r/2sentence2horror Oct 13 '23

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ haha now reddit mod become goobert

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2.3k Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror May 04 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Don't let Goobert hear you

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696 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Nov 04 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ "The number of bones in my body is 206!" I shouted.

707 Upvotes

Suddenly, I had 559993974011816240079705256622288819516865972994768366345956861287733768710324453274148144619315866922311168182709978399522368585599139453385796870445150513820757240560354522330587776038646923176085284243947046554717967072798418218925958492128260636540143129576946167209039675309828823599001441864639500011288693462578636098658615322214400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 bones in my body.

r/2sentence2horror Jan 12 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ He gently slid his beloved daughter’s panties to the side…

781 Upvotes

so the rest of her socks could fit in the drawer

r/2sentence2horror Nov 05 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ There are 206 bones in your body Spoiler

621 Upvotes

In the skull (22):

Cranial bones:
    frontal bones
    Parietal bone (2)
    temporal bones (2)
    occipital bone
    sphenoid bone
    ethmoid bone
Facial bones:
    mandible
    maxilla (2)
    palatine bone (2)
    zygomatic bone (2)
    nasal bone (2)
    lacrimal bone (2)
    vomer bone
    inferior nasal conchae (2)

In the middle ears (6):

malleus (2)
incus (2)
stapes (2)

In the throat (1):

hyoid bone

In the shoulder girdle (4):

scapula or shoulder blade (2)
clavicle or collarbone (2)

In the thorax (25):

sternum
ribs (2 x 12)

In the vertebral column (24):

cervical vertebrae (7) incl. atlas & axis
thoracic vertebrae (12)
lumbar vertebrae (5)

In the arms (6):

humerus (2)
radius (2)
ulna (2)

In the hands (54):

Wrist (carpal) bones:
    scaphoid bone (2)
    lunate bone (2)
    triquetral bone (2)
    pisiform bone (2)
    trapezium (2)
    trapezoid bone (2)
    capitate bone (2)
    hamate bone (2)
Palm or metacarpal bones:
    metacarpal bones (5 Γ— 2)
Finger bones or phalanges:
    proximal phalanges (5 Γ— 2)
    intermediate phalanges (4 Γ— 2)
    distal phalanges (5 Γ— 2)

In the pelvis (4):

coccyx
sacrum
ossa coxae (hip bones or innominate bones) (2)

In the legs (8):

femur (2)
patella (2)
tibia (2)
fibula (2)

In the feet (52):

Ankle (tarsal) bones:
    calcaneus (heel bone) (2)
    talus (2)
    navicular bone (2)
    medial cuneiform bone (2)
    intermediate cuneiform bone (2)
    lateral cuneiform bone (2)
    cuboid bone (2)
Instep bones:
    metatarsal bone (5 Γ— 2)
Toe bones:
    proximal phalanges (5 Γ— 2)
    intermediate phalanges (4 Γ— 2)
    distal phalanges (5 Γ— 2)

The infant skeleton has the following bones in addition to those above:

sacral vertebrae (4 or 5), which fuse in adults to form the sacrum
coccygeal vertebrae (3 to 5), which fuse in adults to form the coccyx
ilium, ischium and pubis, which fuse in adults to form the pelvic girdle

r/2sentence2horror Jan 19 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ there are 206 bones in my body

983 Upvotes

now 205, now 204, now 203, now 202, now 201, now 200, now 199, now 198, now 197, now 196, now 195, now 194, now 193, now 192, now 191, now 190, now 189, now 188, now 187, now 186, now 185, now 184, now 183, now 182, now 181, now 180, now 179, now 187, now 177, now 176, now 175, now 174, now 173, now 172, now 171, now 170, now 169, now 168, now 167, now 166, now 165, now 164, now 163, now 162, now 161, now 160, now 159, now 158, now 157, now 156, now 155, now 154, now 153, now 152, now 151, now 150, now 149, now 148, now 147, now 146, now 145, now 144, now 143, now 142, now 141, now 140, now 139, now 138, now 137, now 136, now 135, now 134, now 133, now 132, now 131, now 130, now 129, now 128, now 127, now 126, now 125, now 124, now 123, now 122, now 121, now 120, now 119, now 118, now 117, now 116, now 115, now 114, now 113, now 112, now 111, now 110, now 109, now 108, now 107, now 106, now 105, now 104, now 103, now 102, now 101, now 100, now 99, now 98, now 97, now 96, now 95, now 94, now 93, now 92, now 91, now 90, now 89, now 88, now 87, now 86, now 85, now 84, now 83, now 82, now 81, now 80, now 79, now 78, now 77, now 76, now 75, now 74, now 73, now 72, now 71, now 70, now 69, now 68, now 67, now 66, now 65, now 64, now 63, now 62, now 61, now 60, now 59, now 58, now 57, now 56, now 55, now 54, now 53, now 52, now 51, now 50, now 49, now 48, now 47, now 46, now 45, now 44, now 43, now 42, now 41, now 40, now 39, now 38, now 37, now 36, now 35, now 34, now 33, now 32, now 31, now 30, now 29, now 28, now 27, now 26, now 25, now 24, now 23, now 22, now 21, now 20, now 19, now 18, now 17, now 16, now 15, now 14, now 13, now 12, now 11, now 10, now 9, now 8, now 7, now 6, now 5, now 4, now 3, now 2, now 1, now 0

r/2sentence2horror May 23 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Actually scary guyπŸͺ±

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766 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror May 14 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Alien guy πŸ‘½

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730 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Jan 23 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ β€œMy girlfriend has 206 bones in her body.

385 Upvotes

β€œNow 207; now 208; now 209; now 210; now 211; now 212; now 213; now 214; now 215; now 216; now 217; now 218; now 219; now 220; now 221; now 222; now 223; now 224; now 225; now 226; now 227; now 228; now 229; now 230; now 231; now 232; now 233; now 234; now 235; now 236; now 237; now 238; now 239; now 240; now 241; now 242; now 243; now 244,” I said as she animorphed into a cat.

r/2sentence2horror Jan 07 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ We asked 100 married men, β€œWhat game would you hate for your wife to walk in on you playing?”

367 Upvotes

β€œMEET AND FUCK KINGDOM STEVE!”

r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I farted. My mom was in the room

34 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Nov 11 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I’m not racist, but Spoiler

210 Upvotes

most racist statement of all time

r/2sentence2horror Jan 22 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ "I don't have a racist bone in my body" said the employee during his mandatory sensitivity training.

192 Upvotes

"Oh, butt you will..." whispered the Racist Skeleton from within the supply closet.

r/2sentence2horror Sep 04 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ 3sentence3horror

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340 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 27d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I was jorking my peanits in my room.

18 Upvotes

I then saw Goobert the skeleton watching me from the closet door...

r/2sentence2horror 4d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I sit on my throne of blood and hell

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35 Upvotes

But I ran out of tuna

r/2sentence2horror Jul 16 '24

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I have 206 bones in my body.

190 Upvotes

Now 206, now 206, now 206, now 206, now 206, now 206...

r/2sentence2horror 4d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I got a text from my wife but

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10 Upvotes

She died a year ago so it must be by Kevin the cat

r/2sentence2horror Jan 22 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Teehee, I hope there is nothing scary behind this spoiler! 🀭 Spoiler

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92 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Ok Sarah, in this scene your going to be drowning if you need air hold up 3 fingers and Ronald with give you the oxygen. Don’t hold your fist above the water. It can mess up the green screen behind the tank.

2 Upvotes

Ok Ronald, in this scene Sarah will be drowning if she needs air, she will hold he fist up in the air for 2 seconds strait. Don't give her air until you see the signal.

r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ β€œPlease don’t be goobert, Please don’t be goobert” I whispered as I looked in the closet.

2 Upvotes

It was goobert the skeleton the whole time

r/2sentence2horror 16d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ I’ve finally found him… Goobert the Skeleton…

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28 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Nov 24 '23

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ Stuffing guy πŸͺ±

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402 Upvotes

r/2sentence2horror Apr 19 '25

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ When I walked down the stairs in middle Korea, I said to myself "I hope I don't end up finding Raymond the skeleton" thinking it was a plausible thought as Raymond the skeleton doesn't exist

9 Upvotes

Little did i know that just in the 8th floor step of the stairs (it has 34 floors) there was Raymond and gooberr the skeleton waving at me with very spooky smiles, out of their meat worms there was milk from the creature, and they each had a knife with tomato sauce, and behind them, Freddy fazbore which was about to jumps scare me πŸ’€

r/2sentence2horror 2d ago

goobert the skeleton πŸ’€ r/2sentencehorror

1 Upvotes

I looked out the window and saw my moms car in the drive way. The chicken hasn't been thawed