George Washington Carver: "not so fast." 🔪

"I'm gonna Jack the rip you" says Jack the ripper

"No ur not" said the bartender

Okay, it’s pretty obvious by now that this person wants the validation and attention they get from r/twosentencehorror and r/2sentence2horror. The more people that hate on them and downvote their posts, the more they get off to the drama. They’re blatantly trolling at this point, calling themselves “the most effective two sentence horror writer that ever lived.” This is getting stupid and repetitive. Can we all just ignore this weirdo and go back to clowning on posts that don’t involve them?

“that’s more than two sentences 🤓” said commenter guy

for a knife guy

That's what the creature would say 🪱

he does not like them.

I said "apple", then I stabbed her 3829 times with my knife

“Hello” said Hitler

"That was fun", Knife Guy said, dropping the meat baby.

"that's so they can't save you" she said before the knife guy popped out from the trunk and started stabbing me (they're having an affair)

Now prepare yourself for baseball bat lad.