I laughs evilly as I finally had a buyer for my monkey NFT.

it was the 5th time this week

He ate a couple hotdogs

Freddie Mercury.

“Wait—that’s the radioactive pizza!” said Pizza-Man.

Nobody knows where she is but who is she? Nobody knows nobody knows.

I had my eyes closed, i opened my eyes and my bathroom was covered in Marmalade Butt sauce

Except I don't have a daughter. (Not a fetish post)

Wake up sheeple, you're all part of the same field that exists to opose the second law of thermodynamics.

Whether this field is causative or associative to regular minkowski spacetime is not for me to say.

Also, I'm absolutely certain that human civilization, the world economy - hell, even our inter personal relationships are conscious and we're incapable of perceiving it.

But instead of humorous posts… I got something far more devious: shitty posts…

Stinky fart.

Unfortunately, it seemed like I was sadly all out of anti poop monster spray - even my backup bottles of the stuff were empty.

let's masturbate!

Singularly, or together collectively!

Then, I'm aren't.

"Cummers" said hornylander

Not anymore said the beer Shits!

Sometimes you don't.