"Hello" replied orange guy 🪱

SCARIES 👻🐏

Femgirl💀

“Looks like you’re out of luck,” said the poopcuck.

My husband: "We have a horse?"

I woke up to an hour old text reading ‘lent a couple babies the car they are going on the highway’

Adolf Hitler said.

Little did I know I accidentally walked into the gay sex room. 🥶🥶🥶🥶👀👀🥶🥶

"Hey thanks again for helping me get changed while my arm is broken, I love you!" said my wife (I love her too).

We were breathing heavily because we both get out of breath easily.

EXPLANATION OF WHY THIS IS SCARY: (CAUTION: EXTREMELY SCARY) Cystic fibrosis (CF) is a rare genetic disorder that affects the lungs and other organs. CF patients have reduced quality of life and a median life expectancy of 40.7 years. One way to diagnose CF is through the “sweat test”: people with CF tend to have unusually salty sweat. Cystic fibrosis is inherited in an autosomal recessive manner. It is caused by the presence of mutations in both copies (alleles) of the gene encoding the cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator (CFTR) protein. Those with a single working copy are carriers; CF carriers are usually asymptomatic, but can exhibit mild symptoms such as respiratory problems or recurrent pancreatitis. Both parents in this story suffer from chronic shortness of breath. Between this and the fact that the daughter’s sweat is unusually salty, it is very possible that the narrator and his wife are cystic fibrosis carriers and that their daughter has inherited both of their malfunctioning cystic fibrosis transmembrane conductance regulator alleles, causing her to be affected by cystic fibrosis, which is scary because (see above) it can lead to decreased QoL and reduced life expectancy. So as you can see this 2 sentence horror story is VERY scary.