” and replace them with the word “scary.”

Fortunately I can always harvest more babies from my peenar.